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Title: Well Mans Clinic
Post by: dell boy on Thursday, March 27, 2008, 16:24:00
JUst had my yearly check up ... before I went I felt bloody great.

Lost a bit of weight
Not over eating and eating the right things
Drinking of course big problem - lifetime abuse
Started to smoke again - felt I was back at school again, what a bollocking

I've come out feeling a complete wreck - if you don't stop drinking, smoking, enjoying yourself in life you will be dead in ..... years.

God I feel bloody awful now, and you pay for this service to make you utterly depressed.

So whats left in life, I know down the pub I go, packet of fags on the way, if that is all the time I have then I'm going to enjoy my bloody self.

Anyone else had one of these wonderful well-man clinic experiences?


Title: Well Mans Clinic
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, March 27, 2008, 16:27:22
I dont think i'm rich enough. I haven't been ill in 5 years though  8)  

Just ignore them though dell, chances are it means little anyway. Just enjoy yourself, and carry on like yourselve. The way i look at it, it's probably better to die a happy man at 70, than spend the last 10 years of your life plugged into some breathing machine.

That wasn't meant to sound depressing btw!! I apologise if your over 70 already


Title: Well Mans Clinic
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, March 27, 2008, 16:40:20
I try to live a healthy life and look at me !

 :wink:


Title: Well Mans Clinic
Post by: blinkpip on Thursday, March 27, 2008, 16:42:14
Surely there is more to life than smoking/drinking though. Just cut it down a bit.

Easy for me to say, as I rarely drink and don't smoke.  :?


Title: Well Mans Clinic
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, March 27, 2008, 16:43:56
Quote from: "Ville Valo"
Surely there is more to life than smoking/drinking though. Just cut it down a bit.

Easy for me to say, as I rarely drink and don't smoke.  :?


you boring bastard  :D


Title: Well Mans Clinic
Post by: Colin Todd on Thursday, March 27, 2008, 17:11:55
Quote from: "jayohaitchenn"
Quote from: "Ville Valo"
Surely there is more to life than smoking/drinking though. Just cut it down a bit.

Easy for me to say, as I rarely drink and don't smoke.  :?


you boring bastard  :D


He must do drugs :D


Title: Well Mans Clinic
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, March 27, 2008, 17:12:47
I feel great since quitting the smokes, but it's all down to you mate.

Drinking is ok as long as you don't drink excessive amounts alot.


Title: Well Mans Clinic
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, March 27, 2008, 17:23:56
what did you expect them to say if you drink like a fish and have started smoking again?


Title: Well Mans Clinic
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, March 27, 2008, 17:32:33
Doctors never tell me there's anything wrong. Although that might be because I haven't seen one for nearly 10 years. Not even registered at one any more. Lucky there's nothing wrong with me.


Title: Well Mans Clinic
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, March 27, 2008, 17:34:42
Quote from: "Ralphy"

Drinking is ok as long as you don't drink excessive amounts alot.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I have to say Ralphmeister, having read about what you got up to at Walsall, that is very funny indeed 8)

At least you are speaking from experience :beers:


Title: Well Mans Clinic
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, March 27, 2008, 20:12:55
That was a bad experience I never want to go through again!

In all seriousness, I rarely drink to excessive amounts anymore. I only drink on saturdays too.

Back on topic, how much do these well man check ups cost out of interest?


Title: Well Mans Clinic
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, March 27, 2008, 21:41:46
You can get a check up at your GP free of charge


Title: Well Mans Clinic
Post by: leefer on Thursday, March 27, 2008, 22:07:19
Yeh SIE PIE....but you will probably die waiting for an appointment.


Title: Well Mans Clinic
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, March 27, 2008, 22:09:41
Quote from: "leefer"
Yeh SIE PIE....but you will probably die waiting for an appointment.


A week I reckon