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Title: Match of the day
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 11:47:59
That woman commentator has ruined it.

That is all


Title: Match of the day
Post by: Tails on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 11:49:58
Yeah shes shit.


Title: Match of the day
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 12:05:40
Magic like Joey Deacon.


Title: Match of the day
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 12:05:54
God I forgot about that on Saturday, she was awful!!!  Why do they put such a poor commentator on at all, male or female??  They wouldn't just select a really crap bloke to commentate on a game so why put a terrible sounding woman on there, they could have picked someone who at least sounded like she was used to commentating.


Title: Match of the day
Post by: Luci on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 12:20:30
Even I have to say she was a bit slow.  The players had already passed it several times before she could name them.

I've nothing against female commentators however agree with the above sentiments, she wasn't up to scratch.


Title: Match of the day
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 12:29:10
Was it Mrs Malpas? Probably, or related somehow.


Title: Match of the day
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 12:38:48
Jackie Oatley/Oakley or something isn't it?


Title: Match of the day
Post by: ghanimah on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 12:48:17
Wasn't she the same woman who, while trying to summarise the highlights on MOTD a couple of years ago, made a bit of a muddle-up, followed by a pause and then said "sh!t".


Title: Match of the day
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 12:51:07
ok ok I'll change shit back.


Title: Match of the day
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 12:53:58
shit! malpas out!


Title: Match of the day
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 13:00:59
:D


Title: Match of the day
Post by: Minnesota Fats on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 13:23:29
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Wasn't she the same woman who, while trying to summarise the highlights on MOTD a couple of years ago, made a bit of a muddle-up, followed by a pause and then said "sh!t".


No, that was Sue Thearle. I'm sure there's some Youtube footage somewhere on the interweb.

As for this Oakley bird, after much consideraton, feedback and consensus... I've decided she'd get it.

Can someone find me a photo just in case.


Title: Match of the day
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 13:36:13
She is terrible. On Saunday night we were round my mate's house and scrambled for the remote to mute the TV when she came on.  :?


Title: Match of the day
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 14:29:14
haha i laughed as i listened to her diobolical commentary the other night.
jonathan pierce is almost as bad imo


Title: Match of the day
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 14:41:26
Jonathan Pearce, to his credit, did a good minute/90 second monologue talking about the Man Utd Villa match on saturday's football focus.

Once you get passed the irritating voice he actually says some entertaining things.


Title: Match of the day
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 14:44:21
Worst commentator of all time has to be Tony "Mr excited" Gubba, or perhaps Alan "That's a great pass oh it's gone over the stand" Parry.


Title: Match of the day
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 14:45:47
My favourtie commentator has to be Alan Green. Was listening to the Mersyside derby on 5 live at the weekend, and him and Lawrenson were going on about how bad Rob Styles' penalty decision was on Saturday!


Title: Match of the day
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 14:47:38
Alan Parry was Play Off Final (93) commentator wasn't he?  For that reason he's ace

"and surely that's the premier league for Swindon Town now!!!!"

As we went 3-0, oh little did he know.


Title: Match of the day
Post by: herthab on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 14:48:57
To be fair to her she was on the blob...............


Title: Match of the day
Post by: ghanimah on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 15:29:59
Quote from: "Minnesota Fats"
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Wasn't she the same woman who, while trying to summarise the highlights on MOTD a couple of years ago, made a bit of a muddle-up, followed by a pause and then said "sh!t".


No, that was Sue Thearle. I'm sure there's some Youtube footage somewhere on the interweb.



You're right, there's been so many crap women commentators over the years I've lost track. I can't believe this is 10 years old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlSuEZ2x5hQ


Title: Match of the day
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 16:59:08
It just doesn't sound right. I'd rather mute it and watch than listen to her.


Title: Match of the day
Post by: SwindonStevo on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 20:48:05
what she says is pretty shit....but pretty much the same as 90% of the commontators ot there.


Title: Match of the day
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 20:49:04
Its her voice. Its just soooooooooooooo irritating


Title: Match of the day
Post by: redbullzeye on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 19:43:16
BUMP!
Jacqui Oatley is commentating on the Wolves v West Brom game on 5Live, which as a lifelong Wolves fan must be a challenge for her objectivity.     As it's 0-0, I hope it stays like that until the last minute then Wolves score and she shouts "GET FUCKING IN, YOU CUNTING BEAUTY" live on national radio  :D   Although her voice is irritating, it has to be said she's a shit load better than Arthur Hunt.


Title: Match of the day
Post by: warksred on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 20:56:55
Quote from: redbullzeye
BUMP!
 As it's 0-0, I hope it stays like that until the last minute then Wolves score and she shouts "GET FUCKING IN, YOU CUNTING BEAUTY" live on national radio

Sorry to disappoint 1-0 the baggies


Title: Match of the day
Post by: axs on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 20:58:06
and rovers won so we're in 16th now.