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Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 10:33:22 Do you ever find that you go into the ladies loo at work and someone has left a massive stink, a huge skidder and/or a log?
WHY do certain women do this when there is airfreshner provided and a bog brush! And no it wasn't me! Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 10:35:06 OH MY GOD
YES!! Pooing at work should be BANNED!! Im so glad you brought this up - It makes me so mad Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Luci on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 10:44:26 Yes I completely agree.
Its worse as we have to share toilets with the scummy students in term time as well. Smells of ming skanky impulse. :( Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 10:44:59 it is truely disgusting.
You would expect this sort of behaviour from blokes but not ladies!! Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: magic8ball on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:04:35 Why can't you see this from a true art perspective?
The achievement of leaving a massive poo-stain in the bog should be celebrated. Even moreso if they've had the gaul to leave a ginormous log floater. Forshame ladies. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:06:42 this is a ladies thread for ladies only to discuss poop
GET OUT! Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Luci on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:08:28 I only have 5 weeks left of these horrible toilets anyway as just handed in my notice :beers:
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: magic8ball on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:10:41 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" this is a ladies thread for ladies only to discuss poop GET OUT! I'll leave when you start discussing the merits of length, texture, colour, consistency and aroma. You could use a marking scale out of 10 for example. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: redbullzeye on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:13:05 The notion that the "Ladies" is used for anything other than gentle nose-powdering and make-up application has completely shocked me. The fact that massive grunties are produced has damaged my image of women forever :shock:
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:14:40 My pooh smells of roses.
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:20:34 If you cant leave your trademark leave your skidmark
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: DMR on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:26:15 Quote from: "redbullzeye" The notion that the "Ladies" is used for anything other than gentle nose-powdering and make-up application has completely shocked me. The fact that massive grunties are produced has damaged my image of women forever :shock: Massive grunties :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I just laughed very fucking loud indeed, nice one. My customer on the other end of the phone was a bit confused 8) Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:32:07 We expect this from blokes, we know you love to see a good skidder and enjoy the aroma of a big log, but we do not!
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:41:43 Quote from: "STFCBird" We expect this from blokes, we know you love to see a good skidder and enjoy the aroma of a big log, but we do not! I was brought up in age when boys were considered to be made of slugs and snails and puppy dog tails....whereas girls were made of sugar and spice and all things nice. It was a bit of a shock, to discover even the most pretty and petite of girlies, were capable of leaving the most humungous lurkers. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:43:28 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "STFCBird" We expect this from blokes, we know you love to see a good skidder and enjoy the aroma of a big log, but we do not! I was brought up in age when boys were considered to be made of slugs and snails and puppy dog tails....whereas girls were made of sugar and spice and all things nice. It was a bit of a shock, to discover even the most pretty and petite of girlies, were capable of leaving the most humungous lurkers. Sorry Reg, we all need to take a dump :oops: :D Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:48:17 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "STFCBird" We expect this from blokes, we know you love to see a good skidder and enjoy the aroma of a big log, but we do not! I was brought up in age when boys were considered to be made of slugs and snails and puppy dog tails....whereas girls were made of sugar and spice and all things nice. It was a bit of a shock, to discover even the most pretty and petite of girlies, were capable of leaving the most humungous lurkers. Sorry Reg, we all need to take a dump :oops: :D I realise this Birdy, but without having made a forensic examination of the subject, in my formative years I always assumed, girly's poo to be petite and if not rose scented, at least odourless, not like a blokes after a vindaloo and 10 pints of :guinness: Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:48:34 girls do not do any of the following:
have bowel movements pass wind burp pick their nose have b.o. smell of anything but nice things Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: DMR on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 11:49:57 Quote from: "sonic youth" girls do not do any of the following: have bowel movements pass wind burp pick their nose have b.o. smell of anything but nice things You should come for a night out in Devizes mate, most of the local women tick at least 3 of those boxes at any give time :| Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 12:02:54 Quote from: "DMR" Quote from: "sonic youth" girls do not do any of the following: have bowel movements pass wind burp pick their nose have b.o. smell of anything but nice things You should come for a night out in Devizes mate, most of the local women tick at least 3 of those boxes at any give time :| A TEF night out in Devizes...DMR to show happening places, SY to drive. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 12:07:05 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "DMR" Quote from: "sonic youth" girls do not do any of the following: have bowel movements pass wind burp pick their nose have b.o. smell of anything but nice things You should come for a night out in Devizes mate, most of the local women tick at least 3 of those boxes at any give time :| A TEF night out in Devizes...DMR to show happening places, SY to drive. Birdy on floater/crash landing spotting duty. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: dell boy on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 12:07:51 Quote from: "DMR" Quote from: "sonic youth" girls do not do any of the following: have bowel movements pass wind burp pick their nose have b.o. smell of anything but nice things You should come for a night out in Devizes mate, most of the local women tick at least 3 of those boxes at any give time :| I'm crying now :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: This whole thread is hilarious :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 12:30:51 Women's burping is far worse than a man's.
