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never started one, so heres my attempt. whats your plans? me? well kick off time will be out to dinner, half time should be on coffees and by fulltime will be out in brighton on the lash, will get the result tomorrow morning when i roll out of bed.

Fan of the year eh :)

I'll attempt to listen to it on Swindon World, but will probably get pissed by the the inane ramblings of the commentator and watch Sky Sports news instead.

I'm out tonight for a leaving do so will probably see the result on skysports news or something. Doesn't really matter, can't see us getting anything from this one.

I'm going.

Will many be travelling to this? New ground and all that?

Also, it's Friday Night Football.

I think we will win!

 8)

We will win 2-1

I'm going to miss that Prize Fighter thing tonight.

Bugger.

Stay at home with a few bevvies listening to the wonderful Brunel FM.

Out on the piss in Bristol tonight, so I'll be getting updates on my phone!

I  think we'll get a draw. 1-1.

I've got a feeling we'll sneak an undeserved win and send Swansea up.

Im away tonight for the weekend at a spa weekend I won so not sure how Im even going to find out the score!

I think we will draw 1-1

I think Ill be asleep in bed as feel rubbish.

I'm going for a loss.

We're gonna win.

5-2.

I too shall be out on the lash and frankly I'm not bothered how we do cos it doesn't matter but if we can fuck up the northern bastard's promotion push then ace  8)

if we lose will all the relegation talk and Malpas out jibber-jabber resurface?

We'll lose. Its a given

2-0 defeat.

2-1 win with Cox and McNamee's first for the club giving us an unlikely win.

1-0 win, Paynter 85th minute

I'd love MacNamee to score.  Would be the icing on the cake for him based on his current form.  Do no end of good for confidence as well.

we will lose 6-0.

We will win 7-1, if only because I wanted to beat SY to it.

We'll lose 5-0 and MacNamee will get injured and will be out for the rest of the season.

Easy win .... 3-0 to town Peacock 2 and Cox  :beers:

i'll be at home playing everybodys golf online,and drinking magners.
i cant wait for this season to end as its been a bit rubbish.
think we will narrowly lose 1-0 and will probably find out the result on here at some point

James Hayter will score for Doncaster, he always scores against us

I also see Matt Mills is suspended for them....Swindon lad again

I didnt realise we were playing tonight

I'm not really bothered what teh result is, I will mostly be playing Wii Mario Kart

Git :( I want Mario Kart.

I might be hardcore and stay up for this.

What time is kick-off?

19.45 our time!

I also want Mario Kart, but have very little funds... :(

As long as we win and don't score right at the end that would be OK, as I nearly had a heart attack last night when I watched Bayern

Get a job then you bum!

Right, that's enough pissing about, I am off now.

Wish me luck everybody.

Hopefully I'll have finished revision by kick-off. Probably be sat on here, maybe listening to Radio Swindon if they have updates.

I'll go for a sneaky 1-1 draw but I think anything other than a loss from tonight's game is a very good result!

2-0 to Doncaster.

Best leave within 45 minutes I s'pose....Friday night and no drinking...this'll be wierd.

1-0 victory for us
Cox to score

And im getting Mario Kart tomorrow! :D

Lots of very drunk and happy Bayern fans arriving in Hahn airport today.

Fucking loads of current buns out in the Algarve for the Rangers game, christ I hate weegies.

I am not surprised, that was one hell of a match yesterday - even though playing against 10 men for so long I am so proud of the never say die spirit. I hope they get to the final for the booze up in Manchester if we do!

3-0 Town. We'll send Swansea up and they'll rubber stamp our safety tomorrow by beating Gillingham.

right, i'm off out, if someone's feeling bored and generous can they text me goals please?

I'll try. Won't be listening to the game but I'll be getting regularish updates from my phone.

Same as Axs, if someone would like to text me, it'll be much appreciated  :D

I would but I left my phone in the hotel in the Algarve!!

Incidentally I think we'll lose 1-0

I would buy I don't have any credit.

unchanged starting x1.Pook for Boub on the bench

Smith starting then?

Evening all, think we'll win tonight. 1-2  Cox & JP.

Even BBC are running nice live updates on their site tonight. Anything to avoid Brunel for me  :D

Our record against the sides in the top six is shocking. Defeat for me, but who cares, we are safe from relegation. Tonight is a nothing game,

Not quite yet. Having said that if we win today and Swansea win tomorrow we are deffo safe  :D

Keep on running...

