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Why do my colluges feel the need to talk to me when I am having a piss or when they are having a piss. It's not right to talk to someone who has their cock in their hand and piss flowing out of said cock!

Speaking when cock in hand is wrong.

It's even more awkward when the bloke stood next to you is a) your boss' boss and b) gay.

wrong wrong wrong!

Some people here have been known to be on the mobile while having a piss. It's the person talking to them I pity.

Also, people who take their pint glasses to the bogs in a pub. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Finish the fucking drink then go.

Fucking right. Why take it in anyway? Are you hoping for some piss-spray to liven up your pintage remnants.

Another annoying thing is the one urinal rule are some guys not aware of this? If there is a choice of 4 other urinals don't stand right next to me always keep 1 urinal between you and the next person if possible.  Those that don't follow this rule should be castrated.

We don't have urinals at work, as we have individual rooms, brilliant.

But I agree with your urinal etiquette, especially the one where there are loads free and the geezers comes and stands next to you!  Wrong.

talking to someone while having a piss is alright.taking your beer in, or pissing next to somebody when you dont need to i dont like.

It's difficult in my work because there's only two urinals so if someone else is in there you don't have much choice.

the worst one is when you getting into some sort of bog pattern, which clashes with someone else and you keep seeing them in there.... :shock:

wow I never knew having a wee was such a minefield  :shock:

Ah yes, the dreaded pint:toilet ratio synchronisation.

I'm sure we've had a discussion about this recently.... i avoid using urinals like the plague, because of above problems

Liverpool v West Ham, cup final, up my local (well in the evening) I'm stood there having a slash at the urinal, this lad (early 20's) walks in starts talking to me, then this skin head west ham fan walks in.  The young lad starts going on about the final, about how he "don't give a fuck about West Ham the best side won etc", I just finish off my business, leave the toilet, next thing I notice at the bar is this lad walking through the pub with his nose flattened across his face.  It seemed the West Ham skin head did give a fuck about the hammers.

That's the danger of weeing and talking with strangers!

Women are the worst though, I always seem to hear of the ladies being on the phone while sitting on the bog as they have their hands free....

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

You want to stop hanging around womens toilets. Unless you are a women.

I answer my phone everywhere, dont see the problem!

we wee in packs anyway

My friend wont go in public toilets on her own as she is scared of being locked in so I always have to go in with her

Places like the old bank have cubicles with two loos in which is very handy

what if one of you is on the blob or taking a shit?
not something to share really is it?

"Places like the old bank have cubicles with two loos in which is very handy"

That's effin disgusting!!  Who in their right mind would want to go to the loo with their mate???

only to wee - not to poo or change lady goods or anything

I cant believe you are so appalled??

Bushey spoke to me while having a poo once and thought it was hilarious

Little does he know i was whacking one out 8)

surely anyone sitting on a bog has their hands free?

I've never had a problem with conversing with whoevers next to me in a urinal, it's something we all do and can be quite social.....in an egalitarian way.

  I also take my beer with me in certain establishments,  sometimes so that I can find it again,  or more likely there's some twats who would nick it if left, bearing in mind that I usually fly solo.

 Then there's the spiking the beer syndrome....I've had a few strange conversations, about this practice in certain Swindon drinking places, so am not inclined to risk it.

Ive had mine spiked a few time,s to be fair the buzz is shit so I dont really like it, if your gonna spike my drink at least make me have a good trip

 Yep BB....bad trip = bummer... man.

Was only messing Reginald

    :wink:

Well one hand maybe!

Does anyone else find it easier to piss in a cubicle rather than a urinal? Or is it just me.

Just you Dave, you suffer from stage fright then yeah?

Haha yeah! i just freeze. untill im really drunk then i can go anywhere  8)

If there's a spare urinal free, I condider it impolite to use a cubicle. Unless you're having a shit, taking a dump in the urinal trumps the above rule for bad manners.

Yup

i always stand way back from urinals.the spray back is worryingly notible is bright sunlight.

i think though that if i'm in a cubicle with my feet facing the wrong way they'll think im doing drugs, earning me huge street cred  8)

I learnt this at a young age when wearing shorts.

is chatting acceptable if you are pissing on someone?

Cubicles and Urinals are both a worry for me,i have to get help as the Doc told me not to lift anything heavy!

yes but if you are shitting on them it's rude to talk to them as well.