Thetownend.com

I've been asked to go and try to get ours working tomorrow, fuck knows why they asked me because I don't have a clue.

:D

seriously?

Totally serious and if it falls on the Tranny fans at the weekend, it's not my fault.

Bang a couple of nails in and paint some numbers on bits of board with holes in.....when  a team scores hang the number 1 etc from the nail.... sorted.....with only two games left and Parkin missing you'll probably only need 0 for our lot.  To make it more visually exciting use different colour paints.

If you do get it working type Yeovil Red rules! into it and take a photo 8)

Why in gods name have they called on the services of a 19 year old slacker? :soapy tit wank:

This is why I put 'electronic' in the thread title, Reg  :D



I'll take me camera  8)

I have no idea why me either. Bizarre.

I did read the word "electronic", but this would imply some kind of power supply which it will most certainly lack......hence my more low tech solution for those punters who don't know the score.

Who asked you Andy King? The first thing to do is ignore any notices that tell you to switch off the current before touching anything then ignore any signs that say DANGER or do not open. Especially ignore all signs that say DANGER OF DEATH. All of these signs are only there to make things more difficult. You must then go and wash your hands and not dry them this is so that you dont get any dirt into the electrics. Finally you must pull all the wires out and randomly connect them all together until it starts working.

What did they just phone you up randomly?  :?:  :?:

:D

I know the chairman of the supporter's club quite well, he rang up and asked me. Not sure why he's dealing with it mind!

If it is fucked ... give me a shout.  I'm pretty decent with the old computers, and happy to lend a hand.  I'm only around in the morning, mind ...

Maybe because they fucking paid for it

Oh yeah. Good point that  :oops:

Do you think if we get Sonicyouth to rig the scoreboard in our favour. Lets say 3-0 to us and then we lose that the result on the scoarboard will be the final one that counts. It is the same as in golf it is the score thats written on your card that counts even if you can prove that you made a mistake and it is not the actual score.

Ive got the electric man type person on one of our building sites today if you need assistance....

Sonic I have a friend who is into engineering, he's always said that he could get the old one fixed, if you need any help let me know and I'm pm you his number.

It works! I'm going to be in charge of it tomorrow  8)

hahah do something naughty with it. like right 55378008 and turn it upside down

harsh Ben  :D

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That's not me. What cunt is pretending to be me. I'm gonna have to sort the fucker out. :x  :x

It's go to be someone on here surely.

Who is it?

Are there any more posts from this imposter or is this a one off?? I'm contacting Gary Stanley's uncle as we speak.

Dunno then, it just amused me. I made it display sonicyouth 8)

Probably J1mmy or something. Can you just whack anything in during the game/half time?

If you write something funny I will kiss you so much. In fact I think you would become a legend.

Write something about Dave m russell sucking balls

I was thinking about putting www.thetownend.com and stuff. Depends how much I work out tomorrow, I can write messages but they look a bit shit.

How does it work? It's not really complicated is it? Can't you just type words in press return and it comes up.

um, it's a bit of software in MS-DOS. It's pretty easy to use, you can make sequences or just display single messages etc. The way the messages are designed to display is more complicated, you can't just type stuff in, you have to design it. Which is impossible without a mouse.

if we score can you write this


"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!11111111one \o/!!!RIPMARCVIVENFOE!!!!222 \o/"


Or is that too hard?

would you settle for "hello jimbo"?

no because i wont be there

\o/


would make me happier than a hippo

I'd like to see loads of breakdancing robots if we score and if they score just write OH FUCK NO YOU CUNTS. And then post an apology. Then you can be just like that PA bloke who was sacked for swearing a few years back.

Type in something like 'COCK', leave it on for about a second then take it off and see if anyone notices.

Also, a bit of technical advice.

If it starts to play up, as it almost certainly will, hit it very hard with a hammer.

if we are losing at half time can you please display "WE NEED A 12th MAN. LETS BE HAVING YOU"

I'm going to have to take a notepad to keep up tomorrow.

Lets build some bridges with our Trannie friends.  At the end of the match put out a "Good luck in the Play offs!!! You northern cunts!!!" message.

Ha ha we could have the first angsty Scoreboard in the football league 8)

Why the effing aitch do you need a score board at a football match anyway?  It's not that hard to keep track is it????????????

sometimes i forget the score. I miss the old score board "great save"

nice work sonic. well done!

have fun doing that! don't be too harsh to certain people  :wink:

Oh yes, I forgot it provides expert analysis :wink:

"Congrats STFC Gay of the Year Johno from Calne"

So how many of the messages messages did it manage to display?

I didn't manage to get any special messages up, not enough time  :)

I understand not all punters were happy with the scoreboard operator.

    I feel  :box  coming up.

    http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/forum_new/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=21217

Ha  :o  Gary bloody loves us, he's like a small boy with man boobs trapped outside the sweetshop.

His waddle has me in fits...

how dare he criticise me!

I fucked up the score once though  8)

Go beat him up Sonic

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Then go have a cup of tea with Colin next door.

oh yeh...really orginal  :roll:

Well you did seem quite excited with that sewing kit you won last night Johno.
Well, until Louise won a better one anyway!!!

No falling, although it would have been funny, even with Tranny fans in the Arkell's!

I live in Lindslade st ,me and Gaz are neighbours 8)

Delete the address Daz thats out of order.

Ive broken the link Daz,sorry and everything but that was cuntish .

yeovil has turned into a pussy.

a sad day for internet forums

bollocks!

yeovil has become a girl!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yeovil Red = Olive Dyer :shock:

or is it Dire Lovey :wink:

Yup im a girl.

Why bully people who cant reply?

Taking on the forum ownership.  Yeovil's like an unhinged rouge cop.


Good decision too.

Sonic Youth - Where do you sit to operate the scoreboard? does it have a remote control or are you sat in the toilets of the Stratton Bank with a laptop?

Well seeing as it was your first go I think you did very well Mr Youth.  Liked the info on the cautions, the anticipation running through me when the attendance was being revealed was amazing.  Well done mate.  Still like to see the Hibs score be flashed up there every ten minutes.

You wet lettuice Yeovil!

 :P

Back of the Arkells in the pressbox. I got moaned at by a bloke from GWR  :D

I hope you told him to fuck off and informed him he works for the worst radio station in the world

I was at Asda Walmart yesterday and there were a bunch of gays from GWR doing this free fall/bungee thingy.  Howard Taylor was there, fuck me that bloke must be one of the most irritating cunts the world has ever seen.

I gave him a proper dirty look and he apologised and buggered off. Who the fuck listens to GWR for match reports anyway?

1-0 to the TEF 8)