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Title: Barry - Ginster Wrapper
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 29, 2008, 15:03:20
just laid down some new rhymes and sent me one



His name is Fred and he's straight outta Stratton
He'll shag any bird even a fat 'un
He packs a punch like Ricky Hatton
Got a ring like Uranus and balls like Saturn
Give him a dancefloor and yeah he'll funk it
Give him a mic and yeah he'll punk it
Give him a hobnob and yeah, he'll dunk it
He's had more dogs than David Blunkett
He's hip to the groove, he's all the rage
Most of his friends are half his age
That's because he's down with the scene
Like Oliver Reed meets Mr Bean
Homeboy Fred is being hassled by the man
He got a bit pissed and they gave him a ban
If anyone can do it big Fred can
Cos he's eaten more pies than Desperate Dan
Some jumped up prick on a personal vendetta
Who's favourite cheese is probably feta
Sent Fred a muthafuckin' letter
He's a cock and Fred is better.

Yeah, yeah, yeah GUFF is in da place. GUFF is in your face!!



 8)  :mrgreen:


Title: Barry - Ginster Wrapper
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, January 29, 2008, 15:05:52
Ha ha ha :D


Title: Barry - Ginster Wrapper
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 29, 2008, 15:08:31
genius.  :D


Title: Barry - Ginster Wrapper
Post by: Colin Todd on Tuesday, January 29, 2008, 15:14:51
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  brilliant


Title: Barry - Ginster Wrapper
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, January 29, 2008, 15:15:06
:)


Title: Barry - Ginster Wrapper
Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, January 29, 2008, 15:17:11
Much as I personally dislike Barry's style, that is fucking genius....


Title: Barry - Ginster Wrapper
Post by: tans on Tuesday, January 29, 2008, 15:24:51
That is fucking ace.
I want one!!


Title: Barry - Ginster Wrapper
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Tuesday, January 29, 2008, 15:46:33
This is the best thing I have read on here in several years. Genius. :toppost:


Title: Barry - Ginster Wrapper
Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, January 29, 2008, 16:11:43
I miss Bazza, we need a campaign to get him posting again


Title: Barry - Ginster Wrapper
Post by: Peter Venkman on Tuesday, January 29, 2008, 16:30:17
That really is great Fred!

I especially love the Feta line!


Title: Barry - Ginster Wrapper
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, January 29, 2008, 16:34:48
Big up Bazza! the man's a lyrical genius.


Title: Barry - Ginster Wrapper
Post by: suttonred on Tuesday, January 29, 2008, 18:34:35
never heard of him was he a poster on here? top lyrics though you should send that to a freindly record company person