I think this is why women don't fart. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Miss Angry on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 12:57:03 Eww no one should curl one out anywhere other than their own home! its just wrong.
My son threatened to tell my new boyfriend that i "actually really do fart" the other week, i wasnt very happy :oops: Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:09:38 Quote from: "Miss Angry" Eww no one should curl one out anywhere other than their own home! its just wrong. My son threatened to tell my new boyfriend that i "actually really do fart" the other week, i wasnt very happy :oops: Least your boyfriend doesn't jump on your stomach to make you fart :( Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: herthab on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:10:00 As soon as you smell a womans fart that's it. Any mystique is gone and can never be recaptured................................
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:11:21 Quote from: "Miss Angry" Eww no one should curl one out anywhere other than their own home! its just wrong. My son threatened to tell my new boyfriend that i "actually really do fart" the other week, i wasnt very happy :oops: I totally agree with you Pooing should be done in ones home! my friend went on holiday with her new boyfriend and she couldnt do a poo for a week cause she didnt want to poo in the hotel room whilst he was there :soapy tit wank: Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Luci on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:11:48 I bet Herthab wouldn't mind a Miss Angry fart :mrgreen:
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Colin Todd on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:17:21 Fucking hell, If I couldnt shit any where other than home I'd shit myself at least twice a day :|
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:17:46 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" my friend went on holiday with her new boyfriend and she couldnt do a poo for a week cause she didnt want to poo in the hotel room whilst he was there :soapy tit wank: I needed a dump at my ex girlfriend's house but was too scared to go so I told her I was popping out for some fags. I then went and had one at the garage :soapy tit wank: Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:18:35 Quote from: "herthab" As soon as you smell a womans fart that's it. Any mystique is gone and can never be recaptured................................ I once read somewhere that on average we fart about 16 times a day, I've always believed this to be a natural process, so should be enjoyable. Women though take some convincing. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: DV on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:20:14 I dont like pooing outside of my home.
At Nationwide my body was timed to the time the toilets were cleaned! as soon as they were clean I was the first one in there 11:15am on the dot :oops: Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:20:53 Quote from: "Ralphy" Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" my friend went on holiday with her new boyfriend and she couldnt do a poo for a week cause she didnt want to poo in the hotel room whilst he was there :soapy tit wank: I needed a dump at my ex girlfriend's house but was too scared to go so I told her I was popping out for some fags. I then went and had one at the garage :soapy tit wank: as long as it was not in her garage :shock: Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:22:48 Ralph thats really funny I didnt know boys did things like that too!
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:26:25 Her house was really posh, marble floor and everything. Her mum was really nice too so I didn't want to offend them.
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:26:59 The cleaner at work has a nasty habit of arriving to clean our floor's loo whilst I'm sat on the crapper - every single day.
No matter what time of the morning I go, 9 times out of 10 I get interrupted by the cleaner. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:27:49 Nice thread. :|
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Luci on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:29:39 Come on Sussex, thought you'd have more of an input than that! :P
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:31:23 Quote from: "Samdy Gray" The cleaner at work has a nasty habit of arriving to clean our floor's loo whilst I'm sat on the crapper - every single day. No matter what time of the morning I go, 9 times out of 10 I get interrupted by the cleaner. Our cleaner at work is a special needs guy. One day I walked in the toilet and he had his hand right down the crapper fishing around. I asked ''what are you doing mate'' ? He replied ''I dropped my chewing gum down here''. :o :soapy tit wank: Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:38:21 Pooing at work is the best - you get paid for it!
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:39:42 we had a bad poo related incident in the male change at the leisure centre the other weekend
luckily it was in the male change! kids had been flinging poo Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:39:50 Quote from: "McLovin" Pooing at work is the best - you get paid for it! Yes but I get put off when a work colleague goes it the trap next to you. :soapy tit wank: Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:40:20 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" we had a bad poo related incident in the male change at the leisure centre the other weekend luckily Do tell. :D Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Luci on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:42:34 This thread reminds me of the story that (I think it was Pumbaa, correct me if I'm wrong) posted not that long ago. What an ace read.
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: tans on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:42:43 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" we had a bad poo related incident in the male change at the leisure centre the other weekend luckily it was in the male change! kids had been flinging poo nice :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:43:36 Ralph I pressed submit too quick! see amended post
Kids were flinging poo there was a big pooey handprint on the wall and lumps of poo everywhere Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:44:29 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Luci on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:44:59 Why would anyone want to look at it let alone touch it! :shock:
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:45:33 Poo hand prints :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: tans on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:46:00 Its a work of art.
