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:( I read about it heres how it happens. When you have a wee your wee eventually goes into the ocean probably via a toilet and sewage processing plant unless you are on holiday and wee directly in the ocean. Anyway after you have your wee the molecules in the wee will spread evenly throughout the entire ocean. The water that we drink also originates in the ocean. i think someone must take the salt out but I dont know who. But here is the important bit. Because there are more molecules in one portion of wee than there are glasses of water in the entire ocean every glass of water you drink contains at least one molecule from everyone elses wee. You are even drinking Tony Blairs wee.

London water has been pissed out on average 7 times.

I think we may as well just drink our own piss and be done with it at least then we know where it came from.

Think about it, Mickey.  Your piss will contain other peoples piss.

 :jaw1  Oh my god no I hadnt thought about that.  You told me just in time I was just pissing into a glass as we speak I will have to pour it away now.  I thought I was being clever with this post but Wow you are much more clever than me. Do you go to university?

I failed the university interview because my breath smelt of piss.  Been drinking it for years like.

Good for the skin and jellyfish stings.

Some people who work with concrete piss on their hands.  Not sure what the benefit is, but it seems to be accepted wisdom :soapy tit wank:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick Funniest post in ages.

Amir's post made me laugh out loud, really it did.  Good one.

Theres nothing quite like a golden shower is there? :mrgreen:

Apparently the author J D Salinger who wrote 'Catcher in the Rye' was very much into drinking piss as is the actress Sarah Miles (Can't think who she is).

This should tell you all you will ever need to know about drinking piss. sick

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Article480.html

How facinating, I'm off to find an empty glass. Think I'll mix it with fruit juice for my first attempt

If you've still got a soda stream why not try fizzy piss, the real alternative.

Sounds good, we should use Birds and Maries.

Have they got a soda stream?      :D

I could just fart into it if that helps?

I always look forward to a Melksham Red post. Its more to do with your avartar than anything else though.
 :D
mmmmmmmmmmm busty :P

Farted fizzy female piss.  There's gotta be a gap in the market for that sort of amber nectar?

We could bring out an extra cold version, for you fanny lager drinkers.

....... or a version with lumps of rabbit and marrowbone for real ale drinkers!

Here's a buyer :beers

I was gunna have a picture of a bird getting her ass stretched or something like that but didn't think it would last long so i've kept it tame.
After this thread though, I might change it to a bird pissing in a glass!

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

go on....... :D