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Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Friday, May 2, 2008, 11:09:48
Who's going to this that I know and whats to buy me a a drink? I am skint and don't facny paying for my own drinks and seemingly bushey is skint arfter fucking up his car so I can't ponuce  of him!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, May 2, 2008, 11:12:30
Im going but Im not buying you anything you great Gyppo!

Im currently trying to "wear in" the stupid 5 inch heeled shoes I panic brought to wear by wearing them round the office with think pink fluffy socks - They are killing me OWWWWWWW

You boys should be grateful you never have to wear high heels!!


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, May 2, 2008, 11:15:49
Actually i do wear them.

And no i am not going as its cheaper to drink with the fuckers in the apartments.


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Friday, May 2, 2008, 11:36:20
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
Im going but Im not buying you anything you great Gyppo!

Im currently trying to "wear in" the stupid 5 inch heeled shoes I panic brought to wear by wearing them round the office with think pink fluffy socks - They are killing me OWWWWWWW

You boys should be grateful you never have to wear high heels!!


If you don't I'll start singing!


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:07:42
Fuck off, all of you.


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:08:23
Hi Ben


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:11:08
Im there


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:13:51
do we get to meet your new women?


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: axs on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:14:31
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
do we get to meet your new women?


just one of them.

or did you mean woman?


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: pauld on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:15:42
Anyone else wearing black tie? Anyone who's not going to the posh bit I mean


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:16:32
Quote from: "axs"
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
do we get to meet your new women?


just one of them.

or did you mean woman?


No I meant your whole Hareem!  :wink:

isnt the whole thing black tie? for everyone?


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:16:44
I am

then I am going to gatecrash upstairs

 8)


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:17:54
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
Quote from: "axs"
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
do we get to meet your new women?


just one of them.

or did you mean woman?


No I meant your whole Hareem!  :wink:

isnt the whole thing black tie? for everyone?


Preffered but not compulsory

and no you wont be meeting my hareem, just one

and not a word ok ?

 :mrgreen:


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:19:10
to be fair who will they know who has paid what??


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Sippo on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:19:18
Least you can't book room 119 this time!!  :mrgreen:


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:22:20
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
to be fair who will they know who has paid what??


Different coloured tickets

Silver and Gold

Come 10pm it wont make much difference I suspect


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:23:48
Quote from: "Sippo"
Least you can't book room 119 this time!!  :mrgreen:


Going to paint 119 on my bedroom door to reminisce


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: pauld on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:25:23
I'm going to look like a fucking bouncer with me baldie 'ead  :oops: I might stand at the door and ID people


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:26:30
get a syrup for the occasion


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:26:34
you could wear a hat? perhaps in a slighty jaunty style? - like an old rat pack singer?


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: pauld on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:29:59
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
you could wear a hat? perhaps in a slighty jaunty style? - like an old rat pack singer?

Thought about that but I think it'd end up looking a bit Elton John


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: pauld on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:30:37
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
get a syrup for the occasion

Nah, seen yours and frankly its unconvincing  :D Sod it, I'm going to get a turban, that'll be ace!


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: axs on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:30:56
Quote from: "pauld"
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
you could wear a hat? perhaps in a slighty jaunty style? - like an old rat pack singer?

Thought about that but I think it'd end up looking a bit Elton John


now that you mention it...


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Sippo on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:30:57
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "Sippo"
Least you can't book room 119 this time!!  :mrgreen:


Going to paint 119 on my bedroom door to reminisce


Dirty Dog!  :wink:


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: pauld on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:31:50
Quote from: "axs"
Quote from: "pauld"
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
you could wear a hat? perhaps in a slighty jaunty style? - like an old rat pack singer?

Thought about that but I think it'd end up looking a bit Elton John


now that you mention it...

Oi, don't you start. Like I say to my brother, there's a chance my hair will grow back but you'll ALWAYS be a ginger


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: axs on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:32:38
no, there's no chance your hair will grow back. and mine will eventually be grey.


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:34:00
Quote from: "pauld"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
get a syrup for the occasion

Nah, seen yours and frankly its unconvincing  :D Sod it, I'm going to get a turban, that'll be ace!


I like this hat best
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e99/Jamiesfuturewife/hat-1.jpg


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: pauld on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:34:02
Quote from: "axs"
no, there's no chance your hair will grow back

60% according to the specialist I saw when it exited stage right. Although as it's been a year now, the odds diminish
Quote
and mine will eventually be grey.

Ginger grey. Like a manky hamster


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Luci on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:35:02
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: axs on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:35:16
Quote from: "pauld"
Quote from: "axs"
no, there's no chance your hair will grow back

60% according to the specialist I saw when it exited stage right. Although as it's been a year now, the odds diminish
Quote
and mine will eventually be grey.

Ginger grey. Like a manky hamster


boo- you're not a proper baldy unless there's no hope,

And yes - ginger grey. at which point I will start wearing hats at jaunty angles  :D


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Luci on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:36:34
Or buying flat caps for £20 from random men in the street - sound familiar?  :mrgreen:


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: axs on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:37:24
Hoi Hoi Hoi  :mrgreen:


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:43:45
Oh my god get a top hat - that would look ace with a tux
you would look like someone fromt he olden days


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: axs on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:44:26
or a magician. :D


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, May 2, 2008, 12:46:04
even better!


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: neville w on Friday, May 2, 2008, 13:28:15
Or a magician from the olden days. (and the rabbit could double as the syrup)


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: pauld on Friday, May 2, 2008, 13:58:50
Oooh, I quite like the idea of a top hat. So that's three possible choices now:

1) Top Hat
2) Turban
3) Turtle Wax


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Luci on Friday, May 2, 2008, 14:00:16
Turban all the way.


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, May 2, 2008, 14:03:13
Turban it up to the max.


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, May 2, 2008, 14:03:39
Top Hat Top Hat Top Hat! whoop!


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Luci on Friday, May 2, 2008, 14:04:09
ha anyone got a pic of pauls head we can photoshop some hats to? :mrgreen:


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, May 2, 2008, 14:04:39
No Turban!

Sikhism is one of my favourite religions. If I was going to become all faithful I think I might become a Sikh.


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: neville w on Friday, May 2, 2008, 14:20:04
Go for the wax, you'll look like  a turtle wally


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, May 2, 2008, 14:23:10
Quote from: "flammableBen"
No Turban!

Sikhism is one of my favourite religions. If I was going to become all faithful I think I might become a Sikh.


Did anyone read a book at school called "Pavan is a Sikh" to learn about Sikhs??


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: pauld on Friday, May 2, 2008, 14:39:52
Quote from: "neville w"
Go for the wax, you'll look like  a turtle wally

I think that's pretty much a given...


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, May 2, 2008, 14:45:34
may I suggest a hat/waistcoat combo a lá Topcat?
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e99/Jamiesfuturewife/topcat.jpg


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: pauld on Friday, May 2, 2008, 14:48:09
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
may I suggest a hat/waistcoat combo a lá Topcat?
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e99/Jamiesfuturewife/topcat.jpg

Would I have to poke my ears through holes in the brim of the hat?


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: axs on Friday, May 2, 2008, 14:48:31
can i also advise trousers.


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, May 2, 2008, 14:51:47
Quote from: "axs"
can i also advise trousers.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: ronnie21 on Friday, May 2, 2008, 15:43:11
Quote from: "STFCLady"
ha anyone got a pic of pauls head we can photoshop some hats to? :mrgreen:
Any bald old fucker will do!!


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, May 2, 2008, 15:49:32
ha ha, Paul my lot are only wearing suits as we are rebels.  GFM will probably get 10 beers out of me, and no doubt Zoe and Charlotte will grab some cocktails


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, May 2, 2008, 15:50:41
Had enough of the orange hats Paul?  :mrgreen:


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: pauld on Friday, May 2, 2008, 16:04:17
Quote from: "Si Pie"
Had enough of the orange hats Paul?  :mrgreen:

Don't think they'd be quite the thing with a penguin suit really. And the missus threatened me with horrendous violence if I even attempted to wear a baseball cap with it.


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, May 2, 2008, 16:08:54
Perhaps you should try a wig.

I reckon you'd look dapper in a suit and afro wig combination


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, May 2, 2008, 16:10:30
yeah then people will think hes Jerel and he will get in the gold ticket bit


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: pauld on Friday, May 2, 2008, 16:22:20
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
yeah then people will think hes Jerel and he will get in the gold ticket bit

 :D Think it might take a bit more than an Afro wig


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, May 2, 2008, 16:49:22
Quote from: "pauld"
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
yeah then people will think hes Jerel and he will get in the gold ticket bit

 :D Think it might take a bit more than an Afro wig


We could all shout "Beeeeeaaaaasssst" when you walk in?


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: ronnie21 on Friday, May 2, 2008, 17:11:54
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
ha ha, Paul my lot are only wearing suits as we are rebels.  GFM will probably get 10 beers out of me, and no doubt Zoe and Charlotte will grab some cock
Really??


Title: End of Season Party, Old Bank
Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, May 2, 2008, 17:36:52
Doubtful Ronnie