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Title: One liners. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, June 24, 2008, 16:21:59 What is the best you have heard, and not from T.V.
When I was working in Malaysia a while back I was sat next to an English chap who was as sharp as mustard. One day I said to him: You know it's true that Asians have little willys when the end of your cock dips in the toilet water when sat down innit. He replied: "Yeah, it's deep as well innit" What a fucking reply. What's the best youv'e heard? Title: One liners. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, June 25, 2008, 01:15:57 Ace, what a popular thread!
Title: One liners. Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, June 25, 2008, 07:01:33 shhhh... quiet.
Title: One liners. Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, June 25, 2008, 09:19:41 Move along.............nothing to see here
:wink: :mrgreen: Title: One liners. Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, June 27, 2008, 16:54:55 Today, the main partner of my office walked up to me with one of the other managers and asks what jobs I am booked out to do and where I am going.
So I told him I was off to Glasgow Monday afternoon for the whole week. His grimace summed up how I felt I think. However, he Glaswegian manager stood with him then pipes up: "Well I can tell you where not to go!" Me: "Glasgow?" I think you may have had to be there at the time, although it wasn't a joke, I was being serious. Title: One liners. Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, June 28, 2008, 12:19:08 Threads like this should be made an offence of the highest order.
Title: One liners. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, June 28, 2008, 12:29:34 Quote from: "STFC dave" Threads like this should be made an offence of the highest order. :wink: |