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Cant find it, but got to footy and our keeper has quit.  He was the reason we were doing so well this year as should be player a much higher standard.

Manager calls us in on the pitch and says 'no ones a keeper, who would do it for the team' No one answeres so I said 'I will but im small and crap but only if no one else will' I thought id offer as they wouldnt let me due to being lobbed!  Next thing I know is I am in goal and thinking 'youve had a stinker here bush you twat, why did you opne your mouth'

Anyway we were playing Stratton who are top of the league I think and are very good, I thought keep it under 5 and they will swap it at half time.  They couldnt get it past me, it was ace even chucked in some pointless rolls and dives.  Half time comes and I take gloves off, teh bastards made me stay in goal! Thought this isnt good, ive ben lucky.

We won 1-0 saved about 5 shots which were certain goals and even got away with kicking and punching players - Its ace in goal

Thought this is the best day ever, apart from now im stuck working - boooooo the dream is over

who was your keeper before?

I'll score a hat trick past you, if you're still in goal when we play!!!

Bloke called Lee, huge good kicker and brilliant shot stopper, saved everything and never bottled anything

You wont get 3 DV as my defence will put you out of teh game, we love snapping skinny wingers legs!

I wont get 3 because I wont play because my team are stupid and rubbish!

Doesnt that Ash kid play upfront for you? he's a goalkeeper...

Yeap hes a goalie but wouldnt play in goal, deal was he played 2nd half but they stuck with old banksie here

he also missed a pen

how did you lot get on?

we didnt have a game this week! yet he had one last week.....we beat shitty Lamb Malborough 3-2 we dont have a keeper either....Ady went in goal.

this morning I went and watched the under 10s I coach play, they won 1-0.....then on the pitch next to it by best mate and next door neighbours youngest brother was playing for Croft Under 15s so I watched them as well.

my mates brother is so Christian Roberts!! stays there with his hands on his hips waits for the ball to get to him....then skins about 3 players and scores or sets up a chance for someone else

that Ash can be quite a handy keeper when he wants to be, but seems to not like going in goal.....

Im looking forward to playing against you mate

What team is it you coach? Ash is a great keeper but his attitude is a bit wrong at times

Its Purton & Wesbrook Under 10 B team at the moment.

I help out every now and again when I can, for them its their last season of 7 a side on mini pitches.

Next season is big pitches, 11-a-side and offsides! should be fun.

I cant stand Sunday football at the moment, because well....im just not getting games.....its fucking awful. I've actually only played a full 90 minutes once in the league......

when I've played with/against Ash his attitude is always poor dont really know him on a personal level but always comes across as a bit of prick tbh.

Yeah many opponents say that, fair play offsides is gonna be fun

Pop to tarining with us mate, spot on team spirit if you want