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Raef is a cunt. FACT

I thought Gazza's Fat Mate was going to be on this this year!  Disappointment reigns.

Taken from the "10 things you won't say before you die" (that I just made up)......

...."I like all of the contestants on The Apprentice this year".

They're really nice eh? :-))(

What a bunch of pompous arseholes!!

They're cheating! Your not allowed vans in after 9.15. booooo

The girls always cheat!!  Sugar won't be 'appy abaat that.

haha the boys have fecked up a bit their

Bunch of fucking idiots the lot of them.

I have to deal with Viglen now and again, virtually all of their people i have come across are like this lot,  faux posh whiny chavs

I've never really watched the Apprentice much. Dipped into it towards the end of a series now and again. Don't know if it normally takes a while to get going, but that was pretty dull.

That was dull, early on there's too many of them.  As soon as a few fall by the wayside it gets more interesting.

I'll watch it in a minute. Been down the pub watching the England game. Bet it's worse than the first 3.

What a way for that Nicholas chap to nail his own coffin shut, spouting off about a class/public school toff etc split to perhaps the most famoys self-made man in the world.

Foot well and truly in mouth young sir!!

Anyone see his painting on Adrian Chiles's show after :D

What an arrogant knob.

They're really laying into him though!!

Lots of hotties in it this year!!

That cockney bloke with the bright blue eyes - yes please  :soapy tit wank:

also Raef is my favourite boys name and what I want to call my son (If I ever have one!) I dont want that man to ruin my favourite name!

Yeah, and the bit about not liking football was a nice touch as well 8)

Can we get a shag list going?

I haven't seen it yet but will list my top 3 as and when I have had time to study the contenders.

I've just had a quick look at who is on it, and I'm saddened to say that there does not appear to be a "Naomi Lay" this year does there.

That irish woman that reckons she's the best saleswoman in europe is probably the best looking. Or the bloke who was project leader yesterday  :gay:

Is there something you want to confess?

Dave's just turned 18 and the hormones seem to be kicking in. We'll keep an eye on him.

haha. rumbled!

after last night Ive decided I would mostly like to podge Alex - hes is very tasty and northern

does anyone else think that the weird bloke with the Westcountry accent looks like Matt Lucas when he dresses up as the American presidents answer to Sebastian on Little Britain?

Jenny is a cunt. I want her dead.

YES!  Spot on or Daffyd either way he looks like he's been lifted straight from Little Britain.

I was away last week so last nights episode was the first I’ve seen but it has to be the best cringe worthy comedy series since the Office.  Jesus Christ, where the hell did they get them all from?

Each is comedy gold in their own right.

That woman in charge of the bints last night was eyeball itchingly brilliant.  Probably the best of the lot although every time Daffyd was on screen I had to laugh.

Not a single ounce of common sense between the lot of them this series.  That said I once worked with that Michelle from ‘Ull who won the 2nd series and she didn’t have much going on upstairs either.

i've not seen it yet, was dead excited about last nights but went down the pub for footy instead. tonight is the biggest mistakes episode, like trying to sell macro mild cheddar to the french

this was quality last night, funny about the Matt Lucas comments, we;'ve been talking about that here today!!

Thought the asian girl was unlucky to be sacked as the project manager should have gone.

£5,000 quote to wash sheets for that hotel!?!?  Do they really think a hotel would spend £5k a day on washing?  FFS!!!

especially as it was a Travelpodge!! ha ha

Raef is a gay way of saying Ralph.

is there a non way of gay you could state the bloody obvious ralphy?  :D

Shut up Bennett.

The project manager was a complete joke and should have gone.

that's not the kind of teamwork i want ralphy. i'd take you into the angry room (i don't watch it)

that Jenny was a real bitch .. but something about her turned me on !!!

Im glad Sir Alan saved her - maybe she can bully Raef next?? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Do you know Max Mosley Fatters?

So not only have I been off work with gastroenteritis for nearly two weeks and have thrown up mostly everything I've eaten, you then give me a mental image I could do without by chucking that little jem in the mix! Fucking cheers.  :wink:

pleasure! :wink:

You evil git.

im tempted to change my avatar to Jenny  :wink:

I can't believe that they are the 'cream' of successful businessmen (And women) in the UK.

If I ever worked for someone like Jenny I would've lasted about 30 seconds.
She reminded me of Janet Street-Porter, another superior bitch up her own arse.

they do seem a bit thick ... i reckon they might be actors  8)

It's quite amusing watching it if you've seen Charlie Brooker's reality TV show he did on Screenwipe. And if you haven't seen it you should. It's quite amusing.

There is some programme on now about it

Oh Ive just remembered how cute that dark haired northern guy Adam was last year! swoon

they are not the fucking cream they are a bunch of coked up fucking chancers.

fucking pricks the lot of them, wouldnt last 2 minutes in my company.in fact i wouldnt employ the cunts apart from that fit indian bird.

I've had that...you have my sympathies. :(

Good way to lose a stone though :wink:

Is this part of the job advertisement?:

Must have an ego to common sense ratio of 100:1