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Title: Home Alone Post by: Dazzza on Friday, April 22, 2005, 20:11:06 Bloody hate staying on weekend nights.
Need to save serious cash, hopefully a fat payrise may be on its way but can't be banked on. Today I have had to but with a battering of calls and loan offers to go out on the piss while listening to full on plans for the weekend. Seems the world and his teenage daughter is out to play bar me tonight. God damn it I'm going to play weekend roulette again and gambl in an attempt to mak some beer money. Anyone got any good picks (no donkeys please Yeovil!) for the weekend? Got so far: Chelsea WIN Vs Foolham Everton WIN Vs BirmingHAM Boro WIN Vs Brom Palace Vs Liverpoo WIN Brighton Vs West Ham WIN Cardiff Vs Reading WIN Wolves WIN Vs RotherHAM Title: Home Alone Post by: strooood on Friday, April 22, 2005, 20:12:28 brighton will draw, so will brom. that is all
Title: Home Alone Post by: Dazzza on Friday, April 22, 2005, 20:28:04 Fucks sake phone call, the offer of free sex if I go out. /o\
This has to be one of the most depressing nights ever. :( Title: Home Alone Post by: yeo on Friday, April 22, 2005, 20:29:58 Your better off using your stake at online roullette.
Odds or evens doulbe your money or lose the lot straight away. You know it make sense. Title: Home Alone Post by: yeo on Friday, April 22, 2005, 20:30:45 Quote from: "dazzza" Fucks sake phone call, the offer of free sex if I go out. /o\ This has to be one of the most depressing nights ever. :( :o Do you normally pay? Title: Home Alone Post by: Dazzza on Friday, April 22, 2005, 20:34:43 :D No unless it's in drink!
Been banging a young showjumper for a couple of months now. 18 and a superb laugh, not clingy, not after a relationship and drinks like fish. Mates have just ran into her and stuck her on the phone, bastards sound like they are having a whale of a time! Bet one has a crack. Ahh well got a couple more on the back burner a tasty blonde South African barmaid and an indie retro slightly hippy chick. Fuck that roulette though. Done it a few times with a tenner and every sodding time I lose. Swear it's fixed! You at work Womble? Title: Home Alone Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, April 22, 2005, 20:39:03 my next door neighbour is havin a party and they are very loud. Its making the dog bark. so im at home playing pro evo online against my pals
Title: Home Alone Post by: yeo on Friday, April 22, 2005, 20:45:05 Yup but Ive booked Saturday and Sunday off so I can get twatted tomorrow on an all day and all night session.Then Im toying with knocking the booze on the head for a month as from Monday.
Ive been drinking far to much lately and never manage to drink in moderation. It'll will probably only last till Wednesday dinner time though :beers Title: Home Alone Post by: Dazzza on Friday, April 22, 2005, 20:54:35 Good Stuff.
Booked next Friday off for the long weekend myself. I cannot get my head round mates that take to the home life at weekends. They get a bird go out for a bit meet the mates then dissapear into a cycle of meals, takeaways and DVD's. Jimbo did you go out last night? Title: Home Alone Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, April 22, 2005, 20:55:35 what are you drinking yeovil son? If its red wine your fine, if its lager its terrible
Title: Home Alone Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, April 22, 2005, 20:56:11 I'm bored as fuck
Title: Home Alone Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, April 22, 2005, 20:58:00 yes i went out last night dazzza. Pro evo at timbo's with beer. then into groves and some other bar. then up to *spit* studio *spit*.
I was having a great time, drinking my Krony. Then I decided to walk down the stairs. Took one step and stumbled. Fell all the way down the stairs and smashed my bottle. Then the bouncer kicked me out for being too drunk!!!! All I did was stumble Title: Home Alone Post by: Dazzza on Friday, April 22, 2005, 20:58:20 Same here. Got Saw to watch on DVD but can't bring myself to whack it in the player.
Do you not drink at all Sonic? Title: Home Alone Post by: yeo on Friday, April 22, 2005, 20:58:33 Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo" what are you drinking yeovil son? If its red wine your fine, if its lager its terrible Red wine at home and Lager out. Id drink wine when Im out but to be honest Id just look like a cock. :soapy tit wank: Title: Home Alone Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, April 22, 2005, 20:59:48 Quote from: "dazzza" Do you not drink at all Sonic? Nah, I turn into a complete knob when I drink and then I get really angsty, even worse than usual :D Title: Home Alone Post by: Dazzza on Friday, April 22, 2005, 21:03:04 Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo" yes i went out last night dazzza. Pro evo at timbo's with beer. then into groves and some other bar. then up to *spit* studio *spit*. I was having a great time, drinking my Krony. Then I decided to walk down the stairs. Took one step and stumbled. Fell all the way down the stairs and smashed my bottle. Then the bouncer kicked me out for being too drunk!!!! All I did was stumble I got booted last week for not leaving. I was invited to a lock in by a barmaid who had clocked off early. Had been having a great time on the Tequilas and was a prospect of a result. Went for a piss as people where being booted. Left the toilets and bouncer tells me it's time to leave. I pleaded I was drinking with the barmaid in the lock in but she had gone to the bar and had left the table, he then asked me her name. I was fucked and couldn't remember her real name and called her by her nickname Chester. He looked at me funny, said we have no Chester working here and ushered me out the side door. Bastard. I couldn't work the keys to my front door and spent the night fast asleep in the hall. Title: Home Alone Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, April 22, 2005, 21:21:32 everyone needs a poison, sonicyouth. give the old golden brown a go, all the cool kids do it:
http://i.timeinc.net/time/pacific/magazine/2004/0920/heroin.jpg "Never a frown with golden brown" Title: Home Alone Post by: Dazzza on Friday, April 22, 2005, 21:27:16 I am Sickboy.
Title: Home Alone Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, April 22, 2005, 21:34:17 I'm just about to go out now.
Sonic Youth you should start drinking, alcohol is great stuff, once you start drinking regularly you'll realise how great it is and it makes everything so much more fun. Safe. :beers Title: Home Alone Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, April 22, 2005, 22:15:54 I haven't had a drink since the City game, too much work to do, so little money to spend. I'm planning on many lonely nights in til all this work and exam crap is over, then i have 2 weeks of part-ay-ing.
SAD Title: Home Alone Post by: Dazzza on Friday, April 22, 2005, 22:20:23 That's the worst time at Uni. I remember it well you have to go into work overload in an attempt to catch up on all those missed lectures.
Title: Home Alone Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, April 22, 2005, 22:30:26 on the subject of roulette, play colours or odds/evens. start by putting £x down on say odd. if you lose put £2x down on odd. if that loses put £4x down on odd, and so on, putting double your last bet down every time you lose. when you win, go back to putting £x down on odd. you'll never lose provided you have enough money to fund this gambling goodness
Title: Home Alone Post by: Dazzza on Friday, April 22, 2005, 22:45:45 Derren Brown method.
Simple and has worked well in real casinos. Bet on two of the third sections. Returns 3, simple really and odds are in your favour. You have to be betting serious cash to make it pay off but I have had a few good nights on it. Always cover that fucking 0 as well. I have Kebab and drunken sex being delivered, if shes not shagged one of my mates that is. \0/ If only for a webcam. 8) |