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My prediction is a boring day doing stuff which i dont really want to do but probably should.

well we wont win tomorrow, so Malpas OUT!

Unsuprisingly im glad. :D

I will get home for work at 6am have some Breakfast,take my Dogs for a nice long walk get home about dinner time.Have a couple of pints and watch the football on telly then go to bed about 4pm and get up Sunday 8)

Much more relaxing than rushing about for football

true but we wont lose either so he'll be ok for another week, or until tuesday at least.

I'm gonna go to the pub, just for a bit of a change.

I'm going to go to the pub and scrounge pints of people.  8)

I might take some more chocolate brownies along to swap for pints.

i've bought work home to do.

I'm going to the gym, then out on the beers from 5 onwards.

no game? Malpas Out!

I'm quite pleased there's no game....in fact I'm looking forward to the close season.

  I can't quite get out of the habit of getting wound up about it.....I'm not as bad as I used to be,  but still get pissed off when it is crap....which is generally the case at the moment.

 I'm going to do as little as possible today, but will wrestle with conundrum as to whether to have a 20 year old Czech bird to stay with me in the summer who my friend describes as "beautiful"   8)

I'm planning to do my economics problem set, or more likely just a bit of it. Unless I manage to fluke a lot of correct answers it's going to be a pretty depressing afternoon!

Thats a conundrum Reg???

 Indeed it is BR.....having a fit Czech bird around the place carries a certain responsibility.....namely upholding the reputation of English manhood.

  I'm not the world's most responsible person.

Still to young to have a far eastern beauty then Reg?


Polish, Czech, Romanian girls are very beautiful, we have four Polish girls staying in one of my places, hope they get behind with their rent!!! 8)

 I'll leave BR to the far eastern market..

  I'll stick with the Czechs.

Go for it Reg, and I hope the Czech's bounce !

This is ace.

18 holes this morning at a leisurely pace, watch the rugby this arvo then out for a few ales without pissing Swindon to put a downer on  things.

 8)

Rugby?Thats just a game for fat kids that are no good at football

Oxford 2-0 down home to Burton :D

Crap. I forgot to go to the pub.

 3-0 now  :D

They are a bit shit :soapy tit wank:

Altho Burton winning isn't good for Salisbury(who are winning)

Were winning :|

Hope scotland didn't put a downer on your day Dave!!!!

Quality result.

Maybe Dave is a Wales fan Jan

Chelsea are losing to Barnsley with less than 10 minutes to go.  :D

60 seconds.

Ace :D

There are some people on the pitch. They think it's all over.. It is now. Cheerio Chelsea. What a strange FA Cup year it is.

Perhaps we'll get a  decent cup final this year, as long as Rovers don't fluke it.

hahahaha get in their barnsley!!

All the 'big 4' out the cup! bloody hell

at this rate, they'll cancel the fa cup and re-play it next season...

Ha, Ace! Only one premiership team left, crazy. West Brom to win the cup, me thinks.

2?

pompey and boro

I have a feeling Brizzle will unfortunately cause an upset tomorrow..

I stand corrected, forgot Pompey.

awesome.

so much for the chelsea quadruple, lost the league cup final, out the fa cup, too far behind in the league, just champs league which they are not going enough to win, bye bye avram  :D

ive just watched this and it just goes to show no matter how much money is around, its who wants it more!

GO BARNSLEY!

Hope Barnsely go on to win it, don't think they will, but they deserve to for knocking out two of the "Big Four" and restoring some interest in the competition. Fantastic! I'll personally buy Howard a pie if I ever see him again  :D

Oh, and Ferguson shut your whinging trap

a Barnsley Vs West Brown final would be ace, the FA would shit themselves stupid!

Barnsley can go fuck themselves....cunts kicked our Harold out of their last semi final in 1912.

Pompey will win it i think.

Memories from your youth, Reg?

I think Avram might have to keep an eye out for an envelope from Roman with 'P45' on it!!!

It will put two fingers up to the Premiership teams, who no longer take the Cup seriously as Premiership survival is the No.1 aim...and they will also claim a UEFA Cup spot.

Barnsley in Europe !! :shock:

I would love a Euro place to go to a lower league side - simply to hear the reasoning for the FA changing the rule to the next premiership place rather than the FA cup winner next year.

And after hearing Queiroz on MotD, so can he.

They've got to moan about everything and anything.

Personally I would give a Champions League spot to the FA Cup winners. At least then all sides would take the competition seriously.

if anything does not go their way both Ferguson and Queiroz have to moan.

I think thats what Summerof69 has just said Scot.....

Barnsley in europe! Bloody rovers could get there, come on West Brom.

We should have a non-match day thread every day we don't play  8)

Its much less frustrating anyway.

It could be like the opposite of a late night thread. Sort of like a during the day thread.

Nah. That's just pure madness.

late morning thread, or elevenses thread?

Don't think I'd normally be able to get involved in one of them.

early afternoon?

Make it mid-afternoon and I'm there. Probably.

Non matchday threads are a great idea.

I didnt achieve my planned day of walking,drinking and sleeping.

