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Your maths is certainly better than your grammar sir.

Shouldn't that be:

Your maths are certainly better than your grammar, sir.


ooops :oops:

Iron knee  8)

Shouldn't that be:

Your maths are certainly better than your electromagnetic radiation, Sir?

The amount of people on here who are so pedantic is unreal at times . So what if my grammaaaar is wrong you get the point don’t you .

Dmr I would worry about you fat head instead of my spelling  :wink:

I've noticed you're doing a Gerald and putting spaces before your full-stops as well.

DOES IT FUCKING MATTER

Yes, because it winds you up a treat  :mrgreen:

Surely that should be 'DOES IT FUCKING MATTER?'

Sheesh.  It's not just the spelling and grammar that's gone to the dogs.  It's the punctuation as well.

  Nah, it should be: FUCKING MATTER DOES IT.

 For future reference, DRS, if you think of the American  form..math, you should avoid repeating  the error.

Everything gets to DMR. He thinks all my posts are negative  :wink:

Do you think he is Gerald in disguise ?  :soapy tit wank:

Ask me yourself bitch  :D

Do you smell bacon?

I dont quite understand

Definitely not Gerald, he'd have picked up on a pig joke in a flash.

No i am definitely not Gerald.

Cheeky bastard

I bet you like the sausage though.

Well of course

He is Gerald

If your grammar was better your point would be clearer with less opportunity for misunderstanding.

Si Pie Your spelling (of gamma)is worse than his grammar, sir.

Surely it should be beta than ...

  I don't care one iota.

You're just fission for a response.

Now now, let's not split atoms.

cunts

I agree with Sonic

Are mad Greek arsonists pi rho maniacs?

I wouldn't know, I've never delta with any.

Errrrm.. Isotopes and stuff.

I suggest you phi-nd out

 Psi pi wears kappa  :oops:

You are all a bunch of cunts, but lets not fallout about it.

best I could come up with, sorry.

Alpha mo, no-one told me there was a punning thread on the go !

Oh mega!

My one was beta (Better)

Oooh, I got one (A pun that is)

You'd have got more if you'd been tau-t properly

Omega-wd this thread is so shit!!

You lot are strange.

I do get them periodically. And there could be an element of a chain reaction here.

:nod:

It's a sin of things to come

no, it's cos you can't help it.

Now you're just going off on a tangent.

Well, if you don't like it start a nu thread

 Friday special....its like a lamb da the slaughter,  chi ld's play.

This thread has broken down.

sohcahtoa-way.

No need for that Reaction.

It needs a new angle.

don't be so obtuse.

on second thoughts you are probably right.

I'm under the cosh

Don't be down on my charm.

would it be a sin for me to go to the tanning shop cos id love to get a tan  8)

Sin equals opppositve over hypotenuse, cosine equals adjacent over hypotenuse, tangent equals oposite over adjacent.

Does the tan make you feel up, like you're at the top?

I've been trying to squeeze in some pythagoras theorum but it's just not 'punny' enough.

I'm still on the physics particles. Am I at the bottom of the pun list?

Yep, and it's so embarrassing you're infra red face and you'll have to put an apology in your sigma-ture.

i like this thread, it's quarky.

At the risk of Bohr-ing you all, it's gettng tachyon this forum.

In principle I am uncertain about peoples spin on the whole topic, but I'm not sure.

Now, where's that cat?

Come on - own up, you lot.  You're missing the Greek.  It's plain to see.

I can't be bothered to read through this thread, whats it actually about?

Gerald wanted to express his twatishness