Brunel's not that bad, Alan Mac makes up for the rather average Arthur Hunt.

The problem with Brunel is Arthur Hunt.

Corr on the bench ????

If Arthur is average I'd hate to see what bad is.

Or perhaps the whole thing. I have only listened to 5 minutes of it this season because quite frankly it just doesn't even compare to RS.

Haha, Stabby's stab victim is playing for Donny  8)

Not as a sub.

Sorry couldn't resist:-



I never met anotherone
who made my life so much fun
'cos every moment I'm with you
I never know what you're gonna do

Every day you change your mind
do something different all the time
Life is a game you wanna play
twentyfour hours a day
It's funny how

You keep me running going and coming
I like the feeling it's out of control
There's no denying you send me flying
I'm hoping you catch me when I fall

You drive me crazy but I don't mind
someone like you is hard to find
I like the way you're moving around
In your world everything is upside down

Every day you change your mind
do something different all the time
Life is a game you wanna play
twentyfour hours a day
It's funny how

You keep me running going and coming
I like the feeling it's out of control
There's no denying you send me flying
I'm hoping you catch me when I fall

???? His shoulder fell off.

Substitutes: Phil Smith (GK), Andy Nicholas, Billy Paynter, Kaid Mohamed, Michael Pook

My my, at Waterloo...

Come on Rich RS wasn't exactly Five live standard last year, they used to sound like they were commentating on a village cricket match, with a crowd full of mutes.

Brunel is poor though I do agree.

BBC have Corr on the bench,not Pook.
Think i would have gone for Corr. :wink:

Yeah that's true. It's not the best but it's better then Brunel.

Is anything happening?

Nah Macca's going on about Pompey, Arthur's going on about Commingo, Commongo, however you want to pronounce it!

Bender is dressed up as a women. On reflection I doubt you were talking about Futurama.

Fuck knows, I'm listening to todays The Now Show instead.

Sounds like all Donny at mo

looking at doncasters line up how are that bunch of muppets third? :shock:

I'm watching Property Ladder that i sky+ the other night.

Oooooo It's a corner!

30:31
Goal kick taken long by Peter Brezovan (Swindon).

29:58
Foul by Simon Cox (Swindon) on Gareth Roberts (Doncaster). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Stephen Roberts (Doncaster) from own half, resulting in open play.

29:07
Attacking throw-in by Gareth Roberts (Doncaster).

28:39
Foul by Anthony McNamee (Swindon) on Sam Hird (Doncaster). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Neil Sullivan (Doncaster) from own half, resulting in open play.

28:05
Lewis Guy (Doncaster) caught offside. Indirect free kick taken right-footed by Peter Brezovan (Swindon) from own half, resulting in open play.

26:30
Attacking throw-in by James O'Connor (Doncaster).

26:14
Shot by Lewis Guy (Doncaster) right-footed from right side of penalty area (12 yards), save (parried) by Peter Brezovan (Swindon).

25:50
Foul by Jamie Vincent (Swindon) on Brian Stock (Doncaster). Direct free kick taken right-footed by Neil Sullivan (Doncaster) from own half, resulting in open play.

Oooooo we are awful but i like us!

A couple of crosses from us in the last few minutes.

Neill Sullivan in goal for Donny, surely we can beat that fat lump of lard?

have we scored yet?

Friday night football is all wrong.

A corner from us. I sense we are getting into the game  :D

36:49
Inswinging corner from right by-line taken left-footed by Jon-Paul McGovern (Swindon) to centre, clearance by Mark McCammon (Doncaster).

36:26
Attacking throw-in by Jack Smith (Swindon).

36:02
Attacking throw-in by Jack Smith (Swindon).

35:22
Foul by Craig Easton (Swindon) on Brian Stock (Doncaster). Free kick crossed right-footed by Brian Stock (Doncaster) from right channel, save (caught) by Peter Brezovan (Swindon).

34:41
Cross by Jerel Ifil (Swindon), save (caught) by Neil Sullivan (Doncaster).

34:01
Attacking throw-in by Jack Smith (Swindon).

33:51
Cross by Jon-Paul McGovern (Swindon), clearance by Stephen Roberts (Doncaster).

Gooooooooooooooooal

For Donny. Gay music after goal.

Oh dear..............................

ere we fucking go

Shit. And Hayter didn't score it, worryingly......

Come on fella's keep it fucking real.