Though I have obviously done all three just in a different order.I also had a tooth fall out  :|

I have had a shit shit shit day if this helps

Care to elaborate(sp)? sorry being nosey.

Booo why would that help? Nobody wants you to have a shit day. Unless you're going for the "Ha! My day was worse so get over it" angle, which to be honest will never make anybody feel any better.

That was supposed to sound nicer than it came out. Maybe if I put the first bit in a bigger font or something.

A significant quantity of Warsteiner means I'm not too bothered. Fuck the egg chasing  8)

trouble with Jenna and Lisa basically, that I feel helpless to do fuck all about

Oh sorry about that, it cant be easy when there are children involved.
Splitting up with my ex last year was hard enough but it was just us 2 (and 2 cats).

Jenna is caught in the middle of everything and ,Lisa is using her as a glorified messenger and it is doing my nut. She should not be used as some kind of weapon against me

Thats not the way to go about things, it must be hard enough for Jenna anyway without being used as a negotiating tool. A mate of mine is in similar position and he gets pissed off with it, not really knowing where he stands.

So sorry to hear of your troubles Fred, you are quite right - it is very vindictive to use a child as a threat!  Chin up mate!

The season is over yeah?

 Yep....but I'm still wrestling with my dilemma.....

At least there's a GP this weekend.

I'm supporting Crystal Palace for the day to make up for the lack of an unexciting Swindon game to look forward to.

I say I'm supporting them - I'll check the score later when I've done some more revision  :cry:

I'm building a barbeque  8)

I'm going to play football but I really can't be bothered.

Hopefully my team's general shitness means we will only play about 3 games anyway  :P

God I'm fucking bored. what did I used to do at weekends before going to football?

  I like it...as far as I'm concerned, teh transition from end of football to start of serious cricket, is an essential ritual of England.  

  When the season starts up again the excitement will be back, because of the break.  

   I did a decentish walk....probably wouldn't have, if a game was on.   Cherry blossom in the Tpown Gardens has just about gone, but the bluebells in Burderop Wood are still impressive if past their best.

i've butchered a conifer with my new hedge trimmers, played gta4,watched benidorm,and balls of steel(why the fuck did matey not take the tarot reader up on her offer?)
need some booze i think

I've just been listening to sub sub's classic tune Space Face really loud. It should be played when the players come out at the CG.

I'm spending far too much on Betfair. Go Rochdale. And Fulham tomorrow.  :|

We got knocked out of group stage on goal difference by a last minute goal. The chumps I work with decided to push forward for an equalizer not realising a 1-0 loss would have taken us through. It took them 10 minutes after the game to finally realise why I was shouting to keep it tight at the back  :-))(  :soapy tit wank:

I can see why the CG pitch needs totally re-doing. The soil (if you can call it that, more like hard sand) is atrocious.

It's all these amateurs they keep having on there  :mrgreen:

Maybe that's why Malpas only wants a 22 man squad, get rid of the likes of Pook  :wink:

I really like it when there's no matches on a Saturday. Gives a nice feeling of freedom.

I'm playing FM and getting some movies ready to watch later.

It's pissing it down in this part of the world.

I drank far too much last night. I've got a furnace stamp on my hand. I think it was dead and shit in there, like it has been the last few times I went.

I feel like a bit of classic gaming. I might spend the oncoming afternoon mastering something.

I'm trimming the bush and tree in the garden.

Take that any way you please.

Have you put together the skeleton yet?

quoi?

Im going to play snooker woop

I caught up on some sleep yesterday, fed the nipper, cleared up copious amounts of (his) vomit and then went to the supermarket.

Rock & roll.

I'm now cutting up the tree I cut down yesterday into little pieces. fun fun fun.

Worked all weekend and went shopping to get some clobber and a new watch.  Now preparing the roast and hanging up washing, rock and roll as well!

Bees didn't get you then?  :D

didn't you hear? the bees have gone

nah, they're still floating around though so i think the nest must be on the bank below the tree, still one branch to come off so they may yet have their revenge!

I no longer have a garden, I have storage space for tree bits.

I know where they've gone to.

my bloody garden.

I've had enough of this no football shit.

Roll on the new season.....

just lit the bbq and hitting the strongbow.

'm looking forward to watcvhing some footy again.

I'm trying to tidy up and chuck stuff away and I'm also listening to The Clash

I'm watching True Romance... Epic movie.

indeed, and walken is quality in it.

I bought a suit (bloody weddings). If Spain win tonight it'll be a free suit!

We're watching Neil Diamond at Glastonbury!!!!

Neil Diamond? Class act.

And to think they said the lineup was poor this year.

Another case of the so-called experts getting it wrong.

Just finished True Romance, and am of the opinion that it is Tarantino's best ever.

I have now just started watching full Metal Jacket.

All hail the glory of p2p download protocol's.

I like True Romance a lot, but it's only a Tarantino screen play. Mark Scott (Ridley's brother, and director of Top Gun) directed it.

My favourite bit is when Alabama says to Clarence "you're going to take me to a kung fu movie?" and he says "...3 kung fu movies".

You have to see it really.