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Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 02:45:12
So there am I, lying in bed, watching a film, planning to fall asleep any minute. When Boom Boom Boom, 3 loud bangs I hear comeing from downstairs. Up I jump, grabbing my dressing gown and jumping down the stairs. Chucking all the lights on and then down some more stairs.

By the time I get there Mr. Not very quiet robber has gone. My back door isn't in a very good state. Although it held out well against the invasion. I think the bloke probably legged it before I got downstairs or turned the lights on as the banging seemed to have stopped by the time I'd found my dressing gown. Well done back door.

Happy days.

I really could do with some fags now. The excitement is too much.


Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: Batch on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 08:57:59
That's the thing with burglar's, no consideration that other people may be trying to sleep.

Glad they didn't get in though, definitely worth reporting. Hope you got some sleep, not sure I would have.


Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 11:40:54
I slept fine.  :D


Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: axs on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 12:08:48
That's the problem with living in a dodgy area.


Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 12:12:36
I might be able to get a bottle of wine out of my mum for my heroics.


Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 12:24:17
http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9683&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=doorbell+window&start=0

Old skool  8)


Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 12:31:14
Happier Days.

You got pages worth of attention. Nobody gives a shit when its me.


Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 12:32:42
Sorry Ben it was me, I forgot my key.


Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: axs on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 12:33:00
It's a Sunday. people sleep.


Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 12:36:06
i'm relived you survived.


Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 12:39:15
Cheers babe.

I think I'm just about over the trauma.


Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: ronnie21 on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 14:32:41
Quote from: "sonic youth"
i'm really livid you survived.
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Fuck, it's a slow day!!


Title: Re: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: dell boy on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 18:36:53
Quote from: "flammableBen"
So there am I, lying in bed, watching a film, planning to fall asleep any minute. When Boom Boom Boom, 3 loud bangs I hear comeing from downstairs. Up I jump, grabbing my dressing gown and jumping down the stairs. Chucking all the lights on and then down some more stairs.

By the time I get there Mr. Not very quiet robber has gone. My back door isn't in a very good state. Although it held out well against the invasion. I think the bloke probably legged it before I got downstairs or turned the lights on as the banging seemed to have stopped by the time I'd found my dressing gown. Well done back door.

Happy days.

I really could do with some fags now. The excitement is too much.


Did he raid your money box or tamper with your beer supply.

Bloody hell this guy must have come from Oxford to rob your place. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 18:54:18
I had one a couple of years ago.

I was living in a house that backed out directly onto the beach at the time, and our maid knocked on the door freaking out cos there was somebody trying the handles outside.

We went down and surpiringly the guy was still there, only this time he looked a bit shocked at seeing me (A bloke) and quickly scarpered after shouting something about him having the wrong house.

My misses got on the blower to the old bill and in what seemed like seconds they where at the front door, it seemed as though the whole fucking station turned and and some of them even had rifles.

The followed the footprints in the sand, but never caught the guy. But that was a well dodgy area to live (Banglamung, Pattaya), and we had to make a rule that NOBODY went out at night alone.


Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: yeo on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 19:13:26
I had someone come in as well.My dogs chased him out an upstairs window,I was asleep pissed on the sofa.Stole my camera and phone though :x

I'm glad you are ok though Benny boy!


Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 19:57:36
Glad you are OK Benji, I do worry about you !

Are you ok YR ?

Bet Tommy tried to rip his fucking leg off !


Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: yeo on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 20:00:02
Mine was ages ago Fred.


Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: blinkpip on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 21:12:13
That Camera I took was shit Yeovil, you can have it back. I was tempted to throw it at your mongoose dog. Wish I did.  :x

no had feeling hey.


Title: Some cunt just tried to break into my house.
Post by: yeo on Sunday, February 17, 2008, 21:16:38
:D mongoose dog?