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oooooooohhhh

that is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

I love it, love it.

Wonder how long till he loses it...again?  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :shock:

I assume Shearer's going to be his No.2.

Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

That's a 'heart' rather than a 'head' decision.

posted 10th jan




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Going down going down going down :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

keegan had a great record at newcastle, have people
 forgotten this?

the premiership has become a complete bore to watch personality wise since mourinio left.

good luck to him, they will end up in uefa spots by the end of the season.

I'm lost for words.

This will be entertaining!

I agree with Kaufman, atl east it should make the dreary PL watchable again for a while!

Attack, Attack, Attack, Attack, Attack!

I hope he does well.

I still remember the way they played under him last time, some of the most attacking football I've seen.

I wouldn't write him off yet.....................

Shakes head.....poor old Kevin, I've always quite liked the fella after we offered Scunthorpe 30K for him around 1970, and he went to Liverpool for 35.

  He was also ace on Superstars.....

  Bit like getting back with a bird you had hot sex with 20 years ago.....you just know it can't be as good, but somehow you just can't say no.

following on from kaufman's prophecy...

keegan as next england manager.

the bandwagon starts here and now.

Atleast wait until we've lost to Switzerland...

The madness.

I swear he patronised the hell out of us when we took 4 points off them the season when we both went up.

And I've disliked him ever since having not been convinced to start with.

Yes, I am that petty. But it feels good to get it off my chest roughly 15 years later.

who he gets as backroom staff will be key.he had arthur cox last time who did alot to help their success.
i think now they have a hero back in keegan.getting shearer too wouldn't be a good move imo.
matey will obviously throw money at it and keegan is bound to buy in the limited time of the transfer window.i have a funny feeling things wont go as the geordies will expect.

Newcastle United FC really do make a rod for their own backs time and time again. If it works out then great. I hope it does. I really can't see it though :?

I just thought he said that we played well. Which we did. Fair enough I would have thought :shock:

I think it will be a stop-gap, but if the football is as good as last time I will be delighted

but on the bright side, at least newcastle won't have to worry about sacking him if it doesn't go so well.

Strange appointment. Seem to be the in thing at the moment does shock appointments  :mrgreen:

I can't remember exactly what the words were, but it smacked of "the little club did well in their special game with the big team" Or so I recall.

Anyway, suffice to say I hold grudges and you are now on the list too...  :soapy tit wank:

You'll have to join the back of the queue I'm afraid 8)

I though it would only be until the end of the season, then a full-time manager would come in. After all the work that needs doing on that squad cannot be undertaken in January.

Anyway its funny how the players that have previously lacked effort and were 'injured' pull it out now a new manager arrives

When we turned them over 2-1 at the CG, he called us 'kickers' saying we kicked his team all over the park. This despite no Hoddle playing that day, and I think we had Adi Viveash at centre-half, and they bought on Andy Cole from the bench, who they had bought 24 hours earlier from Brizzle.

It smacks to me of a desperate appointment as everywhere they turned people were turning it down then they hear Keegan may be interested and think the fan's loved him last time let's give it a go.

I can only see it going one way....I feel sorry for some of the players as it will ruin their reputations - especially if they are defenders !!

However most of the players have lost their reputations when they failed to put in the effort which didn't help Sam Allardyce

Went in the chip shop last night and the owner was practically creaming his pants over it. I reckon he wanked in my cod as i was up at 2 this morning chucking my guts up.  :shock:

Don't be silly tans, you of all people should know that you can't get food poisoning from jizz.

In the news a while back some woman had a throat infection and it was traced back to a meal she had a McDonalds where one of the staff members had tossed one off into the sauce

Isn't that an urban myth?

Tis true, someone caught herpes from a mcwank burger in Banbury. Was in the papers a couple of years back.

I still think it's a mate of a mate story until someone provides some proper evidence.

newcastle are going down. get money on it now

I was coughing that pint out of my nostrils such was me delight. But then a Geordie pal came in with a leather-bound black book in his hand and he passed it solemnly over to me.

The book was called The Gospel According to St. James. He directed me to the following chapter. Maybe it is written in the stars.

'And lo it did come to pass that He That Would Love It, Love It, didst unto the barren wastes wander. And they that clad themselves in black and white, and named themselves after the the birds that steal, shall wander in the wilderness for one times 11 years.

And lo the land of the sainted James shall fall quiet, save for he that shall be called Shearer who didst among the faithful walk. Yet unto himself punditry didst call and on to a sofa retreated he to speak of lads and disappointments and top finishing.

Yet back to the Army of Toon who didst still loiter at the Gate of Gallow; for they shall have a new Master; and thy Lord shall be Shepherd and oh how thou shall want over and over again. For Fred shall become a shepherd of managers.

From the north shall he summon a pestilence of Sourness and he from Dalg-land that shall speak Dalglish; from the East shall stride he that is Ruud, who couldst not with the Shearer lie; from the South shall come Roeder, and he shall from the corner of his mouth speak - and what he shall speak of shall be Bobbins.

And from the West shall the Allardyce arrive and with mighty haste shall he the birds of the air disperse with balls of prodigious height. And what shall come to pass will be a very long pass indeed.

And they that unto the ground shall still their pilgrimage make shall cry unto the Allardyce: "Of what though dost, thou knows not! Of what thou dost, thou knows not!"

And yea even though Sirbobby shall his own mark make, he too shall pass, for the Lord thy Shepherd shall not want anyone for he canst not a decision stick to, the big lardy pillock.


And yet as it was foretold, the man shall come againDerek 'Robbo' Robson
And for they that cast themselves in white and black uponst the day before the Sabbath (at around 3pm usually unless Sky's shifted it to some stupid time); for them shall come a man like them, dressed like them, full-bellied and pasty of face as are they.

And he shall be called Ashley. And though he be flipping rolling in it, shall he lie down with them that can a season ticket barely buy. And he shall the Allardyce banish.

And then shall from Pompey a man be summoned and he shall um and ahh and back out for he is no mug and he knows a sh**e job when he sees one. And besides, there are not wings enough to fly him from the sun to the place where the frost forever lies and thou shalt walk with thy 20 Regals turned in thy cap-sleeved T-shirt.

And thus shall it come to pass that all those that look on in wonder and mirth shall pour forth their scorn, yea especially the Smoggie and the Mackem, for lowlier though they art they are not t**s up nor never shall be, so help us God.

And into the Valley of Death stride the Army of Toon and those amongst them shall not revive them: an Owen shall rise but every nine months from his sick-bed but all too soon returneth; he that is named Duff shall be just that; and Joseph of Barton shall arrive upon his donkey and turn into an ass.

And yet as it was foretold, the man shall come again. Ay, and ye shall know him for he shall begin each sentence with the word "'Opefully". And he shall upon the Tyne walk, for he that didst exhilirate with footie most forward-thinking is returned.

And shall the Shearer be when asked if he could be a number two, answer in riddles: 'Number 1, I don't think I'd want be a Number Two and Number 2, I don't know if he'd want one.'

And lo, shall the Geordies get carried away and over-excited and descend upon the club shop which shall run short of the letter K for the replica shirts.

And shall the cupboard that once did house the Fairs Cup remain unbejewelled and shall the Geordie nutcases not a toss give for they shall sing the name of Messiah and he shall them entertain.

And yea though the rest of us snigger, we shall their footy envy and their defence ridicule and we shall, despite it being a decision of sentimental stupidity, wish the lad and his followers all the best.

And shall they turn over Arsenal at the Emirates in the fourth round? Shall they b******s.'

good old Robbo.

I see they want to sign Wood gate back now, are they stuck in a fucking time-warp?

Put your hands on your hips...........and bend your knees in time-iiimmmeee!

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Johnathan Woodgate is an overpaid cripple who is always injured imo.

He is the best English defender when he is fully fit, unfortunately for him he cannot stay fit

i agree. he is pure class.

shame he's never fully fit.

Woodgate is off to Spurs apparently...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/7208601.stm