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Title: Sympathy please. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, April 22, 2005, 15:48:47 Went to the hospital the yesterday day cos i had a huge Absess on my right buttock, I couldn't sit down and could barely walk. To quote the nurse "We need a surgeon here quickly because this guy has an absess the size of a fist on his ass", and that is no exaggeration.
Anyway, when it came down to surgery it turns out that it had to be cut open to be drained, to which of course I thought, "OK, fair enough, go for it. So I was all set for the operation, wondering when the nurse with the anaesthetic was gonna turned up and well, it turned out that they could not apply any anasthetic for this procdure. So to cut a long story short some doctor took a scalpal to ass with simply no pain killers whatsoever. FUUUUCCCKCKIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG OOUUUUCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!! That was a whole new meaning of pain right there. But it doesn't even end there, it is an on-going (10 day) procedure to ensure that it doesn't come back, meaning that for the next 9 days I have to return to the hospital for treatment, and the treatment is as follow's: Remove the dressing, clean the wound, and through a huge cut it my but they stuff loads of some kind of antiseptic swab INTO THE WOUND THROUGH THE HOLE IN MY SKIN....... WITHOUT ANY FUCKING ANAESTHETIC!!!!!!!!!!! have I already said FUUUUCCCKCKIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGG OOUUUUCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!! ? Now, having to sit lopsided on a chair, in agony, unable to drink alcohol (I am on Antbiotics) is one thing, but sat here knowing that I have to experience the most painful experience in my life ANOTHER 9 TIMES is another. Please please please can I have some sympathy without any buthole jokes. Yours in agony. Bangkok Red Title: Sympathy please. Post by: yeo on Friday, April 22, 2005, 15:50:57 :D
A giant boil on your bum. 8) Title: Sympathy please. Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, April 22, 2005, 15:52:32 you have my sympathy. try drinking lots of whisky before each course of your treatment, it's what they did in the old days
Title: Sympathy please. Post by: DMR on Friday, April 22, 2005, 15:53:11 No sympathy on my part either I'm afraid, you should wipe better.
Title: Sympathy please. Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, April 22, 2005, 15:54:06 That's as funny as fuck!
:mrgreen: Title: Sympathy please. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, April 22, 2005, 15:56:34 Why doe's it take a story of pain and misery to get replies so quickly?????
IT REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Title: Sympathy please. Post by: janaage on Friday, April 22, 2005, 15:57:14 Ha ha, quality!!! Are you Piemonte in diguise/
Title: Sympathy please. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, April 22, 2005, 15:58:49 Quote from: "janaage" Ha ha, quality!!! Are you Piemonte in diguise/ Ask Piemonte how his but is and you'll find out!!!! I bet his but doesn't hurt as much as mine! Title: Sympathy please. Post by: janaage on Friday, April 22, 2005, 16:01:27 Thanks to B.R. I have finished my working week with a smile across my face!!!
Come on you reds! Title: Sympathy please. Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, April 22, 2005, 16:03:32 Fucking brilliant!
Title: Sympathy please. Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, April 22, 2005, 16:06:43 Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" Why doe's it take a story of pain and misery to get replies so quickly????? IT REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It just gets better!!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Title: Sympathy please. Post by: DMR on Friday, April 22, 2005, 16:09:59 :D :D
You wait till the little 'un grabs it Title: Sympathy please. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, April 22, 2005, 16:13:11 STOP IT!!!!!!!
I DONT WANNA BE THE BUT OF YOUR JOKES Title: Sympathy please. Post by: Titch on Friday, April 22, 2005, 16:44:19 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
Title: Sympathy please. Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, April 22, 2005, 16:47:19 does this make you a 'bummy boiler'?
Title: Sympathy please. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, April 22, 2005, 16:53:24 Quote from: "simon pieman" does this make you a 'bummy boiler'? For fuck's sake, if you are gonna take the piss do it properly, you can do better than that. Title: Sympathy please. Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, April 22, 2005, 16:56:56 sorry for being cheeky, i was only arseing around :-))(
Title: Sympathy please. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, April 22, 2005, 17:13:18 Quote from: "simon pieman" sorry for being cheeky, i was only arseing around :-))( That's better. Title: Sympathy please. Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, April 22, 2005, 18:00:10 Bwahahahaha unlucky bum.
I dont understand how they cant use anesthetic. Surely people have their bums removed everyf day? Title: Sympathy please. Post by: santini on Friday, April 22, 2005, 18:16:36 Quote from: "Onion_Jimbo" Bwahahahaha unlucky bum. I dont understand how they cant use anesthetic. Surely people have their bums removed everyf day? Perhaps they could use anusthetic? :P Title: Sympathy please. Post by: Anonymous on Friday, April 22, 2005, 18:25:44 How did you get this boil on the bum that should be the question :?:
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