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> > A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says   that her
> > body hurts wherever she touches it.
> >
> > "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
> >
> > The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then
> > she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony.
> > She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.
> >
> > Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really
 > >a redhead, are you?
> >
> > "Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor
> > says.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Your finger is broken."

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