My mate sent me a photo of a shit he'd done once. I was in Pizza Hut when i got the text :? :evil: Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:46:38 I remember when I was little we were swimming with school and we had to be evacuated from the pool as someone had given birth to an Oxford fan. The teacher then came in the changing rooms to check our swimming costumes for skidders to see who it was :shock:
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:47:47 Quote from: "STFCBird" I remember when I was little we were swimming with school and we had to be evacuated from the pool as someone had given birth to an Oxford fan. The teacher then came in the changing rooms to check our swimming costumes for skidders to see who it was :shock: Couldn't do that these days! Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:48:00 Quote from: "STFCLady" Come on Sussex, thought you'd have more of an input than that! :P It's disgusting. Although I've just been for a shit and having been off work ill for two and a half weeks it was green. Yum. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:49:21 I agree this is the shittest thread ever.
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:51:55 Quote from: "Sussex" Quote from: "STFCLady" Come on Sussex, thought you'd have more of an input than that! :P It's disgusting. Although I've just been for a shit and having been off work ill for two and a half weeks it was green. Yum. Stop crapping get cracking, you've got a microwave to clean and bed sheets to wash. Fucking get it done :twak: Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:54:26 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Sussex" Quote from: "STFCLady" Come on Sussex, thought you'd have more of an input than that! :P It's disgusting. Although I've just been for a shit and having been off work ill for two and a half weeks it was green. Yum. Stop crapping get cracking, you've got a microwave to clean and bed sheets to wash. Fucking get it done :twak: Get fucked. Jeremy Kyle is on. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:56:30 Birdie I think you should buy Sussex a T shirt with this on it
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e99/Jamiesfuturewife/24774DGI-Fling-Poo-Posters.jpg Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:56:55 Is it a DAN special?
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:57:04 Quote from: "Sussex" Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Sussex" Quote from: "STFCLady" Come on Sussex, thought you'd have more of an input than that! :P It's disgusting. Although I've just been for a shit and having been off work ill for two and a half weeks it was green. Yum. Stop crapping get cracking, you've got a microwave to clean and bed sheets to wash. Fucking get it done :twak: Get fucked. Jeremy Kyle is on. Just fucking do it. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:57:53 Smack the bitch sussex
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:58:09 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" Birdie I think you should buy Sussex a T shirt with this on it http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e99/Jamiesfuturewife/24774DGI-Fling-Poo-Posters.jpg :D haha Also one that says 'I'm a lazy cunt' Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Luci on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:59:38 I think you should adopt the chart for household chores. Give him a gold star if he does it and when he gets 5 stars he gets a shag :D
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:01:04 Won't happen Lady
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:03:58 I put a binbag in the external cupboard thing today. Fucksake, what more can I do! :D
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:09:26 Quote from: "Sussex" I put a binbag in the external cupboard thing today. Fucksake, what more can I do! :D Take the 6 black sacks stinking out the bin cupboard down the dump, wash the bed sheets and clean the fucking microwave! Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:11:04 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Sussex" I put a binbag in the external cupboard thing today. Fucksake, what more can I do! :D Take the 6 black sacks stinking out the bin cupboard down the dump, wash the bed sheets and clean the fucking microwave! I told her sussex Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:16:56 he's got til 9pm when i get home!
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:23:04 p.s he blew up the gravy in the microwave, I don't live there to dirty the bed sheets or recycle. It's all his!
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:23:40 I dont believe this.
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: dell boy on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:24:27 Quote from: "STFCBird" p.s he blew up the gravy in the microwave, I don't live there to dirty the bed sheets or recycle. It's all his! Terrorist, you never know what walk of life they might come from!!! Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: neville w on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:34:48 Ben seems to be strangely silent on this subject ?
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:36:22 Quote from: "STFCLady" I think you should adopt the chart for household chores. Give him a gold star if he does it and when he gets 5 stars he gets a shag :D If you're up for impressing the lady with very little effort, take her to you local KFC restaurant. She'll soon forget about the chores and the reward system. Of course the Colonel is already prepared for this - the wet wipes are there for a reason. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:43:29 This thread is a disaster.
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: dell boy on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:51:34 I blame parents for the fascination in pooing habits.
They all are so encouraging and pleased with you when your a toddler - saying theres a 'good boy/girl, well done' after you just pooed in the pottie. Then when you are three or four they shout at you for doing the same thing in the toilet because you forgot to pull the chain, never asked you to do that when you started this pooing thing all on your own. It goes on and on through your life and in your early teens some actually shit themselves when they've had too much to drink, then make a cock-and-bull story that they lost their pants and trousers on the way home after a night out. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:52:29 Totally. I'm going to put a DVD on and hope the house cleans itself.
