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Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: SwindonStevo on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 18:18:45
at football.

we are fittons red and white army is doing my head in at the moment, i love the bloke but we have a manager now.

others?


Title: Re: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 18:21:36
Quote from: "SwindonStevo"
at football.

we are fittons red and white army is doing my head in at the moment, i love the bloke but we have a manager now.

others?


 Yeah, but Malpas's just doesn't work....go on try it.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: adje on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 18:28:25
As Malpas ends with an "S" I think with poetic licence we could get away with "we are Malpas' red and white army".They've all used it;Byron,Keats,Ayres.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 18:41:48
"maurice malpas red an white army"


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 18:45:59
Quote from: "STFC dave"
"maurice malpas red an white army"


   Nah....


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 18:50:20
pah


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 18:51:27
'We are Big Mo's Red 'n' White Army'


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Ironside on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 19:05:27
Quote from: "herthab"
'We are Big Mo's Red 'n' White Army'


That's the one.

"Iffy Onura's red & white army" from a few years ago was totally and utterly gay, and made everyone who sang it sound a like a spastic.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: adje on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 19:12:37
that one with "something on a piece of string" and then "kick his fucking head in" or something, really chavvy and shit.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: suttonred on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 19:20:13
the leeds one whatever the hell they sing something about wanking all together


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 19:28:32
Martin a'Ling was a bit ghey.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 19:29:17
Whilst being a bit good at the same time though.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Scot Munroe on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 19:29:37
Quote from: "suttonred"
the leeds one whatever the hell they sing something about wanking all together


hate that with a passion, does my nut in.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: redbullzeye on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 19:30:23
Quote from: "suttonred"
the leeds one whatever the hell they sing something about wanking all together



Every day and every way we hate you Leeds, Leeds, Leeds
Wingeing pricks, you're making us sick we hate you Leeds Leeds Leeds

.....or something like that


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: red macca on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 19:31:55
Quote from: "Scot Munroe"
Quote from: "suttonred"
the leeds one whatever the hell they sing something about wanking all together


hate that with a passion, does my nut in.
i have it on my phone


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Scot Munroe on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 19:38:17
Quote from: "red macca"
Quote from: "Scot Munroe"
Quote from: "suttonred"
the leeds one whatever the hell they sing something about wanking all together


hate that with a passion, does my nut in.
i have it on my phone


can i ask why?


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: red macca on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 19:45:02
Quote from: "Scot Munroe"
Quote from: "red macca"
Quote from: "Scot Munroe"
Quote from: "suttonred"
the leeds one whatever the hell they sing something about wanking all together


hate that with a passion, does my nut in.
i have it on my phone


Dean can i ask why?
When i was drunkenly escorted to the ground by leeds fans i was a bit scared and said i liked it so one of them bluetoothed me it . His name was dec and we text eachother which is quite sweet


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Scot Munroe on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 19:47:22
Quote from: "red macca"
Quote from: "Scot Munroe"
Quote from: "red macca"
Quote from: "Scot Munroe"
Quote from: "suttonred"
the leeds one whatever the hell they sing something about wanking all together


hate that with a passion, does my nut in.
i have it on my phone


can i ask why?
When i was drunkenly escorted to the ground by leeds fans i was a bit scared and said i liked it so one of them bluetoothed me it . His name was dec and we text eachother which is quite sweet


cool.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Ardiles on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 20:48:02
Quote from: "adje"
that one with "something on a piece of string" and then "kick his fucking head in" or something, really chavvy and shit.


I swear for the first few games I heard that I was hearing it as 'an Oxford fan on a Christmas tree'.  Which seemed extremely camp at the time.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Ardiles on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 20:53:02
And while we're talking about shit songs, the #1 spot is still held to this day by

'And we're [something something something] at the bottom of the league,
And we just can't understand,
Why we, why we,
Can't win games when Wimbledon can'

et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum, ad nauseam...during the Premiership season.

