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Title: Investor
Post by: wokinghamred on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 19:21:47
For the first time ever, I know something serious about the takeover that most people don't know.

I know, with absolute certainty, who one of the un-named investors, whose named has never been mentioned once, is.

Obviously I am sworn to total secrecy, so none of you bastards will ever believe me. However all I can say is that the guy sold his business for a massive amount of money and is minted on a scale that makes Edward Wray look poor.

This may be off no interest to any of you, but it makes me feel good that for once I know something!!


Title: Investor
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 19:25:48
spill the beans then......  :wink:


Title: Investor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 19:28:26
Hmmm, just sold his business....

it's Diamandis isn't it?


Title: Investor
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 19:31:37
I normally get annoyed by "I know more than you " posts but I like the brazeness of this one :mrgreen:


Title: Re: Investor
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 19:37:38
Quote from: "wokinghamred"


Obviously I am sworn to total secrecy, so none of you bastards will ever believe me. !


   :nod:


Title: Investor
Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 19:38:04
I too like the brazeness of the I know something you dont know! Lick my Arse Orifice

Go on then give us a small clue...what type of business is it or was it then? soapy tit wank

I know you wont answer but I like a challenge!


Title: Investor
Post by: wokinghamred on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 19:38:57
Quote from: "STFC_Gazzza"
spill the beans then......  :wink:


My source is a multi-millionaire ManU season ticket holder who lives just outside of Hungerford, and knows the guy personally.

He was chatting to me openly about the takeover assuming I knew all the details of the investors!!


Title: Investor
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 19:41:21
Is he in the Sunday times Rich list?

Does he have a centre parting?

Is he wearing glasses...


Title: Investor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 19:42:24
Did you have sexual relations with him?


Title: Investor
Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 19:42:56
I would say if he has more money that Edward Wray then he must be in the Sunday Times rich list and higher up than Mr Wray who is number 200 or something like that.


Title: Re: Investor
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 19:50:17
Quote from: "wokinghamred"
For the first time ever, I know something serious about the takeover that most people don't know.

I know, with absolute certainty, who one of the un-named investors, whose named has never been mentioned once, is.

Obviously I am sworn to total secrecy, so none of you bastards will ever believe me. However all I can say is that the guy sold his business for a massive amount of money and is minted on a scale that makes Edward Wray look poor.

This may be off no interest to any of you, but it makes me feel good that for once I know something!!


Please tell me it is not Shinawatra Thaksin!


Title: Investor
Post by: wokinghamred on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 19:51:18
Quote from: "jjedmunds"
I would say if he has more money that Edward Wray then he must be in the Sunday Times rich list and higher up than Mr Wray who is number 200 or something like that.


Considerably higher


Title: Investor
Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 19:59:18
Andrew Lloyd Webber! he comes from Newbury! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Investor
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:00:58
I never have random converstion with multi milionaires :(

Its not fair! :x


Title: Investor
Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:03:21
I would have said the famous Harry Hyams from Ramsbury but hes a recluse so wont talk to anyone! soapy tit wank


Title: Investor
Post by: Melksham Red on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:03:59
Neither does wr. He's talking shit!


Title: Investor
Post by: hobodan on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:09:12
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/specials/rich_list/rich_list_search/


is it him?


Title: Investor
Post by: hobodan on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:11:25
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/specials/rich_list/rich_list_search/


Title: Investor
Post by: wokinghamred on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:17:39
Quote from: "Melksham Red"
Neither does wr. He's talking shit!


Oh no I'm not , Melksham.


Title: Investor
Post by: STFCBIKER on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:19:12
Paddy McNally?


Title: Investor
Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:34:07
Henry & Simon Keswick


Title: Investor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:40:28
Paul McCartney?


Title: Investor
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:42:32
What is the point of these posts? " I know who the investor is but I cant tell you!"

Really! Whats the point???


Title: Investor
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:43:51
Mick Hucknall?


Title: Investor
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:45:37
john smith


Title: Investor
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:46:51
ahh, it's lakshmi mittal. the qpr stuff was a front


Title: Investor
Post by: lambourn red on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:47:26
John Caudwell


Title: Investor
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:48:52
Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy"
What is the point of these posts? " I know who the investor is but I cant tell you!"

Really! Whats the point???


Absolutely none whatsoever :?


Title: Investor
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:52:46
There doesnt need to be a point to posts on this forum surely you've realised that by now?


Title: Investor
Post by: wokinghamred on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:53:22
Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy"
What is the point of these posts? " I know who the investor is but I cant tell you!"

Really! Whats the point???


Yeah , sorry. I wasn't trying to be a prat - I just needed to let somebody know what I knew, without actually telling them, if you see what I mean.

I tell you what though - it does give you a warm fuzzy feeling to know that for the time time ever probably, the club has serious, local backers with a huge amount of resources to throw at the club if they choose to.


Title: Investor
Post by: lambourn red on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:55:56
looking down the rich list I can not believe anybody could have the surname Dikshit ,

Anurag Dikshit
RESULTS 2007Ranking: 72=
Worth: £920m
Industry: Internet gambling


American legal restrictions on online gambling have almost halved Dikshit’s wealth in the space of a year. The computer programmer wrote the software for internet poker site Party Gaming

but with 920mill in the bank I guess he does not give a fuck at people taking the piss.


Title: Investor
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:56:38
pm me the name. I wont tell anyone :hide: :shhh:


Title: Investor
Post by: neville w on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:57:27
Andrew Rickman ?


Title: Investor
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:58:25
anyway. why are you  sworn to total secrecy? its not as if you are mates with this ManU guy


Title: Investor
Post by: wokinghamred on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 20:59:40
Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy"
anyway. why are you  sworn to total secrecy? its not as if you are mates with this ManU guy


He is my boss. I do not want to piss him off.


Title: Investor
Post by: neville w on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 21:00:06
Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy"
anyway. why are you  sworn to total secrecy? its not as if you are mates with this ManU guy


Well spotted that man.


Title: Investor
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 21:00:27
ahhhhh
ill let you off then. But you can tell me. Secrets are boring!!! :mrgreen:


Title: Investor
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 21:01:31
Does he say to Edward Wray, "ooooi Wray, I think you'll find I'm considerably richer than you"?


Title: Investor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 21:13:02
wokinghamred just told me who it is, but I'm not going to tell anyone else  :mrgreen:


Title: Investor
Post by: DV on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 21:27:57
I was told this 3 weeks ago...


Title: Investor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 21:47:44
I hope you've all been using your penis pumps...


Title: Investor
Post by: suttonred on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 21:53:14
jack.......onory


Title: Investor
Post by: Melksham Red on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 22:19:35
Madonna


Title: Investor
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 22:21:22
I just really, really, REALLY hope it's dikshit :mrgreen:


Title: Investor
Post by: Melksham Red on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 22:26:10
Why don't you just post who it is. I'm sure your boss has more pressing things to do than read this shit.


Title: Investor
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 22:45:22
Quote from: "DV"
I was told this 3 weeks ago...


You can fucking tell us then Dan since WR won't!


Title: Investor
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 22:49:30
Quote from: "Iffy's Onion Bhaji"
You can fucking tell us then Dan since WR won't!


Hmm... He could...

But he might have to make lots of comments like this...

And really consider it... And umm and ahh about it... And lead you on... And say he will... And then say he won't...

And then decide he really can't be bothered because he's a boring cunt...


Title: Investor
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 22:54:12
Or he just doesn't know  :D


Title: Investor
Post by: DV on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 22:58:10
I know  :D


Title: Investor
Post by: axs on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 23:01:55
YAWN...


Title: Investor
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 23:05:14
Its me, I'm well rich.


Title: Investor
Post by: axs on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 23:07:33
lend us a tenner till payday?


Title: Investor
Post by: Berniman on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 23:09:59
I don't rally give a shit, just glad we on the up rather than the down!

 :beers:


Title: Investor
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Wednesday, January 9, 2008, 23:13:14
Quote from: "Iffy's Onion Bhaji"
Quote from: "DV"
I was told this 3 weeks ago...


You can fucking tell us then Dan since WR won't!


Probably sworn to secrecy


Title: Investor
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 00:00:50
Possibly the Gibb brothers who arent well known but massive investors around Wiltshire.


Title: Investor
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 00:11:07
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
Possibly the Gibb brothers who arent well known but massive investors around Wiltshire.


Ah Ah Ah Ah staying alive.....................staying alive !

How deep is your love ?


OK I'm bored now


Title: Investor
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 00:12:55
Masiive players in Wilts mate, not the singers im afraid, im putting 2 and 2 together and getting 5 but something was said to me today that made me get to 5.  Who knows


Title: Investor
Post by: martyboystfc on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 00:16:38
Someone mentioned Branson a while back but how about James Dyson who's been linked with us before (although he'd probably move us to China).


Title: Investor
Post by: Tails on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 00:31:49
I know who it isn't.

Can't tell you though.


Title: Investor
Post by: axs on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 01:13:15
me too, everyone knows now don't they?


Title: Investor
Post by: wokinghamred on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 01:36:46
Quote from: "axs"
me too, everyone knows now don't they?


Its not a name on this thread.


Title: Investor
Post by: juddie on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 09:59:39
Tell us before we reveal your identity wokingham red...


Title: Investor
Post by: janaage on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 10:02:24
Wokingham Red is.....

dun...dun...duuuuun.

...STFC Jeffrey!

 :wink:


Title: Investor
Post by: Luci on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 10:04:42
There are some people I think do actually know things and some who are just desperate for attention.

I put WR in the first category for some reason.  Why I think he does actually know something I don't know!


Title: Investor
Post by: janaage on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 10:09:54
Yeah I believe the fella when he says he knows something.  Don't really see what he has to gain by coming on here and posting that and not giving any details if it was just a wind up/pack of lies.

Fair play to WR hopefully it'll all be in the public domain soon and we can all forget about financial uncertainty.

PS - Is no one else even a little worried about tomorrow, the official deadline for the takeover to be completed?  I know I am.  I can't help but feel another "we're not quite there yet, should all be done by 31 Jan - don't worry" kind of statement will be released.


Title: Investor
Post by: juddie on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 10:11:21
I'm pretty sure Wokingham Red knows exactly what he's talking about...


Title: Investor
Post by: Batch on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 10:25:09
Quote from: "janaage"

PS - Is no one else even a little worried about tomorrow, the official deadline for the takeover to be completed?  I know I am.  I can't help but feel another "we're not quite there yet, should all be done by 31 Jan - don't worry" kind of statement will be released.


In a word yes. Though in the absence of bad news I am still strangely calm about the whole thing. Worried but calm.


Title: Investor
Post by: janaage on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 10:39:05
Must just be me then.  Typical, just when I think I'm becoming more optimistic events like this prove me to be the pessimist that I am.


Title: Investor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 11:11:08
Fair play for coming on here and basically telling us nothing?

Wow, I wish I could get the same sort of kudos for other non-information. I know what Andrew Fitton had for breakfast today but I can't reveal what it was.


Title: Investor
Post by: Tails on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 11:13:09
Quote from: "Si Pie"
Fair play for coming on here and basically telling us nothing?

Wow, I wish I could get the same sort of kudos for other non-information. I know what Andrew Fitton had for breakfast today but I can't reveal what it was.


Fair play.

Was it cheerios? He strikes me as a cheerios kinda guy.


Title: Investor
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 11:13:53
Definately Weetabix and a pint of Carling Black Label!  8)


Title: Investor
Post by: Tails on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 11:17:54
Quote from: "jayohaitchenn"
Definately Weetabix and a pint of Carling Black Label!  8)


Was that your brekfast?

Is the Carling instead of Milk? Taking the weetabix week to the extreme a bit isn't it?


Title: Investor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 11:22:31
It's none of the breakfast items mentioned in this thread


Title: Investor
Post by: Tails on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 11:33:53
I thought everyone knew what Fitton has for breakfast weeks ago?

I've heard that one of the investors sold his breakfast for a large sum.


Title: Investor
Post by: axs on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 11:34:44
Quote from: "wokinghamred"
Quote from: "axs"
me too, everyone knows now don't they?


Its not a name on this thread.


I didn't say it was!


Title: Investor
Post by: janaage on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 11:35:55
I haven't got a clue who it is tbh.  Not really that bothered about it, this has dragged on for far too long.


Title: Investor
Post by: pauld on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 12:24:13
Quote from: "Batch"
Quote from: "janaage"

PS - Is no one else even a little worried about tomorrow, the official deadline for the takeover to be completed?  I know I am.  I can't help but feel another "we're not quite there yet, should all be done by 31 Jan - don't worry" kind of statement will be released.


In a word yes. Though in the absence of bad news I am still strangely calm about the whole thing. Worried but calm.

It'll probably drag on into next week, just because we're Swindon and it always does. But strangely I've also picked up Batch's zen-like calm on it (well, zen-like for me anyway).

By the way surely this must qualify as most pointless thread of the week?


Title: Investor
Post by: Panda Paws on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 12:50:51
Quote from: "pauld"
Quote from: "Batch"
Quote from: "janaage"

PS - Is no one else even a little worried about tomorrow, the official deadline for the takeover to be completed?  I know I am.  I can't help but feel another "we're not quite there yet, should all be done by 31 Jan - don't worry" kind of statement will be released.


In a word yes. Though in the absence of bad news I am still strangely calm about the whole thing. Worried but calm.

It'll probably drag on into next week, just because we're Swindon and it always does. But strangely I've also picked up Batch's zen-like calm on it (well, zen-like for me anyway).

By the way surely this must qualify as most pointless thread of the week?


Not until I start the 'I don't know who the investor is and I don't care that much as long as he spends it all on us' thread.


Title: Investor
Post by: Luci on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 12:52:58
I see certain things as calming factors though;

Bidding for Cox
Acting on loan targets with the view the embargo will be lifted

Two things that wouldnt be happening if the takeover wasn't going to go through.


Title: Investor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 12:57:42
If Fitton et al want to takeover they'll make it happen. If they want to fanny around until the end of the month then Fitton is not as clever a businessman as he makes out to be.


Title: Investor
Post by: pauld on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 13:12:02
Quote from: "STFCLady"
I see certain things as calming factors though;

Bidding for Cox
Acting on loan targets with the view the embargo will be lifted

Two things that wouldnt be happening if the takeover wasn't going to go through.

Scented candles, they're supposed to be quite calming as well.


Title: Investor
Post by: redbullzeye on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 14:24:55
A couple of points about investors -
1. just because they are worth x billion doesn't guarentee much of it will head STFC's way
2. The last thing we want is names being released during the transfer window as we'll get mugged off by clubs upping the price on anyone we want to buy/loan.  
So I don't want to know his fecking name  :D


Title: Investor
Post by: thedarkprince on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 14:58:16
Quote from: "redbullzeye"
A couple of points about investors -
1. just because they are worth x billion doesn't guarentee much of it will head STFC's way
2. The last thing we want is names being released during the transfer window as we'll get mugged off by clubs upping the price on anyone we want to buy/loan.  
So I don't want to know his fecking name  :D



 :goodpost:


Title: Investor
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 15:16:02
Quote from: "redbullzeye"
A couple of points about investors -
1. just because they are worth x billion doesn't guarentee much of it will head STFC's way
2. The last thing we want is names being released during the transfer window as we'll get mugged off by clubs upping the price on anyone we want to buy/loan.  
So I don't want to know his fecking name  :D
Good point, but I still want to know who it is :mrgreen:


Title: Investor
Post by: newmarket red on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 15:24:52
I don't  believe there is anyone  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Investor
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 17:44:31
There is no Andrew Fitton


Title: Investor
Post by: newmarket red on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 18:44:30
Quote from: "STFC_Gazzza"
There is no Andrew Fitton
Is that you bob :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Investor
Post by: figgis on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 18:58:59
i might be wrong but a director of preston is a billionaire and they aint exactly banging on the doors of promotion.


Title: Investor
Post by: lebowski on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 20:24:05
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
Masiive players in Wilts mate, not the singers im afraid, im putting 2 and 2 together and getting 5 but something was said to me today that made me get to 5.  Who knows

didnt one of the gibb brothers get banged up a couple of years ago?


Title: Investor
Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, January 10, 2008, 23:12:41
Quote from: "figgis"
i might be wrong but a director of preston is a billionaire and they aint exactly banging on the doors of promotion.


Maybe not this season, but they've been in the playoffs the past two if my very poor memory serves me right.....

Point taken though.


Title: Investor
Post by: axs on Friday, January 11, 2008, 00:05:22
i went to one of the play off finals with a mate who's a PNE fan, got beat by west ham though. that was a few years ago mind. 2005? meh.


Title: Investor
Post by: pumbaa on Friday, January 11, 2008, 00:56:46
I just checked my facts, as my last post was purely from memory. Not a bad effort on my part, even if I was wrong.....

axs is right, they lost to West Ham in the 2005 playoff Final. They made the playoffs the following year, but didn't make the final. They just missed out on making the playoffs last season, having been there or thereabouts all season - finished 7th and missed out by one point.

Not exactly been knocking on the old promotion door at all really.....


Title: Investor
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, January 11, 2008, 00:57:55
i'd be absolutely thrilled to be in that position though.


Title: Investor
Post by: pumbaa on Friday, January 11, 2008, 01:02:12
Quote from: "sonic youth"
i'd be absolutely thrilled to be in that position though.


The only downside is that the wheels and the wagon are currently mutually exclusive - they're bottom of the Championship right now......

Ah well, who cares.....


Title: Investor
Post by: Sippo on Friday, January 11, 2008, 13:41:51
Sir Martyn Arbib it is then.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martyn_Arbib


Title: Investor
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, January 11, 2008, 13:43:02
Holy shit. He sold a company for a billion?  :mrgreen:   :D   :beers:


Title: Re: Investor
Post by: wokinghamred on Friday, January 11, 2008, 13:47:11
Quote from: "wokinghamred"
For the first time ever, I know something serious about the takeover that most people don't know.

I know, with absolute certainty, who one of the un-named investors, whose named has never been mentioned once, is.

Obviously I am sworn to total secrecy, so none of you bastards will ever believe me. However all I can say is that the guy sold his business for a massive amount of money and is minted on a scale that makes Edward Wray look poor.

This may be off no interest to any of you, but it makes me feel good that for once I know something!!


Damn - now you all know.


Title: Investor
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Friday, January 11, 2008, 14:03:39
see? you could have told us and looked like a know all. Now we dont know whether you knew or not!!!


Title: Investor
Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, January 11, 2008, 14:04:52
Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy"
see? you could have told us and looked like a know all. Now we dont know whether you knew or not!!!


Good point :)


Title: Investor
Post by: wokinghamred on Friday, January 11, 2008, 14:18:00
Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy"
see? you could have told us and looked like a know all. Now we dont know whether you knew or not!!!


True!


Title: Investor
Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, January 11, 2008, 14:29:04
So you could say 'he's got more money than you can shake a stick at!!'

Just imagine it, no more 'Baghdad' Bob Holt, Sandy' VAT' Gray, Diamond Mike and Andrew Andronikou.

It's going to be bliss.


Title: Investor
Post by: newmarket red on Saturday, January 12, 2008, 13:44:35
So whos the fourth investor anyone know? :P


Title: Investor
Post by: Summerof69 on Saturday, January 12, 2008, 13:48:45
We might find out on Tuesday.


Title: Investor
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Saturday, January 12, 2008, 19:07:19
In true wokinghamred style .... I know.   Mr. G. Head