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what are you wearing tomorrow night?

I have a clothing related crisis due to my washing machine blowing up after only managing one load of holiday washing  :evil:

wwaaaaaahhhhhhh

Ooooooo where you off to?  :D

to group seduce Lee Peacock

i'd suggest masks!  :D

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

You cunt

bloody rude oaf!! honestly!  :P

hehe, only joking! I'm just jealous... :(

Birdy will be on here later after about 8.

is that when you let her out for an hour for some bread and water?  :wink:

Nah, she's at netball. Nice idea though.

She has Sussex chained up in a gimp mask and tickles him with a feather duster  :o

I have no idea yet.  Not sure whether to wear smart top and jeans or smart top and trousers.  Oh there will be clevage though, it is the cock after all  :D   What are you going to wear?

I thought I'd go in Taffeta.............................

Not Mr Sheen?  :mrgreen:

Hurtful.................... :D

have cobbled together an outfit consiting of high waisted skirt shirt and cardie combo - wanted to wear jeans but all jeans are still not dry  :cry:

Plus Ive not had a chance to have my hair done and my roots are as dark as my soul!

I would rather have dark roots than grey ones  :cry:

I've had my roots done :D

Mr Muscle?

Who told you my nickname? :D

At this dinner can you please tell them all to buck their ideas up for Saturday?

Cheers.

I've seen the itinerary for tonight, table 23 should be a barrell of laughs.  :|

I had to threaten to take Sussex's hamster away but he soon caved in  :mrgreen:

You should get Sussex to pluck them out for you,thats what my bloke does  :(

Smart trousers and a shirt i think,not too much thinking going into it.Can't be arsed after last night besides i know whatever i wear i'll look like rubbish compared to you Charlotte.

I am atcually all up for the mask idea. Nobody wants to look at fat minging old me anyway.   Sorted I'll wear a black bin bag and a mask.

for gods sake you two - Birdy you have boobs I would die for and I would love to be as elegant as Larwood

I hope the players arnt all moody and depressed!

You all have your own assets (and boyfriends!) so you're all wonderful *violins*  :D

Anyhow let us know how it goes!

I'd love to be as pretty as Bennett  :oops:

:mrgreen:  I have indeed got boobs, massive ones.  I could show Lee my tattoo, do you think he'll show me his?

p.s STFCLady - tonight, we are all single  :shhh

And me.

Im actually in the market for some tatoo advice

I would, you've always reminded me of Kurt Cobain, but I always thought you were only 18, now I know you are older it's not wrong anymore  :oops:  Oh and it's ok as Sussex feels the same too.

 :D

Enjoy then ladies!

If Zaaboubs there get a picture for me.  Hes my new shakes!

don't get one on your boob!

Do you girls have tatooes? I find them rather ugly on ladies to be truthful, especially when the lady starts to get a bit older.

How about a tattoo on your chest, but of your face?

well Im not sure where to get one - but I got my holiday rep in Eygpt to write my name in Arabic - I think it would make a nice tatoo - I need to have it somewhere I cant see it so I dont get annoyed with it I think

I love the one I have on my back, when I am a granny I'll have a great chat up line to use at bingo

How did you think I was only 18? That does scarez me.

I dont have any, thought about it but couldnt decide! Im too much of a wimp.

       

 :mrgreen:

well done spot on, excpet after here it says Si Pie

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

one of the guys I lifeguard with has "your name" tatooed on his arse - he frequently uses the chat up line "I have your name tattooed on my arse" - girls seem to love it

:soapy tit wank:

Here's some free tattoo advice, get that arabic phrase verified indepently, preferably by someone you know and trust....... there's a lot of people wandering around with "I am a stupid twat" tattooed on their arse in some foreign language.

Good advice, but there again how many are likely to see your arse who can speak Arabic??

Um yeah dont worry I would defo do that

I have two, one on my back and one on my stomach... i would like my next one down the outside of my foot. They dont always have to be on show, its more for yourself i think!
Any one use an epilator? That hurts more than getting a tattoo done!

Have a lovely time ladies, im sure you'll all look beautiful  :)

  You don't get many birds in Swindonia under 50 without a discrete tat, here or there....

   Like most things,  if you go over the top its a bit minging , but I rather like the fashion.

A tasteful, discreet tat on a bird is alright

We've got a scraggy ho in my village who thought it would look classy to have claw marks tattooed all over her tits. She's in her fifties now and looks a right state........................

I think there's a place just off Commercial Road, if that helps ?

i like tattoooos

I'm going to get a tattoo one day and it'll be awesome.

  But she probably had it done, to feel better about herself.  At least you've noticed her tits, would you have done so without the tat?

I'm going to Tattooine

What? A couple of saggy, deflated funbags?


Probably :D

They went with my mask idea then?  :D

   :wink:

Did you know that Tataouine in Tunisia was named after the Star Wars planet?

I might get a tattoo of chewbacca.

thanks john.

now i'm thinking about an eyes wide shut style orgy.

Can I nominate this thread as one of the funniest I've read in ages?

no.

bitch.

Gonna be some dissapointed ladies there tonight. Peacock can't go (knock to the head last night apparently), they've got David Byrne on their table instead. Uh oh.

Stanley should have a few choice questions for him after he's had a few.

JFW dont just stop at a tattoo, go the whole hog and apply to work at a docks. and while your at it grow a beard.

Now thats fucking sexy :wink:

i don't care if you were being sarky

you fancy me

I wasn't being sarky.

Are you gay FB? :|

Nah, don't think so anyway. I suppose I could be denial.

 Have you ever seen Bennett?

Sorry Dell, are you disappointed?

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  Take that as a no ...

I'm a bit disappointed that you aren't disappointed that I'm not gay.

There was some gay involved in my drunken adventures last night, but I evened it out with straightness so it was ok. Or something.

Aww, JFW is gunna be gutted.

Think they all are. They got Moses instead of Byrne in the end.

Racists

Racists

Racists

I meant because of Peacock not going you tit.  :D

I know spanner

I think Peacock read this thread and nutted a wall deliberate.  8)

Don't think I've met him. Not a fan of DIY anyway.

Poor Birdy :(.....having to sit next to Moses, who seemed a taciturn individual.  Didn't even finish his dinner.

   Patrick Kanyuka....seemed much more fun.

A case of tat for tit ?

We got Moses and Byrne!  I think asking Moses if I could kidnap him was going a bit too far  :|

Reg showed me his antique tie  :D

Birdy did you get me a pic of Zaaboub?

And the rest of you that went where are the pictures I want footage!

Sorry Luc, we were too scared to go up and ask him for a pic infact we were too scared to ask anyone!!  

Also when the official photographer took a picture of the peeps on our table, we weren't included.  Mingers weren't included, Larwood missed out coz she was with me!

:cry:  

Don't worry hun its fine!

How comes you weren't included (as its blatently not for the reason you said!)

I think John's mask idea backfired

The rule in pics is no fatties allowed

That's why you've never seen a picture of my penis  8)

 :o

Thanks for sorting this out JFW and Birdy  :D  Inspite of the no show by the Cock it was a fun night.Moses was a very nice young man.

Shame i was too sacred to ask Fitton for a pic though  :oops:

Larwood is the Virgin Mary :shock:  :shock:

Reg was that you that popped over to the table a couple of times??  :shock:

I think Birdy scared Moses - hilarious - That boy needs to get some dinner down him!

My dad is a media whore

Andrew Fitton is sorting out a problem for me - hes so funny and posh - he didnt understand the word "wincy" Then told Nick Watkins that Calne was a "deprived area full of inbreds" he didnt realise thats where I grew up and was SO apologetic when I told him  :soapy tit wank:

 Yep that was me....just making sure that Birdy wasn't getting set upon by Moses....its a shame there wasn't a formal introduction JFW....I'm not scary or owt.

   Sussex said you liked old dangly things....62/63 promotion tie.

who do you sponsor then reg?

Has reg revealed his identity?

yes he's disappointingly normal

I imagine him to look something like Jasper off The Simpsons.

he just looks like a normal middle-aged man you'd see in a pub with a pint in his hand.

wears odd jumpers though...

I think Reg looks remarkably similar to:

http://www.thefa.com/NR/rdonlyres/4E051659-1106-4C96-A382-3A22C4119FAE/83851/AlanWiley_L.jpg

thinner and more disshevelled, otherwise a good likeness!

the cunt won't tell me his real name though

Really? I forgot to ask, so overcome was i in meeting a major forum enigma.

Reg I didnt know it was you!! you should have said

even more gutted than the cock no show

More Jasper Carrott..

  I've got hair.....

 I don't recall you ever asking?

I find it's not best to question details with these sober types.

 Wise words fB.....

I know who Reg is we met before.

heheheheh.

Fitton was very well spoken and seems to know what he was on about which was a refreshing change. Byrne slamming the old board was quite interesting!

Was it a slam dunk of mega air time proportions?

Very Michael Jordan-esque

 I liked the way you lurched over as Fitton walked in, and shook him by the hand.....sort of unofficial TEF ambassador

I had to thank him for saving our football club.... I do apologise!  :wink:

ha ha put on a 62/63 stumpy promotion tie and you are there

Hitler Youth? :D

I think Reg doesn't know who i am :(

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p212/Larwood_Head/Picture103.jpg

Poor Moses  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

He could have smiled?!

He looks that way in every picture taken of him,well thats what he said to us anyway  :soapy tit wank:  He was a nice lad.

I've got one of Jerel,Birdy and myself  8) But doubt i'll post it cause Birdy won't want me to,inspite of the fact she looks HOT!

Post them all I want to see!

POST THEM!

I've pmed it to Birdy,she can do it if she wants :)

We only took two each anyway  :oops:

She left work at midday to drive down to mine this afternoon.

Mose does not smile - or eat!! :soapy tit wank:

Charlotte did you take any pics?  if so post them!  :D

No I didnt - my camera came up with an error message!!  :(

Did he have his tongue hanging out as well I expect Fitton is Gazza's best mate now  :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:

Remove lens cap

shut it you!! nothing but cheek from you boy!

  I thought it may have been you Larwood....based on your conversation with Birdy, but thought you probably wouldn't welcome a chat from a strange man from the internet.   After all a lady has a reputation to think of.

  PS I'm not implying that Birdy hasn't.

Birdy/Larwood - did Ben Email you the feedback form?? If not let me know and I will forward it too you

Apparently Birdy hasn't received one.

I will forward to her Monday at work

No,i haven't recieved anything,but then the club don't have my email  :)

My second and last picture,its a good one,even if i say so myself   :D

 http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p212/Larwood_Head/Picture104-1.jpg

ahh thats a nice one

everytime I see Jerel now I keep thinking he looks like Serena Williams  :soapy tit wank: