Thetownend.com

Didnt seem to like it here somewhat...

http://www.oxfordmail.net/mostpopular.var.2329819.mostviewed.coach_milsom_slams_swindon.php

That article's appalling, worse than some of the Adver exclusives!!

Oxford fans will now think they are better ran than us.
 :D

he's right about the previous regime.old news really so fuck him

Although to be fair what he actually says is that the set-up under the old regime was a diabolical shambles. Well, tell us something we don't know.

Look out for these forthcoming exclusives in the Oxford Mail "Bears deny Wood Shit Shocker", "Pope May be Catholic", "Titanic safety record not all that"

Everyone knows the Pope is Jewish you silly man.

"Grass rumoured to be green"

I read that as him having a pop at Sturrock, not the old board

"Glass house dwellers regret stone throwing"

Hmmm. Dick Mackey? :soapy tit wank:

Isn't that the guy that wasn't brought in by Sturrock though but was forced on him by the Portugeezers ?

Local man, 80, does not make Olympic team

Am I not mistaken, but isn't our new highly professional board looking at long term improvement at the club?

Surely, if this knuckle dragger from up the A420 was any good he would still be in a job with us, not immediately replaced??

"Wish I hadn't waved a red rag at that bull", says owner of china shop

Italian capital's 24 hour construction claim potentially false.

Shock as team of cooks ruin broth.

Shepherds overjoyed at evening sky colour.

The length of the cats tail meant that when swung, the room that it was in was not adequate enough in size to accommodate the circumference of the swing.

Germanic Wood's Witch in Edible House Paedo-Cannibalism Scandal

I had ta think about that one, but yeah I got it now.

One should not burn one's architectural device(s) of crossing a river.

I guess Oxford fans needed something to get excited about. After all life in the Conference must be pretty dull.

Nine saved by opportune stitch

The construction of a capital city, across seven hills, largely in the Neoclassical style, should be expected to take greater than the amount of the time it takes from one dawn or sunset to the next.

When in said capital city...

Sardines thrown into sea, to delight of following seagulls.

Room Temperature H2O Shows Liquid Properties.

Circus trainer admits defeat with aging canine

Man unable to think without brain

Yet the the Milsom article still wound me up!  :oops:

Great thread this has become though.

"Regional news in local coverage only shock"  :shock:

If you have never realised that all scummers are obsessed with the Mighty Swindon Town FC then here is exhibit 187436.

Oxford mail in spastic reporting shocker!!

"Pen not in fact mightier than sword, discovers badly wounded local journalist"

This thread had provided much gigglage.

At least in Swindon we can count to four....

Do the Oxford Mail cover Oxford Utd under their "Local Football" section?  you know, the one where the league secretary has to send in the match report.  I'd imagine they forget about the back page entirely now, apart from when a few yanks row a boat for them.

They occasionaly have 3 lines in the 3rd from back page. Normally on the same page as the Witney and District league.

Same story is in the Swindon Adver (printed version which you pay for). I read it as an iditement of the old regime board & all.

Shock as bird exchange rate remains stable at 2 in the bush to every one in the hand.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Took me a few moments to work that one out!

Oxford looked fit as fuk last season didnt they!!

I see in today's adver Byrne strikes back!!!!

"Byrne: Milsom blows goats"

EDIT: Just read it and fair play to Byrne, he does put a balanced response over, about the timing of when Milsom was here. There's quite an interesting quote at the end of the piece "Before now the club could not afford to concentrate on things like this. Mike Diamandis had different plans but those days are gone" :shock:

I noticed that as well. Old board in not concentrating funds on the team shocker!

I think we all knew Milsom had a valid point or two, but I couldn't understand the point of the article.  He was talking about STFC from 2007.  He was talking about a different board.  A different situation completely.

It's like me going on at you boys saying the england set up's a shambles, your manager didn't have a clue, training was awful etc, when MacLaren's long gone and Fabio's now in charge.

Oxford Mail in "bit pointless" row

Man eating fish found outside chip shop

Man stopped in car at red traffic light.

Survey Shows Mail Readers Scared of Immigrants, Gays, Kids and A Break Down in Family Values.

Man with glasses in short-sightedness shocker

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one

Quarter of a million Chinese live on water

Laughing gas theft no joke

Painting found by tree

Mad Cow Chases Farmer With Ax.

“Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says”

I know, the difference is huge... :D

you're all shit

Oxon Man in Tourette's outrage

Boy, 14, blinded in masturbation overdose

Leave Nozza out of this  :D

Large hole appears at Kassam Stadium. Police are looking into it.

 :D

Good work Nev.

This is better than the joke page....keep em coming!

Meanwhile on page 34

Book reviewer fails to comment on novel after quick glance at front cover.

Vet says Parrot ill as his brother!!

Each and every canine, will have it's daylight period.

What ever travels in a circular motion, will return in a circular motion.

Would that have anything to do with the lampposts that have been disappearing? Police are hoping to shed some light on it.

Controversial plans to erradicate time shortages include an increase of the hours in a Monday to twenty-six. Reports suggest Kiefer Sutherland is in favour of the proposal.

Unfortunately they've been distracted by the theft of the toilets from the nick. An inside source revealed "We've really got nothing to go on"

Court rules in favour of tools after substandard workman attempts to shift blame

Invites to coronation of one-eyed man written in braille

Michelle McManus to perform final song of show

The dog surrounded by trees didnt have a leg to stand on.

Nice.

Ship carrying blue paint collides with ship carrying red paint in Channel.

Crews marooned.

Ageing rocker refuses to collect Docherty's girlfriend from the station

Jamie Oliver, Ainsley Harriott, Delia Smith and Gordon Ramsey charged with offenses relating to food hygiene as ten people contract salmonella after eating dodgy soup....................

Ever so slightly subtle that one neville!