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Title: Ricky Shakes
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 09:50:24
Has signed for Ebbsfleet United!! YAY! :banana:


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 09:53:39
A match made in heaven :bye:


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 10:07:47
Fatters told the Ebsfleet board that Ricky was the next Thierry Henry.


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 10:10:25
to be fair to Ricky - I think he could be a very good player at conference level - he even had the odd really good game for us .. consistency was his main problem .. OH and scoring goals ..


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 10:14:16
Cow's arse... banjo... couldn't hit...


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: Leggett on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 10:27:02
what game was it when he was through 1-on-1 with the keeper, at the townend, and he just scuffed the shot straight at the keeper?ebsfleet should get onionbhaji too :D


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: Colin Todd on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 10:41:50
The cross he scored from down the SB end is my memory of Ricky. 

Its a shame he had virtually fuck all ability as he was an excellent athlete


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 11:02:09
his touch was one of the worst i've ever seen on a pro footballer.
kids aged 10 have a better one


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 12:09:18
In other news...  Aaron Browns brother lives in Calne!! in the flat under my mate from works!

just a random snippet for you all


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: Summerof69 on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 12:48:08
what game was it when he was through 1-on-1 with the keeper, at the townend, and he just scuffed the shot straight at the keeper?ebsfleet should get onionbhaji too :D

Game against Franchise when we lost 1-0 despite dominating.


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 13:08:24
i think i have a better touch than ricky shakes and i have the touch of an anal rapist


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: DV on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 16:44:28
I think you would be hard pushed to find anyone on this forum with a touch equal to, or worse than Ricky Shakes.

One of the worst footballers I have ever seen in my life and I'm surprised he's still making a career out of it.


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: Panda Paws on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 17:17:59
The cross he scored from down the SB end is my memory of Ricky. 

Its a shame he had virtually fuck all ability as he was an excellent athlete

Barnet at Home


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: Spencer_White on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 19:49:52
what game was it when he was through 1-on-1 with the keeper, at the townend, and he just scuffed the shot straight at the keeper?ebsfleet should get onionbhaji too :D

That goal basically got us relegated. I think we would have survived if he had converted that one on one. Against McScum as well. Judders.

Utter utter rubbish. Should never have got near a Town shirt.


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 19:52:44
He's a home movie wannabe B-Boy first > Footballer second.


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: alanmayes on Friday, July 11, 2008, 06:25:11
In Bolton's reserves, he basically followed in David Norris's boots - what a contrast!


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: Hatch on Thursday, July 17, 2008, 06:51:38
Apparently he turned down Cheltenham


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: Batch on Thursday, July 17, 2008, 08:30:03
Apparently he turned down Cheltenham

He's bad, but he's not THAT bad.


Title: Re: Ricky Shakes
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, July 17, 2008, 11:25:45
Apparently he turned down Cheltenham

PMSL that is so funny.