Shit song.  Completely did my head in.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 21:13:17
Singing songs really fast does my head in. The kids seem to have a competition about how fast can you sing a song.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 21:32:50
Quote from: "STFC_Gazzza"
Singing songs really fast does my head in. The kids seem to have a competition about how fast can you sing a song.


They peak too soon, just like most of their fathers did.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: swindon_chick on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 21:34:05
Tommy Mooney on a piece of string is irritating.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: hobodan on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 21:40:56
Quote from: "Ardiles"
And while we're talking about shit songs, the #1 spot is still held to this day by

'And we're [something something something] at the bottom of the league,
And we just can't understand,
Why we, why we,
Can't win games when Wimbledon can'

et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum, ad nauseam...during the Premiership season.

Shit song.  Completely did my head in.


oh were just sitting at the bottom of the premiere league and we just dont understand why,  why we , cant win, when teams like wimbledon can!

thought that was great back in the day.
we were just pointing out that despit losing more games than wimbledon, we were playing better footy than them!
 :shock:


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 21:50:05
On a more positive note.

One of my favourites:

We ain't got alot of money
Wer'e bottom of the league it aint funny
but wer'e walking along
singing this song
side by side.

I loved that tune.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 22:14:58
I now find singing generally annoying unless I'm hammered enough to join in.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: redbullzeye on Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 22:20:33
Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
On a more positive note.

One of my favourites:

We ain't got alot of money
Wer'e bottom of the league it aint funny
but wer'e walking along
singing this song
side by side.

I loved that tune.


  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Love it as well.  When I played in a band doing Motorhead and Judas Priest stuff, we would end the set with me on honky tonk piano doing this song like Chas and Dave with somone singing the asides in between the lines -

Walking along, singing a song,
Side by side(I fucked your mother),
Side by side(get orf me sister)
Side by side...happy days!


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 08:37:31
I hate any of our anti-Leeds songs.
And i hate 'There's only one Simon Cooooox... only one Simon Cooooox... walking along, singing a song etc."

First of all, his name doesnt fit. Second of all, Billy Paynter's does, and he shouldn't be getting "Super, Super Bill..."


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: random_five on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 09:17:59
How about this little gem plucked from the Adver forum. Quite simply I cannot stop chuckling.....



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A Song For Mr.Namee: (Tune: Micheal Jackson - Don't Blame It On The Boogie)
WE DON'T NEED BENTLEY
WE DON'T NEED WRIGHT-PHILLIPS
WE HAVE A GOOD TIME
WE HAVE MCNAMEE

WOAH!
I JUST CAN'T
I JUST CAN'T
I JUST CAN'T WATCH HIS FEET


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 09:23:17
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: That's brilliant.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 10:39:25
I hate "One man went to war, went to war with oxford! One man and his baseball bat..SMACK! Went to war with Oxford! Two men went to war....etc etc.." Not heard it for a while but it does my head in!


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Power to people on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 14:04:24
Quote from: "swindon_chick"
Tommy Mooney on a piece of string is irritating.


It was funny when it was being sung and he was in the press box though.....


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 17:54:27
Quote from: "Power to people"
Quote from: "swindon_chick"
Tommy Mooney on a piece of string is irritating.


It was funny when it was being sung and he was in the press box though.....


Yes hilarious because we were utter shit,. We could have backed the team instead? nah stupid idea lets taunt Mooney who has been gone for ages.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 23:17:05
Quote from: "STFC_Gazzza"
Quote from: "Power to people"
Quote from: "swindon_chick"
Tommy Mooney on a piece of string is irritating.


It was funny when it was being sung and he was in the press box though.....


Yes hilarious because we were utter shit,. We could have backed the team instead? nah stupid idea lets taunt Mooney who has been gone for ages.


time of the month?


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Noel Gallagher on Thursday, February 14, 2008, 23:24:50
Villa fans sing "Shoes Off If ya Love Villa" whilst holding their shoes aloft, anot really annoying quite funny actually. One of the worst ones I've heard is "8 died so they played 5 a-side in the Munich aircrash" despite the fact that I hate the red shite always found that one distastefull from The Citeh fans.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Melksham Red on Friday, February 15, 2008, 09:01:35
O-X-F-O-R-D   Joey Beachamps got VD........

The gayest ever. I don't really know why but just used to fucking annoy me.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, February 15, 2008, 09:03:36
Any song usign drums, trumpets or any instrument is gheyness.

FACT!!!


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Colin Todd on Friday, February 15, 2008, 09:38:05
Quote from: "STFC_Gazzza"
Quote from: "Power to people"
Quote from: "swindon_chick"
Tommy Mooney on a piece of string is irritating.


It was funny when it was being sung and he was in the press box though.....


Yes hilarious because we were utter shit,. We could have backed the team instead? nah stupid idea lets taunt Mooney who has been gone for ages.


bollocks.

So they players listen to the words mid game, do they?

"Hang on, they've stopped singing about mooney and are urging us to on to a glorious comeback. I'd better buck my ideas up now"

its more about noise levels than what is being sung


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 15, 2008, 13:46:52
Oh i also hate "Barry Corr, Barry Corr, Barry Barry Corr..." because everyone should know that "he gets the ball, he's bound to score" sounds better than "he gets the ball, he scores a goal", yet most morons choose the latter.  That is all.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: ron dodgers on Friday, February 15, 2008, 14:00:38
Quote from: "McLovin"
Oh i also hate "Barry Corr, Barry Corr, Barry Barry Corr..." because everyone should know that "he gets the ball, he's bound to score" sounds better than "he gets the ball, he scores a goal", yet most morons choose the latter.  That is all.


Barry Corr, Barry Corr, Barry Barry Corr
He gets the ball and falls over again
and he's out for another 3 weeks

I don't like that one


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, February 15, 2008, 14:23:47
Quote from: "Noel Gallagher"
Villa fans sing "Shoes Off If ya Love Villa" whilst holding their shoes aloft, anot really annoying quite funny actually.


That one was nicked


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: adje on Tuesday, February 19, 2008, 17:25:39
"You're not very good" is..erm..not very good.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: tans on Tuesday, February 19, 2008, 19:50:00
Quote from: "Melksham Red"
O-X-F-O-R-D   Joey Beachamps got VD........

The gayest ever. I don't really know why but just used to fucking annoy me.


Still annoys me now, all we heard in the escort on saturday.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Melksham Red on Tuesday, February 19, 2008, 21:04:23
I'm all for anti-scum songs but that one gets on my tits. It's a bit too childish I think.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Northern Red on Wednesday, February 20, 2008, 12:47:26
I liked the one at Forest
Forest fans: "We are going up etc."
Swindon fans: "You're not going, you're not going, you're not going anywhere"

gay, but funny


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: DV on Wednesday, February 20, 2008, 13:21:18
Quote from: "McLovin"
Oh i also hate "Barry Corr, Barry Corr, Barry Barry Corr..." because everyone should know that "he gets the ball, he's bound to score" sounds better than "he gets the ball, he scores a goal", yet most morons choose the latter.  That is all.


spot on.

Corr rhymes with Score

Corr doesnt rhyme with Goal

Some fans are thick as pig shit....


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, February 20, 2008, 13:57:20
'Stand up if you love Swindon' annoys me.

It's alright for you youngsters to be standing up every five minutes, but for us old uns it's a real struggle............................... :D

'We are Fittons Red and White Army' is another one that's had its day. We should be singing 'Eminems Red and White Army'  :mrgreen:


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, February 21, 2008, 13:29:58
Liverpool fans singing the fields of athenrye (sp)  why?


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Thursday, February 21, 2008, 13:40:10
the "Fittons red and white army" song is gay.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Tails on Thursday, February 21, 2008, 15:24:35
No, two men having relations is gay.

Fittons red and white army is pretty appropriate, considering he's in charge of the whole club. Doncaster sing songs about their chairman John Ryan, who took them over in a situation not too dissimilar from the one we were in.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, February 21, 2008, 15:25:49
Doncaster are gay too.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Colin Todd on Thursday, February 21, 2008, 16:43:41
you're all gay


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 21, 2008, 17:10:31
Quote from: "Fogster"
Liverpool fans singing the fields of athenrye (sp)  why?


They don't sing the Fields of Athenray, they sing the fields of Anfield Road I think to the tune of F o A.  Which is another Celtic song they've stolen, the most famous being "You'll never walk alone" - a Celtic song, sung by Celtic fans before they scousers nicked it.

I used to love that song (and still do to a certain extent) before that lot started singing it.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: herthab on Thursday, February 21, 2008, 17:15:26
Quote from: "janaage"
Quote from: "Fogster"
Liverpool fans singing the fields of athenrye (sp)  why?


They don't sing the Fields of Athenray, they sing the fields of Anfield Road I think to the tune of F o A.  Which is another Celtic song they've stolen, the most famous being "You'll never walk alone" - a Celtic song, sung by Celtic fans before they scousers nicked it.

I used to love that song (and still do to a certain extent) before that lot started singing it.


Isn't 'You'll Never Walk Alone' from the musical 'Carousel'? and as such is neither a Celtic song, nor a Liverpool song?


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 21, 2008, 17:24:51
Probably and first sung at football by Celtic fans, that as you well know is my point.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, February 21, 2008, 17:25:34
stealing songs from musicals? This is fitting in with the gay theme superbly.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 21, 2008, 17:27:16
Tartan Army - Doh a deer...

Although that's not gay as it sounds quality at Hampden.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 21, 2008, 19:06:54
Quote from: "DV"
Quote from: "McLovin"
Oh i also hate "Barry Corr, Barry Corr, Barry Barry Corr..." because everyone should know that "he gets the ball, he's bound to score" sounds better than "he gets the ball, he scores a goal", yet most morons choose the latter.  That is all.


spot on.

Corr rhymes with Score

Corr doesnt rhyme with Goal

Some fans are thick as pig shit....


Whereas the 'morons' who sing it after he scores are in actual fact, correct.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: axs on Thursday, February 21, 2008, 19:07:59
Mika - Grace Kelly.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: herthab on Thursday, February 21, 2008, 20:34:03
Quote from: "janaage"
Probably and first sung at football by Celtic fans, that as you well know is my point.


Well if you're not going to bite then I'm not playing anymore...........


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 21, 2008, 20:40:41
Quote from: "janaage"
Probably and first sung at football by Celtic fans, that as you well know is my point.


I've read that there is more evidence to suggest Liverpool sang it first. After all, why would working class Glaswegians sing a song from a musical? Liverpool sang it very soon after it was a hit single in the 60s by Gerry and The Pacemakers.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: McLovin on Friday, February 22, 2008, 08:36:51
Quote from: "Si Pie"
Quote from: "DV"
Quote from: "McLovin"
Oh i also hate "Barry Corr, Barry Corr, Barry Barry Corr..." because everyone should know that "he gets the ball, he's bound to score" sounds better than "he gets the ball, he scores a goal", yet most morons choose the latter.  That is all.


spot on.

Corr rhymes with Score

Corr doesnt rhyme with Goal

Some fans are thick as pig shit....


Whereas the 'morons' who sing it after he scores are in actual fact, correct.


They sing it whenever he warms up/comes on/wins a header without breaking his spine.

Stop being an awkward little fuckbag.


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Friday, February 22, 2008, 09:04:09
Quote from: "janaage"
Tartan Army - Doh a deer...

Although that's not gay as it sounds quality at Hampden.
Doh a deer is fuckin ace!!! :beers:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jF4qNmHup68

That went on for about 30 minutes solid! :shock:


Title: gay songs that annoy you
Post by: janaage on Friday, February 22, 2008, 09:11:49
Still prefer it when they used to sing it using players names though, then went into the SoM lyrics after!!!

And that leads us back to goooooooal, Jimmy Leighton number 1.....