Title: Ricky Shakes Post by: fatbury on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 11:07:12 Has signed for Ebbsfleet United!! YAY! :banana:
Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 11:10:27 A match made in heaven :bye:
Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 11:24:35 Fatters told the Ebsfleet board that Ricky was the next Thierry Henry.
Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: fatbury on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 11:27:13 to be fair to Ricky - I think he could be a very good player at conference level - he even had the odd really good game for us .. consistency was his main problem .. OH and scoring goals ..
Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 11:31:04 Cow's arse... banjo... couldn't hit...
Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: Leggett on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 11:43:50 what game was it when he was through 1-on-1 with the keeper, at the townend, and he just scuffed the shot straight at the keeper?ebsfleet should get onionbhaji too :D
Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: Colin Todd on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 11:58:38 The cross he scored from down the SB end is my memory of Ricky.
Its a shame he had virtually fuck all ability as he was an excellent athlete Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: Arriba on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 12:18:57 his touch was one of the worst i've ever seen on a pro footballer.
kids aged 10 have a better one Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 13:26:06 In other news... Aaron Browns brother lives in Calne!! in the flat under my mate from works!
just a random snippet for you all Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: Summerof69 on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 14:04:56 what game was it when he was through 1-on-1 with the keeper, at the townend, and he just scuffed the shot straight at the keeper?ebsfleet should get onionbhaji too :D Game against Franchise when we lost 1-0 despite dominating. Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 14:25:12 i think i have a better touch than ricky shakes and i have the touch of an anal rapist
Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: DV on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 18:01:16 I think you would be hard pushed to find anyone on this forum with a touch equal to, or worse than Ricky Shakes.
One of the worst footballers I have ever seen in my life and I'm surprised he's still making a career out of it. Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: Panda Paws on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 18:34:47 The cross he scored from down the SB end is my memory of Ricky. Its a shame he had virtually fuck all ability as he was an excellent athlete Barnet at Home Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: Spencer_White on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 21:06:40 what game was it when he was through 1-on-1 with the keeper, at the townend, and he just scuffed the shot straight at the keeper?ebsfleet should get onionbhaji too :D That goal basically got us relegated. I think we would have survived if he had converted that one on one. Against McScum as well. Judders. Utter utter rubbish. Should never have got near a Town shirt. Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, July 10, 2008, 21:09:32 He's a home movie wannabe B-Boy first > Footballer second.
Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: alanmayes on Friday, July 11, 2008, 07:41:59 In Bolton's reserves, he basically followed in David Norris's boots - what a contrast!
Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: Hatch on Thursday, July 17, 2008, 08:08:26 Apparently he turned down Cheltenham
Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: Batch on Thursday, July 17, 2008, 09:46:51 Apparently he turned down Cheltenham He's bad, but he's not THAT bad. Title: Re: Ricky Shakes Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, July 17, 2008, 12:42:33 Apparently he turned down Cheltenham PMSL that is so funny. |