5 hours until a bollocking then.. 8) Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 16:05:29 To see girls fascinated by poo go to:
http://www.2girls1cup.com NOT WORK SAFE! Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: pumbaa on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 16:07:20 Quote from: "STFCLady" This thread reminds me of the story that (I think it was Pumbaa, correct me if I'm wrong) posted not that long ago. What an ace read. You mean this one...... http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14487&highlight=mobile+phone+toilet%2A Great thread this btw..... Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 16:11:59 getting back on topic I also hate it when the loos smell of fousty minnie!
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 16:21:19 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" getting back on topic I also hate it when the loos smell of fousty minnie! :omg2: Stop right there. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 16:22:06 Im sorry Reganauld but some people need to douche more!
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 16:26:03 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" Im sorry Reganauld but some people need to douche more! Think I'll go for a lie down. :) Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 16:30:14 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" Im sorry Reganauld but some people need to douche more! You should start a campaign for the installation of bidets into public and work place toilets. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: redbullzeye on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 17:12:24 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" Im sorry Reganauld but some people need to douche more! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: What flavour, anchovy? Sussex - get some of that Flash kitchen sprayas "it does the hard work so you don't have to" Leave it unopened on the side then when Birdy comes in and does her nut, sue the buggers for misrepresentation. Flammable - answer my question in the other thread :evil: Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Luci on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 17:15:13 Quote from: "pumbaa" Quote from: "STFCLady" This thread reminds me of the story that (I think it was Pumbaa, correct me if I'm wrong) posted not that long ago. What an ace read. You mean this one...... http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14487&highlight=mobile+phone+toilet%2A Great thread this btw..... Thats the one and I think its possibly one of the funniest things Ive ever read! Anyone who hasn't taken the time to read it DO IT YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD! :D Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 17:20:26 I'm just about to go for a shit and quite tempted to take a piccy and post it on here
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Luci on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 17:22:18 Don't you dare pie face!
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 17:25:08 Quote from: "STFCLady" Don't you dare pie face! I think encouragement may have proved a better deterrent. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: pumbaa on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 17:26:40 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "STFCLady" Don't you dare pie face! I think encouragement may have proved a better deterrent. You have to do it now...... Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 17:33:14 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" Im sorry Reganauld but some people need to douche more! Spread the word JFW. Without wanting to be too crude, In the past I have found myself "going down", only to find myself coming right back up again. It's a shame as from memory they where rather attractive girls. Surely they must be aware of it themselves. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 18:12:32 Quote from: "redbullzeye" Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" Im sorry Reganauld but some people need to douche more! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: What flavour, anchovy? Sussex - get some of that Flash kitchen sprayas "it does the hard work so you don't have to" Leave it unopened on the side then when Birdy comes in and does her nut, sue the buggers for misrepresentation. Flammable - answer my question in the other thread :evil: eh? where? Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: redbullzeye on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 18:21:37 Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "redbullzeye" Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" Im sorry Reganauld but some people need to douche more! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: What flavour, anchovy? Sussex - get some of that Flash kitchen sprayas "it does the hard work so you don't have to" Leave it unopened on the side then when Birdy comes in and does her nut, sue the buggers for misrepresentation. Flammable - answer my question in the other thread :evil: eh? where? Only joking Ben - In the pokemon thread I was wondering what animated gif creator you used Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 19:30:24 It's hairs on the toilet seat which I hate :evil:
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 19:49:37 i can't shit anywhere other than my house. It just seems wrong having one somewhere else - you don't know who's been using it before you
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, April 10, 2008, 06:23:15 Quote from: "STFC dave" i can't shit anywhere other than my house. It just seems wrong having one somewhere else - you don't know who's been using it before you Better to be safe than sorry dave, you can get grid from a toilet seat. Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, April 10, 2008, 09:25:26 Can you! Even more reason then
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Colin Todd on Thursday, April 10, 2008, 09:33:44 You lot are fucking freaks
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Luci on Thursday, April 10, 2008, 13:56:38 Quote from: "Colin Todd" You lot are fucking freaks Thats rich coming from you :D :wink: Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Colin Todd on Thursday, April 10, 2008, 13:59:51 :cry:
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Luci on Thursday, April 10, 2008, 14:05:52 Haha, by the way I love your flashing avatar :soapy tit wank:
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Colin Todd on Thursday, April 10, 2008, 14:15:19 FB did it after I called him an un-employable waster or something. I've grown to like it now
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 11, 2008, 07:02:03 Fucking hell I go away for a day and come back to 7 pages of poo :D
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, April 11, 2008, 08:18:11 I just left a massive skidder in the ladies bogs. I can't wait till they all argue about which of the girls it was 8)
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 11, 2008, 09:05:43 you're fucking sick Simon
Title: FAO: Ladies only Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, April 11, 2008, 09:10:25 Si your loosing your mistique - Im rapidly going off you :wink:
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