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Title: Im depressed Post by: tans on Monday, January 7, 2008, 15:50:46 Just found out that I havent got a job that I have been acting up doing for the past 4 months. Absolutely gutted.
Somebody say something to make me laugh :( Title: Im depressed Post by: magic8ball on Monday, January 7, 2008, 15:52:38 Maurice Malpas?
Title: Im depressed Post by: janaage on Monday, January 7, 2008, 16:00:53 Tans, is your real name Dave Byrne or Adi Williams???
Title: Im depressed Post by: tans on Monday, January 7, 2008, 16:01:32 Unfortunately not Jan, however that did make me chuckle.
Title: Im depressed Post by: janaage on Monday, January 7, 2008, 16:04:45 Job's a good'un!!!!
Title: Im depressed Post by: flammableBen on Monday, January 7, 2008, 16:08:57 How do you swat 200 flies in one go?
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. Title: Im depressed Post by: fatbury on Monday, January 7, 2008, 16:09:11 Tans are you Malfoy??? He just did the Scotland Under 21s for 4 months and never got it.
If so dont worry cos theres always some idiot around the corner who will give you a job OH :wink: Title: Im depressed Post by: tans on Monday, January 7, 2008, 16:12:20 Quote from: "fatbury" Tans are you Malfoy??? He just did the Scotland Under 21s for 4 months and never got it. If so dont worry cos theres always some idiot around the corner who will give you a job OH :wink: I do have a job nobhead. Title: Im depressed Post by: fatbury on Monday, January 7, 2008, 16:13:18 oh well .. in that case I was right! :soapy tit wank: :wink:
Title: Im depressed Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, January 7, 2008, 16:15:19 This should cheer you up.
Clarkson - what a cock! TV presenter Jeremy Clarkson has lost money after publishing his bank details in his newspaper column. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7174760.stm Title: Re: Im depressed Post by: otanswell on Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:06:09 Quote from: "tans" Just found out that I havent got a job that I have been acting up doing for the past 4 months. Absolutely gutted. although were twins the same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago...expect i had been acting for 2 months...cunts. Title: Im depressed Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:09:49 what do you call a welshman with a stick up his ass?
a taffy apple!!! im here all week Title: Im depressed Post by: otanswell on Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:11:38 what do you call something red and slimy on a womans leg?
a homesick abortion... joke of the day at the vodafone call centre.. Title: Im depressed Post by: axs on Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:21:15 whats brown and taps at the window?
a baby in a microwave. Title: Im depressed Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:22:46 whats small and dead?
a dead baby!!! im here all week Title: Im depressed Post by: otanswell on Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:23:34 what do you call a lesbian pakistani?
mingeater. whats worse then leaving your kids with michael jackson? letting the mccanns take them on holiday. Title: Im depressed Post by: otanswell on Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:25:26 what do you call a lesbian pakistani?
mingeater. whats worse then leaving your kids with michael jackson? letting the mccanns take them on holiday. Title: Im depressed Post by: JPC82 on Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:26:18 i went shopping for a pair of those camouflage trousers yesterday,
but couldnt see any :D Title: Im depressed Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:26:38 what do you call an ugly korean?
yoo-ming ha !!!!!!!! im here all week Title: Im depressed Post by: Sussex on Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:32:10 Baby seal walks into a club...
Title: Im depressed Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 00:15:38 Quote from: "Sussex" Baby seal walks into a club... :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: That made i chuckle. Title: Im depressed Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 00:27:13 Barry chuckle?
Title: Im depressed Post by: tans on Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:19:00 Quote from: "Si Pie" Barry chuckle? Paul. Title: Im depressed Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:26:16 two bears in an airing cupboard
which ones in the army? the one on the tank Title: Im depressed Post by: Noel Gallagher on Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:30:12 How do you know you're at a gay picnic?
The Hot Dogs taste like shit. Title: Im depressed Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:33:08 Bloke walks into a Butchers:
Bloke: Where's your assistant? Butcher: I had to sack him. Bloke: Why? Butcher: Because he was sticking his dick in the Bacon slicer. Bloke: What? Butcher: Because he was sticking his dick in the Bacon slicer. Bloke: Shit, what happened to the Bacon slicer? Butcher: I sacked her n'all. BOOM BOOM Title: Im depressed Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 10:59:35 There's this scouser with a job...
Title: Im depressed Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 13:37:19 What do you call a scouser in a suit?
The defendent Title: Im depressed Post by: janaage on Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 14:00:23 What do you call a scouser in a suit?
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