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Anyone have one?

Mine is the goalkeeping coach at Pompey

I went to school with David Howell and Jonathan Lewis.

Hardly bestest mates with either of them but I know them well enough for a chat should I bump into them.

the goalkeeping coach at Pompey


Now there's a name worth dropping.
Jesus.

You know jesus?

Jesus ... huh! I spoke to God on the great white telephone as a young man.

No, but I did once chat to Steve White, who I'm pretty sure is god.

yes  :wink:

But not with a capital G like mine.

I went to school with Pook and the Mills brothers but they weren't really friends.

Used to know John Gorman quite well through his daughter, and I played with John Moncur's boy when I was a lot younger. I know Mark Seagraves' daughter and his nephew as well.

Plymouths David Norris is a relation.

So to sum up, no.

 :shock:  :shock:

Do you know Gormans daughter in the biblical sense?

He He sicko

I don't have any famous people as friends, per se.

I was in the same year as Michael Pook, Matt Mills and Matty Collins at school.

I've met Jamie Baulch who came to my school when I was younger and also met Mark Hughes at Legoland  8) .

i work with mark seagraves brother. he drives a forklift.

Oh, and Paul Bodin's daughter was in my year at school.

I'm friends with both Bodin's daughters and a former STFC centreback

Matty Taylor went to my school. That's it.

Used to play football with Chris Hackett of Millwall.
Met Shearer,Flowers,Kenna and Sutton at Sea World in Florida.
Been on a driving range with Gordon Strachan.
Old coventry chairman used to be chairman of the village team i used to play.
Called Joey Beauchamp a cunt in the Park End toilets.

Thats about it.

Fuck off Tans

Its famous friends not people i stalk

I have no friends.

Well that could of saved you a post and 56 not needed words

I know Fred, he's pretty famous. And Oevil. And mex.

ahem

So this thread isnt about famous friends, its about famous people everyones met, half of which mentioned arent actually famous?

Some people just can't read Lady!

Some people just can't read Lady!

Stephen Lee used to play snooker in Devizes until it got closed down, he was on first name terms with my dad.

How about go fuck youself,does that sound better?

Jed Pitmans my friend - Ive been to his house and everything! does he count?  8)  :wink:

Not really....

Although I did once get wanked off on the school bus by the bird who later went on to be the receptionist on C4's "The Salon".

Jed has a small penis apparantly .

Not only are you friends with Jed Pitman, but you've been to his house?! You've gone right down in my estimation now Ms Hand!

Devizes has been shut down?

not before time really

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... of the receptionist that is

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ha ha! Jeds effectively my boss!

Not that anyone would believe me but hes actually a really nice guy when you get past the stage he realises hes not going to be able to podge you

He says it's not true, it's just that JFW has very big hands.

and a bucket for a cunt

OI!!!!

you knows it.

nice one Ironside .... shes quite hot

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Subtly is a waste of time isn't it :)

We've all been there Tans, excecpt it became such an occurance that he tried setting me up with his ginger mate  :D

to give you your due, its a sweet smelling bucket.

keep digging! your not getting any off me this weekend  :P

Umm so did I...Do I know you ??!!

Although I'd hardly be able to chat to either as they was both square's...and I wasn't  :wink:

Sorry Fogster, I take it back, hanging round with you must be like being mates with a walking talking version of Heat magazines 'spotted' pages.

Of course you possibly know me if you were at Churchfields at the same time as me, although I was a bit of a square (In the A sets as) as well, still a park saaaf boy though me.

Oooooh, forgot.

Iv'e had the ocassional beer with Mark Lamaar, in the 'Old' Bell in old town. He often nipped in there for a pint.

OOOH If we are doing "spotteds" my dad spotted Blair Sturrock buying a new tyre for his car the other day

whooooooooo exciting stuff

Great, another stalker.Just what i wanted.

Bushey is taking me to the game on Saturday, does that count as a famous friend, or a notorious one!!

Thats just unfortunate

Bloody hell this is getting more eearee....how old are you ?

Oh and if we're doing meeting people, I've met quite a lot of our players and had conversations with quite a few of them, and get on very well with Peacock

It's inevitable when you go off on one every time someone tries to wind you up.

Too many to mention, if I did I would probably be blagged off, so no comment.....

Firty free years old.

Fuck this cloak and dagger shite, my name Is Jamie Finch and for the most part I lived in Charfield Close or Pakenham Rd whilst at Churchfields. Where you in the same year? And are you a park saaaf boy also?

Hi Jamie

It's Finchie!!!!!

oh please tell. pleaaaaaase.

Hi red

He He your pretty

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Sorry Fogster, I take it back, hanging round with you must be like being mates with a walking talking version of Heat magazines 'spotted' pages.



Great, another stalker.Just what i wanted.


Yes, replying to a couple of posts and pointing out that knowing the Pompey 'keeping coach doesn't exactly make you the nations number one star fucker, you are right, there is not a judge in the land that wouldn't grant you a restraining order against me with that mountain of evidence...

If you put bits of posts between the quote tags.



... then it makes it readable.

Just some advice like.

sorry that was forum bitchy. :D

No that was usefull [quote "fogsy"] [/actually go fuck yourself] was bitchy

No really got the hand of that have I



did that work

a mate of mine had James Milner stay with him and his family when on loan here, he is still in touch with him and had been to stay at his house in Newcastle loads of times and then goes to the Newcastle game

Nearly. You need "" and no spaces.

