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Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: Whits on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 18:32:13 i've started to think i spend far to much time working @ work so i'm looking for ideas on how to waste time :D
1. Take a dump, nothing like getting paid for doing that 8) 2. steal stuff from the stationary cupboard - i've got 4 staplers, 18 pads of post it notes in the last 2 days. I also have enough rulers to supply a small primary school. please add :twisted: Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: Panda Paws on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 18:37:10 Taking a dump is top class time wasting ...
Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 18:49:36 can I have some post-it notes?
Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 18:53:35 Whits you should donate the post it notes to STFC, I'm not sure we've fully recovered from the 2002 post it note crisis....no questions asked about their origin :wink:
Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 19:00:20 Simple formula carry a white sheet of A4 around desk to desk at a pace chat away inbetween, you like one busy mofo. :wink:
Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: Amir on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 19:12:16 I've only ever done one office job, I used to hide behind boxes in the warehouse reading the paper. Also, I've never played so much solitare in my life. I'd go mad if I worked in an office.
Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: yeo on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 19:17:24 My job is to mostly about wasting time.
Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: Amir on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 19:19:21 Haven't you got a playstation/dvd and the like at work though, yeovil? That doesn't sound half bad.
Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: yeo on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 19:21:33 I sometimes take the PS in and I borrow one of those portable DVD things as well.Its still boring though.
spose it could be worse. Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: Melksham Red on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 19:22:53 Quote from: "Chris K" Taking a dump is top class time wasting ... Yep, 20 mins of paper reading joy in work time. Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 20:18:19 Did anyone ever see the poo timer?
It was a tiny program that you downloaded then imput your salary and working hours into. Press a button before you head for a dump and hey presto, it tells you how much you earnt for your shit. Fucking classic. Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 20:27:30 Quote from: "Piemonte" Did anyone ever see the poo timer? It was a tiny program that you downloaded then imput your salary and working hours into. Press a button before you head for a dump and hey presto, it tells you how much you earnt for your shit. Fucking classic. this one? http://www.mrceri.co.uk/salarytimer/Default.aspx Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 20:42:31 Yes that one!
just emailed it to myself at work. We need to be having a poo value cometition tomorrow 8) Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: Anonymous on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 21:15:07 I used to work with a special needs child in a childrens home. If I was feeling a bit tired or hungover I used to triple his medication so that he would go to sleep. He once slept for 37 hours and then was awake continuously for the next 42 hours. During the last world cup I did this quite a lot so that I could watch the football at work. Noone was ever suspicious because he had a sleep disorder anyway. And I am considered a moral and trustworthy person.
People might think I made that up but didnt. Another good one is every time you have a cup of tea fill the kettle up full so that it takes longer to boil. Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 21:30:41 mickey rules 8)
Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: STFCDude on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 21:38:06 mickeys a twat :twisted:
Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: Anonymous on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 21:42:39 Quote from: "STFCDude" mickeys a twat :twisted: I am but I am the ruler of all twats :D Title: things you do at work to waste time Post by: Whits on Thursday, April 28, 2005, 22:41:21 a 30 second poo earns me 5p, what a great job 8)
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