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Can somebody give me something to rant about??? In a really pissed off mood for some reason.

Ta.

the price of cheese.

Scandalous.

Fucking unbelievable.

Apparently Karen Matthews is a benefit fraudster too. Skanky cunt.

and there's a complete lack of good bars / clubs in old town. nice pubs but shit bars. well, shit music.

I blame the Lib Dems. and the French.

At least you are going out tonight i trust?
We have 8 pubs in our town and they are all shite and full of chav cunts.

Has fB woken up yet do we know?

and Malpass!

Why do they make tins that don't stack easily on one another grrrr

no idea, he might be dead.

not sure if i'm gonna go out yet tbh, still a bit rough from last night.

What about  the olympic flame? How about the poor atheletes that train hard day in and day out to compete in the Olympics. Their efforts are going to be completely overshadowed by the politicisation of what is supposed to be a non political event !

NMH

i thought better of you mr axs...

im on call so cant go out, got my community head on tonight...

some old boys just got a kicking in casualty though

been there fella, used to stack jams in a supermarket, they're a bugger.

had a headache all day, might just be a headache because I feel fine other than that. maybe a pint or two would help. hmmm.

go for it.

didnt win the lottery either, no doubt some some unemployed sponger who found a quid on the pavement won it again  :-))(

Jams are alright as long as you keep the cardboard tray. Tins though the cardboards always really flimsy, so you can't get it on the shelf.

Worst thing in the world though is toilettries. Why do you need so many different types of shampoo!! And conditioner?! Wtfs that all about. And everythings packed so tighly in, you knock one thing over and a whole dominoe effect takes place, hair product everywhere.

grrrrr

I think it has turned out that the bloke in casualty got a serial bumming  :shock:

i dropped 24 jars of jam once. that made a mess.

:soapy tit wank: Fucking hell!! I've dropped 4 bottles of schloer (sp) once. I wasn't mr popular for doing that!

i was trying to carry about 10 packs of 6 and some of them fell off  :oops:

dozy fucker. Did you have to get out the old sawdust to clean it all up?

When I worked in a supermarket, I used to like making stacks out of bags of sugar....you'd have maybe 20 odd bags in a pack, then could make towers out of them.

   I suspect back in 1970, people used more sugar, than now...industrial amounts.

Going back to the original question.

I could easily rant all night about restaurants that serve fresh bread before a meal, with a nob of ROCK HARD butter that is impossible to spread.

And also ordering a pot of Tea, served with coffee mate instead of milk FFS, although maybe that's a Thai thing.

 :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

whats coffee mate?

its a drink usually served piping mate

:D I was waiting for that sort of reply

It is a stimulative beverage made from the cocoa bean mate.

Cocoa bean? That would be hot chocolate surely

Bob's orange beat me to it, but there have been many occassions where I have confused the fuck out of the locals I can tell thee.

I still take great amusement from asking a Thai Burger King staff for a Cheese Burger without cheese..... It is still just as entertaining as he first time that I asked.

Errrr, I dunno what happened there, I can't even use a typo as an excuse.

haha i asked for a cheeseless cheeseburger once. The bloke looked at me like i was some sort of mongloid retard.

there's something brilliantly ironic about calling someone else a mongoloid and mis-spelling it.  :D

Wow :shock:

I've only dropped the one when working in a supermarket (actually a mediocremarket would be a more accurate description) and that made a nasty little mess.  Fair play to my manager, he moved me to Beers, Wines and Spirits and left me there to carefully tend the alcohol.  Never a bottle dropped. :beers:

there was nothing worse than the smell of a dropped crate of beer after 2 days in the summer.

Theres nothing worse than walking around for 8 hours with fosters soaked trouser either.

Or sitting in the Bescot with beer soaked strides... :roll: