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Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: ronnie21 on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 18:44:48
New CEO, Nick Watkins, is hoping to create the Swindon Experience on matchdays.  Well, Mr Watkins, the experience would be a whole lot better if you changed the little Hitlers, sorry the stewards, and quickly.  You could start with that excuse for a steward - John Moorhouse - the one who frequents internet forums posing as a squaddie based in Iraq!  He's just a bloody minded imposter out to cause trouble!!


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 18:47:10
I think we need big Foam Hands and Beer Hats.

Maybe this could be time to ask about our moat?


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: lebowski on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 18:49:31
if we're talking swindon experience, maybe he could install little roundabouts at the end of every row in the south stand, that might help the flow of people leaving 5 minutes before the end?


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 18:50:34
Also for those who cannot make matchdays sometimes would it be possible to change the "Swindon experience" back to Radio Swindon from Brunel? Cheers.


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 18:50:48
How about cheerleaders and fireworks before the games?

We could have people selling popcorn and pretzels in the stands.............


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: lambourn red on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 18:52:17
How about knocking 5 quid off of the tickets


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 18:54:55
Quote from: "herthab"

We could have people selling popcorn and pretzels in the stands.............


We need monkeys doing this


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: ronnie21 on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 19:22:31
Quote from: "Oevil red"
Quote from: "herthab"

We could have people selling popcorn and pretzels in the stands.............


We need monkeys doing this
A job for Moorhouse then!!


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 19:24:14
Fire Juggler Eaters


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 19:25:35
Quote from: "ronnie21"
Quote from: "Oevil red"
Quote from: "herthab"

We could have people selling popcorn and pretzels in the stands.............


We need monkeys doing this
A job for Moorhouse then!!


I could think of better ones


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 19:27:54
Quote from: "herthab"
How about cheerleaders and fireworks before the games?

We could have people selling popcorn and pretzels in the stands.............


 Bring back The Robinettes......(or the Swindon Town Girls for our older readers)


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: Power to people on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 19:34:21
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "herthab"
How about cheerleaders and fireworks before the games?

We could have people selling popcorn and pretzels in the stands.............


 Bring back The Robinettes......(or the Swindon Town Girls for our older readers)


Only if they are a little older than before so when you ogle them you don't get labeled a perv as they are jail bait  :soapy tit wank:


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 19:34:28
Lap dancers?


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 20:44:55
Quote from: "Power to people"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "herthab"
How about cheerleaders and fireworks before the games?

We could have people selling popcorn and pretzels in the stands.............


 Bring back The Robinettes......(or the Swindon Town Girls for our older readers)


Only if they are a little older than before so when you ogle them you don't get labeled a perv as they are jail bait  :soapy tit wank:


You gotta love a good JoJo though. Actually JoJo sold out because she's now legal. Booooo!


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: dell boy on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 20:47:06
Quote from: "Power to people"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "herthab"
How about cheerleaders and fireworks before the games?

We could have people selling popcorn and pretzels in the stands.............


 Bring back The Robinettes......(or the Swindon Town Girls for our older readers)


Only if they are a little older than before so when you ogle them you don't get labeled a perv as they are jail bait  :soapy tit wank:

Bring back the originals, plenty a good tune played on a old fiddle 8)


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 20:47:20
Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
Lap dancers?


I could help there


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: DV on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 20:50:55
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
Lap dancers?


I could help there


no one wants to see you lap dance ash....


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 20:55:07
Youd be suprised DV, many a women has requested a naked Chicken Dance, you should try it you might get him wet


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: axs on Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 22:48:59
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Fire Juggler Eaters


my services are available for a hefty fee.


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: Spencer_White on Friday, January 18, 2008, 08:34:37
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
Youd be suprised DV, many a women has requested a naked Chicken Dance, you should try it you might get him wet


with a twix?


Title: The Swindon Experience
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, January 18, 2008, 08:41:18
Quote from: "Spencer_White"
with a twix?


 :soapy tit wank:

And when he says 'woman' he really means Gazza's Fat Mate a.k.a Homer a.k.a Graham.