:(

Why anyone thought we'd win fuck knows.

Sturrock away wins for Swindon this season = 1

Byrne away wins for Swindon this season = 1

MM away wins for Swindon this season = 1

We have been shit away from home all season...................................

Malpas Out :mrgreen:

Got to win on the road again some time.

I was hoping that we may get a draw hertha, not some sort of amazing victory.

Ifil's getting some stick from Alan Mac at the mo.

Ha ha, didn't know that would happen. Lets try again MaLpAs OuT

Málpas Out !
M4LPAS OUT!
Malpas Óut!

Screw you FB!

Keep up Dell. I was going to change that one back but I quite like it.

Malpas out!

You just know we're not going to score

I'm hoping we'll win Jan, but I'm not holding my breath!

As someone's already said a point up there would be a good result.

If we lose though, it won't be a shock going on this seasons away form.

Yeah we all know how you can use empty BBCode to get round the filter. What do you want, a medal?

Yes  :mrgreen:

We always play better in the second half, I confidently predict we will not lose this game, or my name is not Flammable Ben!!!

I really do attract sharks

I have Strongbow, who gives a shit  :beers:

'Swindon haven't done anything at all and are probably happy in their midtable position'

Bryn Law on Sky Sports

He's probably got a point.

Strange kit combination

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/17/62/0,,10341~3629591,00.jpg

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/16/62/0,,10341~3629590,00.jpg

Ifils getting slated on t'radio!

It's Sheffield United (A), Aug 1993, all over again.  Let's blame the kit man.

he must be getting alot of the ball then.
our best player until he has the damn thing at his feet

Well Doncaster's shirts are red and white so that kind of discounts us wearing red shirts or white shirts.

Their shorts and socks are black so that means we were going to go for either white shorts and socks or red shorts and socks.

We've obviously gone for the red option.

What is equally obvious is that I need to get out more.

panic on the streets of swindon (with pork pie)

Whoever the summariser is was having a right go at him for not marking properly

Why does Hunt keep saying Mark McGammon?Is he hungry?

Is it only dogs that can work out what Kate Bush is singing about?

Sounds like McNamee's having an off night.

Paynter on

Bloody hell-Supermac is off

.....that's not McGovern by the way!

I was about to make a similar post. Madness.

It's like a mad style of slow yodelling.

Whats happening? Are we playing well?

No

text from my son who is at the march " Swindon playing Cr*p, can`t string any passes together."

pen to doncaster, aljofree off.

Oh fuck, penalty, Aljofree OFF

Pen-red card

How the fuck can he get Aljjofree and Ifil mixed up? They're a different fucking color you muppet.

2-0

Staying at home with wine > going to Doncaster

You knows it

Thats it then, game over.

Come on Swansea!

2-0 so bring the striker off? What the heck have we got to lose.

FUCKING MALPAS

 :mrgreen:

Another shambolic away day.Will Brez ever save another penalty?

CUNT  :soapy tit wank:

FACT!

:mrgreen:

I'm off to bed!

Night!

Only a one game ban isn't it.

Lightweight.

Are we playing well? Im not listening. Im making an uber immense sexy mixtape  8)

Dogshite seemingly.

Are we officially the dirtiest team in the league?

Ace.

I'm listening to good ol' angry music. It's great for when you're really pissed off.

The wine's helping as well.

Dirrrrrrrty Leeds.

You know you are having a bad game when you get done by 'super' Mark McCammon.

Bunch of wankers.

You mean McGammon

"Hayter's scored a hatrick in 4 minutes before"

"Lets hope he does it again Arthur"

Do you think he knows which team Hayter came on for?

This is the real deal, no gaps or nuffink. Dj dave.

I listen to angry music when im out running, it makes me more fired up

No. McCammon.
Super mark-et trolley.

Oh, and BBC are taking the piss too:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_2/default.stm

NON LEAGUE
Live: Doncaster v Swindon

:D

You haven't been listening to Brunel-Arthur calls him McGammon!

Doh! I have, but I kind of block 'Arfur' out and just listen to the Mac comments.

I think you mean Arrrrrfur.

Thats the one!

Great start to the weekend. See ya later.

Gillingham have had 9 red cards, we've only had 8!

Sturrock
P7 W1 D3 L4 = 6 points

Byrne
P5 W1 D2 L2 = 5 points

MM
P9 W1 D2 L6 = 5 points

Just for the record like, Sturrock has still picked up more of our away points than anyone else!

