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Title: Benjani
Post by: red macca on Wednesday, February 6, 2008, 18:58:49
Benjani's move from Portsmouth to Manchester City was held up on transfer deadline day because the Zimbabwe striker fell asleep at the airport and missed two planes.

This is according to the times :D

Stupid Twat if true


Title: Benjani
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, February 6, 2008, 18:59:43
Ralphy in disguise?


Title: Benjani
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, February 6, 2008, 19:16:40
Nah, Ralphy's his agent.


Title: Benjani
Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, February 6, 2008, 21:43:23
and the transfer fee goes from £8m down to £3.87m

why the heck are they allowed to sign him? the deadline is there for a reason


Title: Benjani
Post by: DV on Wednesday, February 6, 2008, 22:32:05
....and why the fuck are Portsmouth selling thier top scorer in the first place?!


Title: Benjani
Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, February 6, 2008, 23:49:37
what a dozy git

the £3.87m goes upto £8m after loads of installments etc. i think one of them requires him to play 75 games for city


Title: Benjani
Post by: red macca on Thursday, February 7, 2008, 08:55:38
Think they get 1 million every 25 games


Title: Benjani
Post by: Spud on Thursday, February 7, 2008, 17:33:53
Quote from: "DV"
....and why the fuck are Portsmouth selling thier top scorer in the first place?!


Agreed, thought it was very odd that they were getting rid of him.  :?

Benjani's in my Telegraph FF team so it's happy days for me.


Title: Benjani
Post by: Noel Gallagher on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 14:33:20
All Ii can say is debut goal against the Red shite! Get in City


Title: Benjani
Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 15:29:47
benjani, whoa-oh-oh
benjani, whoa-oh-oh
he came from zimbabwe
he scored on derby day

tee hee hee.


Title: Benjani
Post by: Nemo on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 15:34:57
Quote from: "DV"
....and why the fuck are Portsmouth selling thier top scorer in the first place?!


To pay for Jeremy Defoe.


Title: Benjani
Post by: swindon-chap on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 15:37:25
Quote from: "Nemo"
Quote from: "DV"
....and why the fuck are Portsmouth selling thier top scorer in the first place?!


To pay for Jeremy Defoe.


Who is shit.


Title: Benjani
Post by: JPC82 on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 15:49:29
Quote from: "swindon-chap"
Quote from: "Nemo"
Quote from: "DV"
....and why the fuck are Portsmouth selling thier top scorer in the first place?!


To pay for Jeremy Defoe.


Who is shit.


 :nono:  :nono: he is a total goalscorer


Title: Benjani
Post by: adje on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 16:18:36
jingle bells jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to see
United lose at......er.......home!


Title: Benjani
Post by: swindon-chap on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 17:44:07
Man Utd were utter crap, especially in first half.
We blatantly should of kept Sven as England manager... :-))(


Title: Benjani
Post by: Noel Gallagher on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 18:23:57
Quote from: "swindon-chap"
Man Utd were utter crap, especially in first half.
We blatantly should of kept Sven as England manager... :-))(


Sven's a fuckin genious FACT!


Title: Benjani
Post by: swindon-chap on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 18:47:08
Think he's just one of them managers who prefer playing every week.
And he likes having more of a choice of players, but with England he didn't have many to choose from.
Legend
 8)


Title: Benjani
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 18:48:20
Quote from: "swindon-chap"
Man Utd were utter crap, especially in first half.
We blatantly should of kept Sven as England manager... :-))(


Atleast we qualified under Sven.


Title: Benjani
Post by: swindon-chap on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 18:51:10
Quote from: "STFC_Gazzza"
Quote from: "swindon-chap"
Man Utd were utter crap, especially in first half.
We blatantly should of kept Sven as England manager... :-))(


Atleast we qualified under Sven.


McClaren wasn't that bad...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUPhwn_ZEOw


Title: Benjani
Post by: Nemo on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 18:53:50
A*BLEEEP*E

:D


Title: Benjani
Post by: DV on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 18:56:54
Sven is doing well with Manchester City, I've noticed how he plays 4-5-1 with Man City but only did that once or twice or twice with England and generally went 4-4-2.

Although its all about the players. Sven has made some very good signings this season. Martin Petrov looks ace every time I see him.....


Title: Benjani
Post by: JPC82 on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 19:00:14
Quote from: "DV"
Sven is doing well with Manchester City, I've noticed how he plays 4-5-1 with Man City but only did that once or twice or twice with England and generally went 4-4-2.

Although its all about the players. Sven has made some very good signings this season. Martin Petrov looks ace every time I see him.....


Sven was asked why he never played the 4-5-1 with england and he said because we didnt have anyone as good as Elano to play just off the striker


Title: Benjani
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 19:00:59
sven was and is a good manager. it was a stupidly overambitious media and fans that deemed 3 successive quarter finals not good enough


Title: Benjani
Post by: swindon-chap on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 19:01:27
Quote from: "Im_Mint"
Quote from: "DV"
Sven is doing well with Manchester City, I've noticed how he plays 4-5-1 with Man City but only did that once or twice or twice with England and generally went 4-4-2.

Although its all about the players. Sven has made some very good signings this season. Martin Petrov looks ace every time I see him.....


Sven was asked why he never played the 4-5-1 with england and he said because we didnt have anyone as good as Elano to play just off the striker


Plus the whole Nation would of slated him.


Title: Benjani
Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 19:06:17
I have always had a soft spot for Man City, especially when they went tumbling down the leagues. Imagine being a City fan and your derby game being Macclesfield Town! Blue Moon when belted out is ace, second imho to Delilah, hope Stoke get promoted this season as well. Signature footy songs are ace!


Title: Re: Benjani
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 19:24:29
Quote from: "red macca"
Benjani's move from Portsmouth to Manchester City was held up on transfer deadline day because the Zimbabwe striker fell asleep at the airport and missed two planes.

This is according to the times :D

Stupid Twat if true


Didn't he just get stuck in traffic driving from Bournemouth to London?

Sod the truth though, your story is far more interesting..  :D


Title: Benjani
Post by: Tails on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 20:12:25
Quote from: "Bob's Orange"
I have always had a soft spot for Man City, especially when they went tumbling down the leagues. Imagine being a City fan and your derby game being Macclesfield Town! Blue Moon when belted out is ace, second imho to Delilah, hope Stoke get promoted this season as well. Signature footy songs are ace!


Does Wise Men Say count as ours?


Title: Benjani
Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 20:31:59
Quote from: "Bob's Orange"
I have always had a soft spot for Man City, especially when they went tumbling down the leagues. Imagine being a City fan and your derby game being Macclesfield Town! Blue Moon when belted out is ace, second imho to Delilah, hope Stoke get promoted this season as well. Signature footy songs are ace!


I have respect for the fans who stayed and followed in our league.


Title: Benjani
Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, February 10, 2008, 20:47:36
Quote from: "Tails"
Quote from: "Bob's Orange"
I have always had a soft spot for Man City, especially when they went tumbling down the leagues. Imagine being a City fan and your derby game being Macclesfield Town! Blue Moon when belted out is ace, second imho to Delilah, hope Stoke get promoted this season as well. Signature footy songs are ace!


Does Wise Men Say count as ours?


I would say so. That is also ace when belted out!