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We might.

But I'll randomly go for a 1-1 draw. Nicholas to score for us

3-0 'nam, Another cup (shield) run halted!  :wink:

Savoy?

Peh!

I'll morning pub it alone then.

I'll get my revenge.

I sat in/outside the savoy, nursed a pint of some random beer, smoked a couple of cigarettes, and read the Guardian.

I'm a middle-class revolutionary me.

An ignored one at that! If all the world failed to acknowledge someone's existence would that person fade away or vaporise or something?

Nah that's what happens if you go back in time to 1955 and stop your parents from getting together. If people fail to acknowledge someone's existence you just feel lonely.

Did somebody say something? I was trying to have a soliloquy before I was so rudely interrupted.

I'd have the whole first team out tonight if I were MM....

Great idea DV, then if a couple of first teamers get injured in the process I'm sure all the MOB will be very understanding.  After all this is the Wiltshire shield we're talking about (and our local rivals to boot).

Who cares??

Who cares about what?

That's an idea.

the fact that they've been fucking shocking as of late means they should be made to play.

Its another game and hopefully a confidence boosting win.

....and who cares if they get injured? we're not lacking too much in depth and we've got nothing to play for at all.

Its nothing more than a reserve game is it.

It's probably a little bit less that a reserve game.

Exactly. And if we win it we'll have to suffer the touchline mike man announcing us as "Wiltshire Shield winners 2008" for 6 months, like with the copa ibiza last year.

Did we play a Jimmy Davis Memorial Cup Trophy or something against a non-league side once, or did I dream that?

I wonder if we've still got that.

but, then the malpas lovers can tell us doubters he won us a trophy.

Its all we've got left this season!!

Yeah we'll be talking about "our finest hour" for years if we can bring home this specific bit of silverware!!!

If we win this, we can all jump onto the Moo Camp and tell them where to stick their Paintpot Trophy  :D

We can use the Wiltshire Shield to reflect the rays of dissent.

 It would be good if the WS could concentrate the rays of dissent, to make a sort a sort of RASER,  which could then be used to zap dissenters.

Come on lads lets not get ahead of ourselves, winning the Shield itself is a long way off, but if and it's a big if, if we get to the final, that's reason enough for a celebration surely??  I want a lap of honour before kick off Saturday if we get to the final.

Maybe Saturday could be a MM appreciation day, when was the last time we reached a final?

A sort of Concave Mirror Wiltshire Shield which could focus the rays onto a fixed point?

 That's the idea, it could be powered up by harnessing the negative energy waves, in a sort of orgone accumulator.

Negative orgone energy? Such a weapon could only be used for great evil.

Getting to the Shield final is an orgone conclusion.

 Are you Neville in disguise....are.. you.. Ne-ville.. in disguise?

Anybody know what the score is?

Half time we're winning 3-0

Losing 3-0!! :shock:

double post

3-0 half time.

Two from Moses and one for Mohamed.

Pun nil, pun nil, pun nil, pun nil.

3-0 Town Moses(2) and Mohammed.  5-0 on aggregate

Is it on the radio then?

Yeah it's on radio Chippenham Hospital FM.  It has better coverage than the Swindon based Brunel FM.

That's it then. They have to play on Saturday. We can't lose with deities on our side.

Apparently Moses has a third.

And Gillingham have equalised, wank.

Yawwwwwnnnnnnn - must be like this for Oxford - well without the goals  :soapy tit wank:

6-1 to town then ... Ashikodi 3 Mohammed Joyce and Zaaboub

was kinda entertaining, although DV wouldn't stop singing.

sorry!

mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo moses
mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mohammad
mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo moses
mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mohammad

mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo malpas
mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo malpas
mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo malpas
mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo malpas

poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo pook
poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo pook
poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo pook
poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo pook

I look back with some nostalgia when we had Luke (Garrard), Pook, Book and Duke.