My thoughts from the game...

Nice little ground.

They were a good side to be fair. I wouldn't say they were all over us, but they certainly knocked the ball around well and kept it well. Deserving of a play-off place.

Their first goal was a bit of a poor one to give away, a straight pass between the two defenders and someone got on the end and put it away.

McNamee hardly touched the ball, and when he did there were 3 on him, he came off just after half time. The change looked to be a good switch actually as Paynter got into the game and amongst them, but then the red card came, which was at the other end so I have no idea whether Aljofree got the ball or not. Game plan out the window. Cox came off for Nicho, and after that Doncaster sat back whilst we huffed and puffed... and actually looked better than we did with 11 men.

No beer on sale in the ground though  :(

According to the OS, the ref had no choice but to send him off. Whether that's reliable or not I don't know!

Didn't expect much from last night so not particularly disappointed. Looking ahead, Port Vale seem to have hit form so we'll have to be up for it on the pitch and in the stands next week. Rovers, Gills and Millwall are all very winnable games though so I'm now predicting a comfortable 12th-15th finish.

Agree R4E. I'm hoping Vale go down today so next week they'll have nothing to play for. Ohhh exciting.

   Crewe and Millwall winning, if Gills win, then we're back in trouble.as we've to play them all.

Gills simply have to win if things stay the same Reg. And Swansea need to win as well. Can't see them getting more than a draw but you never know. A Gills defeat today will almost certainly guarantee that we finish above them and therefore survive.

EDIT: Gills have just scored  :(

    :(

Cheltnumb now in the shit...shame as its a good away day.

Yeh but 'nam,rovers and Yeovil are all losing

I think there are too many teams involved for us to go down really.

Swansea have equalised.

Cheltenham are winning aren't they? 2-1?

Get in, Swansea equalised.  Never thought I be so happy about that!

Swansea 2-1 up now get in! We're as good as safe if it stays like that! No Dave Cheltenham are losing.

no

Thought chelt were losing 2 nil?

We were never going down in the first place.

I could swear on the radio cheltneham were betaing walsall 2-1. Must be going deaf in my old age

Going back to last night, why did that commentator keep getting confused and calling Doncaster Bournemouth?  That really did my head in.

 SOD....Stock, Hayter, Matthew Mills.....there may be others.

  \ :D /

Friend of mines results are going the right way so far and hes currently still on for a 2 grand win. Lucky bar steward.

2 grand! What teams did he do?

Mine are all fucking up. Why are fulham winning away grrr

Hes done the following:

Villa
Franchise
Spurs
Aldershot
Oldham
East Fife
West Ham,
Brentford
Sheff Utd
Walsall

Franchise are 1-0 down.

Oh bugger, Ill text him then  :D

Im hoping Fulham win away at Reading today, if it stays 1 nil that'll be their first away result of the season won't it

Oh and West Ham are also losing!

My coupon for 50 Euro is

Villa, Spurs, Palace, Swansea and Southend.

Southen the only team not winning, they are at 1-1. Come on you Shrimpers!

MK are losing

1 pound on
Abroath to beat east stirling ( currently losing)
reading to beat fulham (currently losing)
Grimsby to draw with rotherham (currently 1-0 rotherham)
Sunderland to beat man city (currently 0-0)
Salisbury to beat altrincham ( currently drawing)

Would win £43,dont think it will somehow

Parkin scored again for Luton. He's been back on the scoresheet in the last few weeks, shame he'll be playing in the bottom league next season, he's too good for that league.

Altrincham are now winning!

booooooo. They should pay out if you get them all wrong

Looks like a nightmare selection looking at the scores currently!

I reckon you should at least get your money back if that was to happen!

I just looked at my Betfair account and it's got £44.96 in it. After losing on the Grand National it had 24p in. Odd.

i want my pound back!

I'm rooting for a Fulham win, Bristol City loss and a great last minute come back from Stoke and Hull.

(I havent put any bets on though)

Fucking Spurs defence! :evil:

Back to last night...how the ref can send Aljofree off I'll never know.  Surely the sending off is for denying a clear goalscoring opportunity.  Given the player with the ball was Mark McCammon I fail to see how that is a clear goalscoring opportunity.

I though their ground was dull and functional, I hope, should we build one/develop the CG, we do it with imagination and style.  Maybe weshould incorporate a train into the design.

Go Wycombe, btw.

Even the scummers are winning today.  Who'd have thought.

Im also not very happy as I've had 3 carrots for lunch and I'm still starving!

Hardly bloody surprising.  I had two cheeseburgers, and a choc-chip cookie (big one)...and I feel nicely fed.  (I am also a fat bastard, however).

Im going for junk later though to make up for it and I did have a huge Maccy D's yesterday.

You're not fat you muppet!

Your still starving after three carrots,whats wrong with you  :wink:
I had spicey bean burger and chips and a lion bar  :D

Bloody brum have just scored,1-1 against Everton now,want them to go down!

What did you make of the Vikettes? The one on the OS looks well nice.

Villa are on a rampage too, 5 nil!

Thank you  :)

Although I could certainly stand to lose a stone (rather than sit and lose it as I'm currently trying to do :wink: )

Missed the start (if they were dancing at the beggining) due to the M1 and A1 being a bit gay.  If they were on at half time, I missed them due to getting a cheesburger.

6-0  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

6-0

JINX!!!

Is it full time at the Madejski yet?  I'm waiting to send a shitty message to my reading mate  8)

Sounds like you are a big fan of cheeseburgers!

Woot Stoke 2-1 up!!!! Take that City scumbags!

2 0. GO

I was thinking last night that they may be my favourite food.  The Diamond Burger at R&D a few years ago was ace.

Oh, and Lady...I think you can send that text 2-0 Fulham.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

snigger. erik nevland!

Derby have conceded 74 goals this season, 4 games left, come on thrashings!

You keep your sexual perversions to yourself. :wink:

Swansea promoted, luton relegated.

conceded goals to 6 different players in this game alone  :shock:

Wooo!  Hull scored late too!

Response from Reading mate: Were down, that was bad, very bad  :soapy tit wank:

Birmingham have already messed up my unlikely sevenfold punt  :(

what is wrong with Erik Nevland!

Cant believe city have only won 1 in 8 and are still up there.

Perfect form to take into the play-offs, if you ask me.

Play off final misery for City again perhaps  :mrgreen:

Whilst I'd enjoy that, it'd be too close for comfort, I'd rather they lost to Hull on a wet evening...on pens, following a last minute equaliser for Hull.  Can you tell that Brighton game still hurts?

Off to the pub now...have a good evening all, bye.

Things are looking a lot better tonight....Gills will need to win all three of their remaining games to get 53 points....2 are away, Rovers next week and Leeds last match.  We can ensure survival by beating PV.

That sounds like a bit of an over reaction to me from your Reading friend.  I think they'll stay up.  (That said, I'm tempted to head down to my local this evening...usually a few Royals fans there, and I enjoy winding them up.)

The teams that are potentially going up this year look relatively weak to me, so I'd say there is even more of an incentive to avoid relegation than usual this year.

Probably true, you look at teams around the top of the championship and any of them that go up you can see them just dropping straight back down, apparently if City go up their chairman will pump some of his own money in as he has recently sold his buisness

City would get dicked in the Premiership and it would be fucking fantastic.

Why??

Why would they??? Reading didn't, Wigan didn't.... City are a much bigger club than Wigan and with the chairman ploughing 30Million in there they have a chance...

The calibre of player I think they would bring in though would likely be drips and drabs of relegated prem teams this year though.

As much as I hate City with a passion it would be good to see some other clubs getting into the premier league

3 sides the calibre of derby will go up this season all will come straight back down.

wrong.they will be worse!

agreed six 0-0 games and a load of beatings.

Whatever happens next week, the Gills cannot be relegated...so it looks like it's up to us to send them down... :D

 I don't really care too much who goes down, as long its not us....Gills look the most likely candidate, so I concentrate on them.   I'd rather see them go than Cheltnumb, just becasue Cheltnumb is a derby.

Although it would be nice to see, I'm not sure I could stand and laugh at Gills if we sent them down. They may be a bunch of pikeys with a pointless, ancient axe to grind, but having been through relegation recently I'd feel bad.

Ah well. I'll just leave it up to the rest of you heartless bastards  :D

I'll fucking laugh.

Over reaction is my friends middle name! (Panda Paws knows who I'm on about too)

When I went out last night his Facebook status read "is off to Bridgend to hang himself"  :soapy tit wank:

It's a testament to my weekend pubbage that I only heard of the result this morning  8)

 What you go in empty posh country pubs where no bugger is interested in football?

thats more or less what i was thinking reg.