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At the Wyvern.

29 June.

I've got my tickets. Row B  8)

your gunna get heckled!  :wink:

Im just dont get Lee Evans  :|

Where did you get them from??

Called the Wyvern directly. They're not on sale yet on ticketmaster.

Good work Sam - just ordered some myself!!!

Saves on flights/hotels time to Dublin like I was gonna have to do!!

Looks like it's his warm up show for a new tour starting in September, so we'll be first to hear all his new material  8)

Well he's in Dublin in July so it must be a part of the new tour maybe???

Don't think he is funny at all but the Mrs likes him

Cheers Sam, Just got me some

no, you're going to see Lee Evans!

Good point. The sweating should be nice and fresh though.

Is there a website to order from? or is it best just to call them up ?

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How much....the Mrs want's to go so I may pay for her to go so I can have a quiet night in  :wink:

£29.50 including booking fee.

Thats disgusting

That'll be for two tickets then?!

So's your missus but you don't complain  :mrgreen:

No, just one.

I think you will find i do on a daily basis.

Good lord. Although, saying that, we've spent about £50 a pop for Kylie  :oops:

Sussex out!

Where's the Wyvern?
Might go with the misses.
Any chance of the number?

I hope you are taking the piss.

No, should I be  :?

yeah, there's no way you have a misses.

the number I posted earlier and ITS THE WYVERN!

Haha, cunt. 4 years older aswell  8)

I take it The Wyvern is in Swindon? That's the bit I needed to know.
Us Melksham lot don't get out much.

yes, top of town near the library.

That mean's fuck all to me, but cheers mate.

town hall? regent's circus? old college?

http://uk.local.yahoo.com/England/Wiltshire/Theatre/1097173524-e-12602186.html

BEHIND THE SAVOY...roughly!

Usually helps  :wink:

Near the magistrate court thing

Are you suggesting Dean would be familiar with the court?  :soapy tit wank:

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Got 2 tickets luchtime and the girl told me they did not have many tickets left for this.

I just bought the last ticket apparently!

2nd row as well!

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hahahaha berni's going on his own!

Wanted 2 but only one left so the missus has dibbed out!

Gotta take the opportunity while you can, Lee Evans is quality!

I don't mind being billy no mates!

 :fu:

What seat did you get Berni? I'm in the 2nd row as well  8)

Not 100% sure!

2nd row over to the right apparently!

I'll be the one sitting there not talking to anybody!

 :soapy tit wank:

When the ticket turns up I'll let you know the seat number!

i hope it's got a note in it asking why you only bought one ticket berni  :D

What excuse do you regularly make?

Need some tips from an expert!

everyone close to me killed themself  :(

I am going to his show at the O2 so it will be ruined by everyones comments on here with his new stuff!  :mrgreen:

I sugeest you don't read any "Lee Evans" type threads then.

The rest of us will insert extracts into random other threads to add the element of surprise.

Buzzing for this tonight  8)

WOOT! 8)

Woot indeed, he was on top form  8)

Managed to get a decent laugh before he even came on. The row behind us was completely full when this couple walk in trying to find their seat. Bloke says to the woman sat down "Excuxe me, I think you're in my seat". "No" says the woman "I've got these three here, C16, C17 and C18". "But I've got C18 and C19" says the bloke "You better check your ticket". So the woman gets her tickets out and says "Here you go look, C16, C17 and C18". The bloke then says "Look at mine C18 and C19, hang on a minute, your ticket says Lee Evans... this is Shaun Locke". The blokes missus pipes up "Oh no, that says the 28th, it's the 29th - we've got the wrong night!". At this point everyone around them (me included) is pissing themselves laughing. How they got in with the wrong tickets is beyond me.

Indeed, brilliant night and show, 2nd half especially!

And to see the Bohemium Rhapsody routine just about topped it off!  The guy is a Legend!

I thought he was very good, there were a few places which weren't bang on, but that's only to be expected on a "rehearsal" which is what it was in truth, but £29 for 3 and a half hours of Lee Evans (including 20 min break) is top notch value for money.

Thought the standing ovation was a little forced at the end there, not very off the cuff.

Was that you that went to toilet during the first half of the show Samdy? :D

That's what I wondered, especially when they said they were getting married.

(although the bloke looked slightly bigger than I remember Samdy being - no offence).

Nah, it wasn't me. I was a couple of rows further back.

Isnt the half time ice cream lovely too?

Mrs went to this last night and she said she enjoyed it I was surprised it was 3.5 hours though, only expecting her to be gone for a couple of hours.

That's her treat now she can't complain when I go and see Kylie in July....now this will be excellent

Jeeez 3.5 hours. :shock:

Even if it was someone funny thats way,way to long.Id have walked after an hour and a bit.God he must have been really yucky and sweaty by the end of it doesnt he walk on stage dripping in sweat anyway?

Like I say it was only that long cos he was testing out all of his new material for his new tour.  I'd expect the tour shows to be 2 and a bit hours (plus break).  

And it didn't feel that long at all.

He was sat right in front of me!  

Weak weak weak bladder!