I used to work with Jimmy Bullard's misses; but that's all i can offer.

I used to work with Lukas Jutkiewicz girlfriend. I have met a couple of footballers past and present Dean Sturridge, Lee Carsley.

Hey Jamie....I know who you are and yes we was in the same year..and yes I'm a paaaarks lad  :wink:

So who the fuck is you then?  :wink:

All this winking makes me think you knew each other quite well. Did you date?

Dunno, he hasn't told me who she is yet.  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:

In my youth I had less than friendly confrontations with Norris McWhirter's son and the bloke who played Gripper Stebson on Grange Hill.

Does that count?

I spoke to mini brezovan once. He's a legend.

I had a dream where I fucked the welsh bird from Torchwood.

Last night I had a dream about Harold Bishop. It's been about 21 months Neighbours Cold Turkey. I woke up at about 7am and nearly watched my Defining Moments DVD. It was a close call.

Busta Blood vessel through a bucket of water over me once (Twice actually, on 2 seperate occassions)

FACT!!!

I win.

My old man is his spiting image!

I spent the day at Steve's White's house talking all things Swindon for an interview with the 69er...it was the day former physio Morris committed suicide (Digby phoned to him to tell him)  :cry:  :cry:

I am also good friends with the commentator for Brighton on BBC Southern Counties radio.

And I know the new bass player in the Nightingales (not hugely well, but we have been drinking together and have mutual friends).

So none of us have any famous friends then.

Shhhhhhhhhh!

Don't tell everybody

when James Milner was staying with my mate during his loan spell i met him, that means we are best mates

You seem to hang around with a lot of the players. Do you get spit roasted much? JFW is going to be soooo jealous.

i know a couple, none as famous as Milner tho, im jealous when my mate goes to Newcastle to stay with him, and watches the Newcastles games in a private box  :cry:

Has the "box" got a toilet in it and a hole in the wall?

i have loads of famous friends. :D

ive just not posted in this thread to n ot make you all look like cunts :D

I don't have any friends, let alone famous ones  :cry:

I've got acquaintances from the music biz in the 80;s when I was a session player but Mex's will be better and he'll just make me look like a cunt

would be more interesting if its famous people you have met!

in which case meeting Eva Longoria is my greatest achievement, and Danni Minogue kissed me on the cheek at WH Smith when she was there for a book signing of some shit

I know Tom Clarke and Andy Hopkins from the Enemy pretty well to talk to and have mutual friends with that cunt Liam Fray from That shite the Courteeners.

i have been tapped up on more than one occasion by the red tops to sell stories. one time was offered £25,000 to expose someone as gay. would never do it, people who do that look like cunts.

Let me guess.....Mac from the Bunnymen :D

Liar. You've not posted because it's taken all fucking afternoon to type them all out.

The guitarist from Placebo asked for my number at V97, and I've got Hilda Ogdens autograph. Impressive eh.

no simon fowler from ocean colour scene, it was when there album knocked whats the story off the top of the charts, there ex drummer carolyn sold the story for £15000.

 :oops:  :oops:  I keep forgetting I'm a generation back.  One guy I would call a friend, who some people might know, is Barry Andrews from XTC who went on to form Shreikback.  Great guy although I could have kicked his balls off for invading our stage at the Embassy in 1984. Think he may even support Swindon

does anyone have famous enemies though

when i was little i kicked ex man city goalkeeper Eike Immel in the shin, im hard me  8)

yes  :D  lots. ian brown. im sure ive told that story.

nearly had a scrap with the wonder stuff.

once punched chesney hawkes in a hot tub :D

I have to ask Mex the last one details please. :D

Yep it sounds homo-erotic

we were in a fuck off posh hotel in maidstone on a friday night, the following morning the band i was working for were performing on a saturday kids show along with chesney hawkes. pissed up and coked up to the eyeballs we thought we were it.
all in the hotels swimming complex and chesney was in the hot tub and we all piled in :D  told us to fuck off and i basically was screwing a bird called samantha from farnborough who i knew just happened to be chezzas ex. basically as any gentleman would i let him know id been jizzing all over his memories and it kicked off.

dont do coke kids :D

Really? I've met Ian a few times and he's always came accross as a top bloke not like bloody Squire the ignorent bastard.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I shall repeat this story as "mex fisted chesney hawkes in a hot tub"

"Mex and Chesney in damp fisting adventure"

Maybe his username should be "i was once Chesney's rent boy"

I particularly like the phrase "jizzing all over his memories" but I can't imagine Chesney would have had the balls to have a go at a Stone Island clad Mex   :shock:

Surely Mex wouldn't have been wearing SI in a hot-tub?

I've never seen him out of it - but I'm not Chesney Hawkes  :mrgreen:

Do you think Ches gave him a rendition of one and only in the tub.

Those high notes were probably easier to hit

Lance Klusener, Hansie Cronje, Ernie Els, Pat Symcox, Kobus Wiese, P W Botha and his family, and there are others that I can't remember, but they all used to come to our house in South Africa for parties etc

Has he made a fucking fortune out of that Telegraph Fantasy League game or is he just a hired in gag monkey for the weekly column?

I went to school with Mark, and used to see him every now and again when he came back to Town. Then there were all those quotes about how shit Swindon was in the media and he stopped drinking, and he didn't go out much after that.

Fair comment dave.

I was expecting a proper tirade there, good work Foggy  8)