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I don't mind a bit of mess, but I think I've taken it a bit far.

There's still boxes everywhere from when I tried to build a fort a month or so again.

Loads of Empty bottles and more empty fag packets than I can work out I afforded. Occasional can dotted about too. Oh and Orange Juice Cartons. Discarded Lighters. A couple of pint glasses.

All amongst fuck loads of clothes.

I've even been too lazy to make my bed from the last time I washed my sheets so have been sleeping in a sleeping bag for a few weeks.

I like the idea of being a tidy and neat person, but it never works. I just don't think I care enough.

The good thing about doing jobs like this is that you get to reward yourself afterwards. A bottle of Rum, some Ginger Beer, some Fags and an episode of Space: Above and Beyond me thinks. Maybe a back up bottle of White Ace just in case.

And a fry-up for lunch when I feel I've made enough progress for a mini-reward. Well maybe just a bacon sandwich. Still, good times all round.

So basically can everybody stop posting so I won't get distracted by the TEF whilst I'm trying to get this done?

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Ben, can I ask, and I am being serious, where do you you see yourself in 5 years?

Probably tidying up again.

I take it you dont bring girls home very often Ben?  :wink:

Or do you podge in your sleeping bag? or perhaps even in your fort?

Seriously, fuck knows.

Probably working some averagely well paid job that I hate or a shit paid job that I really like.

Are you saying boys who keep their rooms clean are slags?!?!

The Ladies love the fort.

No - but sheets that are ready to walk themselves to the washing machine are not a turn on in any way shape or form  :chunder:

My sheets were clean, just not on my bed  :D

I just made my reward sandwich.

4 bits of bacon, a slice of fried bread topped off with a fried egg.

Mayonaise on one slice of the bread and a touch of mustard on the other.

Healthy.

T'wander down to the shops now me thinks.

have you put sheets on the bed? - if not Im coming round to do it for you - the thought is disturbing me

Yep. done.

I've tidied away my keys somewhere now.

I think you missed a trick then Ben. The correct answer would have been:

"No I haven't done it yet. See you in 20 mins. x x x"

I've got a problem with the duvet cover......its a pet hate of mine changing it,  so I tend to leave it a while.  I should know better as JFW points out the ladies don't like it..I always try to go round to theirs.

The trick is to turn it inside out, then put your hands inside it, find the top corners, match them up with the corners on the duvet, and turn in back out again.

Hey presto :D

Housework? Tidying up? What's that?

How gay for knowing that.

(It's what I do)

 :D

Explains a lot

I haven't always had the luxury of a bint to do all the household chores.

(I like to think of them as the good old days :D )

  My brain just isn't wired up for stuff like that....I use a method more like putting up a tent, at which I'm expert,  but I do tend to need motivation...like knowing a bird is coming round.

I change my bedsheets every 3 or 4 days  :D

I also do the corner garbbing method.

I'm the polar opposite of Ben though, I cannot stand mess and my house is spotless.

I wash up as soon as i've finished dinner, mop the wood floor every 2 or 3 days and wash the bathroom completely once a week.

I dust my TV everyday  :oops:

I quite enjoy tidying and cleaning and stuff. Just not very good at keeping things tidy.

Are you my mother????

Would you mind popping round to ours please.....

Will you pay me?

We hire a cleaner once a week to do all this cleaning lark!

You either

a) Refer yourself back to the OCD post

b) Shag a lot with a lot of birds that use different perfumes

c) wank a lot over your car



I'm going for C

 :wink:

Thats is not right. Definately something up there.

Clean sheets and being a slag do not going hand in hand:

went out friday pulled a bird took her home did the deed bit forcefull this one so got a bit rough in bed. woke up she went. went out again saturday most have been my lucky weekend pulled another young lady took her home got into bed and she said the bed was wet pulled the sheet back and there was bloody stain and a used jonny!!!!!!!!!! she must of been a right slut because she said nevermind pushed the jonny off the bed, put a t=shirt over the stain and well she called me ggggggggggggggggggggggg a few times!

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thats a lovely story - thanks Dill

plenty more of those sort of stories from back in the day!!!!!!!

ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!

that was about 4 years ago, you animal, then again you missed teh story of losing your virginity ona bench outside a nightclub

arrrr yes that beach will always have a special place in my heart!

was it a beach or a bench? thats two very different experiences.

There is a holiday park in Dorset called Sandy Balls.

think i've been there when I was a young un.

bench and slut :beers:

Time to have a bit of a tidy again I think.

I had one of those on Saturday before the game - do you wear a pinny when you clean Ben?

Nope. And I haven't started yet. I feel a bit guilty.

  I'm thinking about doing the duvet cover....

Yeah that sounds so fucking easy. You try it with a SuperKing size quilt when you're under 5'6''. My arms are nowhere near long enough.

has ben made the bed yet?

The easier option is getting the missus to do it.

She's a fucking munchkin, so that's no help. Last time she tried it alone she virtually disappeared

Well that didn't get very far. Time to have another go today.

 16 days since last doing the duvet cover...maybe I'll just turn it over.

try and find your neighbours DVD's again

ok

yipeee

I want to relive the days of Mrs Mangle

maybe even Scott and Charlenes wedding - with that beautiful song - I remember taping that episode and watching it all the time and fashioning a wedding vail out of an old net curtain and pretending to be Kylie............. ahh the nostalgia

Harold Bishop is leaving neighbours soon! :cry: