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Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, March 11, 2008, 22:36:11 Won't be long before the protests start. Who do you want as next manager?
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, March 11, 2008, 22:39:10 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, March 11, 2008, 22:40:47 I forgot Gazza. Have they let him out of the funny farm yet?
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: cib on Tuesday, March 11, 2008, 22:42:19 You've made some inspired choices in there, i'd particularly like Bart. He deals with so much shit on here anyway he'd be perfect for the job.
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, March 11, 2008, 22:50:06 Quote from: "cib" You've made some inspired choices in there, i'd particularly like Bart. He deals with so much shit on here anyway he'd be perfect for the job. The players would never see him, with the exception of match days (once a week), where he would turn up and moan at them :mrgreen: Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, March 11, 2008, 22:59:56 I voted for Bart.
He'd be an ace manager. He knows everything about football. He could take a bunch of farm animals and make them play better than Malpas gets our lot to play. With Bart in charge, we would win the Champions League within 5 seasons and have a brand new ground and everybody would love everybody and everything would be perfect because he knows all. On a serious note, I'd love to see him get abuse every week like he dishes out now Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, March 11, 2008, 23:55:35 C'mon Kingy, I want you back
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: Spud on Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 06:15:53 ABM
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: Wood_Ayre on Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 09:08:54 Haha, brightened up my morning :) Malpas out, Bart In!
If that fails, maybe Borat Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: Wood_Ayre on Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 09:10:29 Quote from: "Si Pie" I forgot Gazza. Have they let him out of the funny farm yet? Yea, think he's gone back to his family, according to a front page of some newspaper. Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: Colin Todd on Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 09:17:40 I'd make STFC Bart Manager / CEO. He is all seeing and all knowing
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 09:42:06 Its Kingy every time for me - what with those rugged good looks and charm....
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 10:02:12 it's got to be the flipflopped one
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: ron dodgers on Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 10:06:36 Bart in! (cos he's a cunt)
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 10:38:14 Gotta be Mike Bassett he did a great job with England though his success at Norwich was not wonderful! :soapy tit wank:
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 10:42:39 STFC Bart all the way!
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: Chubbs on Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 10:56:54 whers fatters on that list?
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 10:58:25 Are you just asking so you've got the option not to vote for him? That's cruel Chubbs.
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 13:10:35 Yeovil Red.
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 13:17:38 Bart for sure, Europe next season after winning the FA Cup etc... He wouldn't put a foot wrong. He falls just below god.
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 13:22:13 I'm slightly regretting putting Bart as an option now
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 15:19:52 Quote from: "STFC_Gazzza" Bart for sure, Europe next season after winning the FA Cup etc... He wouldn't put a foot wrong. He falls just below god. Not good enough, we should be beating teams Managed by god. God has to deliver his team talks from the top of a mountain, plus his team moral would be shocking if he flooded the dressing room every time the team performed badly. Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: donkey on Wednesday, March 12, 2008, 21:23:29 Morris Minor is nothing without the Majors...they must be his backroom team.
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Sunday, March 16, 2008, 13:32:57 I voted for the only sensible option. i.e Bart but what I would really like to see is a 'dream ticket' of Bart and fatbury
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 16, 2008, 14:10:25 Quote from: "OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR" I voted for the only sensible option. i.e Bart but what I would really like to see is a 'dream ticket' of Bart and fatbury We all know they're the same person though OST :wink: Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: pauld on Sunday, March 16, 2008, 15:18:21 Quote from: "Si Pie" Quote from: "OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR" I voted for the only sensible option. i.e Bart but what I would really like to see is a 'dream ticket' of Bart and fatbury We all know they're the same person though OST :wink: Well, yes, but wouldn't it be hilarious when one of his personas stormed out after a dressing room bust-up with himself? Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: BANGKOK RED on Sunday, March 16, 2008, 15:49:02 I'm not sure about this.
How can we be expected to attract a manager of Barts quality?, I just cant see it myself and think that we will have to settle with Mourinho instead. Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 16, 2008, 23:32:33 I know I'm not an option on the poll, but after having my name read out on BBC Swindon, I'm most definitely a contender.
I'd spend 3 days mid week doing open trials for fans. Then when you all turn out to be shit, I'd play our best team and sign some players. Also I'd show the team what to do with the use of Football Manager. That's definitely gonna work. Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 17, 2008, 20:54:15 I think you should take this job hunting thing to the next level and actually fill out some real application forms. Or just edit that letter thing I did for you to send to your dad, but adapt it to the job.
Title: Next Swindon manager Post by: wheretherealredsare on Tuesday, March 18, 2008, 11:54:47 So this is not some shock/horror thread about fB competing against Dr. Bart and Mr. Fatbury to be the boss of the end of line retail unit in the Great Western Designer Outlet Village?
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