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Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Luci on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 15:05:38 Apparently some girl who works with my bosses daughter has just had a brand new silver Mercedes delivered to her at work with an engagement ring on the passenger seat!
Thats a pretty incredible Valentines surprise! :shock: :o Title: Bloody Hell Post by: tans on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 15:06:41 Hope she says no.
Title: Bloody Hell Post by: red macca on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 15:07:22 Somebody wants anal
Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Sippo on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 15:10:02 Obviously done something wrong.
Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Arriba on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 15:12:46 its to compensate for her boyfriends tiny penis and dismal personality.
Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 15:33:31 my Ex boss got a brand new car delivered to work one Valentines day - granted it wasnt a Merc - I think it was a Fiat but also she later found out her husband who "worked away alot" was engaged to a women in Germany so it was obviously a guilt thing
Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Power to people on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 15:47:31 Obviously got something to hide and got a touch of the guilty's
I hope she says no but keeps the car :soapy tit wank: Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 16:19:14 It does seem a tad odd that.
As a gift its bloody great but to thow it in with a proposal is a bit like a bribe. A proposal is surely enough on it's own? Title: Re: Bloody Hell Post by: Spud on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 17:06:29 Quote from: "STFCLady" Apparently some girl who works with my bosses daughter has just had a brand new silver Mercedes delivered to her at work with an engagement ring on the passenger seat! Thats a pretty incredible Valentines surprise! :shock: :o Or an incredibly stupid bloke. Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 17:25:34 bloody hell, i say fair play if you want to do that
Title: Bloody Hell Post by: herthab on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 17:28:25 Quote from: "arriba" its to compensate for her boyfriends tiny penis and dismal personality. My penis is tiny and my personality's shite. But I wouldn't buy any bint a car and ring :D Title: Bloody Hell Post by: axs on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 17:37:39 you're so uncaring herthab.
Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 19:19:45 what he didn't tell her:
'I've spent the weeding money on the car. Oh and I will be taking the car most days, you can take it out for shopping while I get pissed up at the footy' :mrgreen: Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 22:30:05 weeding ?
I take it they have a big back garden then ? Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 22:37:32 Yes Fred and like I, they're also prone to hitting the key above the intended one.
Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 22:41:31 spasticated flid fingers
Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 22:54:50 I wasn't born when they used that.
Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 22:58:11 I injected you with it 18 months ago
Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 22:59:20 you have got retrospective flid status
its going to become very common over the next 2 months Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 23:00:23 I guess that would make me a born again flid.
By the way I think your signature is missing something. Title: Bloody Hell Post by: axs on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 23:01:39 no-one got my joke. you're all rubbish.
Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 23:03:19 Quote from: "Si Pie" By the way I think your signature is missing something. like what ? Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 23:03:25 Fred was too busy shooting up from the looks of it
Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 23:04:14 Quote from: "axs" you're so uncaring herthab. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: fuck me you crack me up Axs :mrgreen: :wink: Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 23:05:21 A 'w'....I mean 's'
Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 23:05:28 Quote from: "Si Pie" Fred was too busy shooting up from the looks of it eh ? Title: Bloody Hell Post by: axs on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 23:10:18 Quote from: "Fred Elliot" Quote from: "axs" you're so uncaring herthab. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: fuck me you crack me up Axs :mrgreen: :wink: thank you, i feel appreciated now. :D Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 23:17:19 YW
Thats what friends are for Title: Bloody Hell Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 23:24:58 Quote from: "Fred Elliot" Quote from: "Si Pie" Fred was too busy shooting up from the looks of it eh ? thalidomide |