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Title: Tescos Post by: tans on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 17:08:30 Is a bit shit isnt it. Went in there today with the Mrs and an old granny who must have been 80 odd and on her own on a mobility scooter 8) was struggling to pack her bags. Check out girl just sat there laughing at her :shock: .
Stupid bint. Mrs went and helped her in the end, i mean this old woman probably shagged her way through the war, cut her some slack!! I now make it my mission to help the elderly in need, you heard it here first!. :shock: Title: Tescos Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 17:09:28 Do you mean you're going to shag them through 2008 as well?
Title: Tescos Post by: axs on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 17:10:02 make reg some tea.
Title: Tescos Post by: lebowski on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 17:11:58 i helped an old lady carry a box out to her car the other day.
8) tans and lebowski: doing good deeds so that you dont have to. Title: Tescos Post by: axs on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 17:12:30 the community loves you both.
Title: Tescos Post by: tans on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 17:14:36 Quote from: "Si Pie" Do you mean you're going to shag them through 2008 as well? nowt wrong with older women Si 8) Title: Tescos Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 17:49:16 Blackcurrant is good at helping out little old ladies :D
Title: Tescos Post by: ronnie21 on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 18:04:46 Does this mean that you are going to help Fred cross the road then Tans? :old:
Title: Tescos Post by: tans on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 18:05:20 Its a possibilty, but doubtful i would think.
Title: Tescos Post by: ronnie21 on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 18:08:28 What, you might just push him into the middle and leave him??
Title: Tescos Post by: tans on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 18:26:30 Depends how pissed i am.
Title: Tescos Post by: larwood on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 18:42:16 Quote from: "STFCBird" Blackcurrant is good at helping out little old ladies :D :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Post the pic again!! What a hero Dave is 8) Title: Tescos Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 18:52:05 the people in my tesco'sion are too helpful I don't wanna converstation i just want you to scan my food so i can get the fuck out of here you low skilled gimp!!!!
Title: Tescos Post by: Sussex on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 18:54:17 This would never have happened at Waitrose. :D
Title: Tescos Post by: tans on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 18:56:25 Quote from: "Gazza's Fat Mate" the people in my tesco'sion are too helpful I don't wanna converstation i just want you to scan my food so i can get the fuck out of here you low skilled gimp!!!! Your lucky your checkout person speaks English then. Title: Tescos Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 18:58:26 Quote from: "larwood" Quote from: "STFCBird" Blackcurrant is good at helping out little old ladies :D :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Post the pic again!! What a hero Dave is 8) I would but it's on my laptop and I am being a lazy cunt :D tink it's on my facebook page Title: Tescos Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 19:02:49 i used to work in tesco.
joy Title: Tescos Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 19:06:57 Quote from: "SY" i used to work in tesco. joy I bought some thrush cream off you once when you worked there :oops: Title: Tescos Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 19:14:15 i'm pretty worried you remember that.
Title: Tescos Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 19:16:01 Quote from: "SY" i'm pretty worried you remember that. i remember coz I was so embarassed at being served by a bloke. I even had to make Sussex buy the vasline yesterday :oops: Title: Tescos Post by: Sussex on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 19:18:45 This is wrong.
Title: Tescos Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 19:20:14 Quote from: "Sussex" This is wrong. So was shouting "is this for doing you up the bum" in a busy tesco yesterday whilst holding the pot of vaseline :o Title: Tescos Post by: axs on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 19:20:55 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Sussex" This is wrong. So was shouting "is this for doing you up the bum" in tesco yesterday whilst holding the pot of vaseline :o :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Tescos Post by: JPC82 on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 19:27:54 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: love it sussex
Title: Tescos Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 19:29:23 i remember a couple buying vaseline and condoms once. they might have gone to buy a cucumber afterwards, i'm not sure.
Title: Tescos Post by: JPC82 on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 19:30:03 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Sussex" This is wrong. So was shouting "is this for doing you up the bum" in a busy tesco yesterday whilst holding the pot of vaseline :o and was it? :D Title: Tescos Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 19:30:52 Quote from: "SY" i remember a couple buying vaseline and condoms once. they might have gone to buy a cucumber afterwards, i'm not sure. We bought toblerone instead of cucumber Title: Tescos Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 19:31:29 Quote from: "Im_Mint" Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Sussex" This is wrong. So was shouting "is this for doing you up the bum" in a busy tesco yesterday whilst holding the pot of vaseline :o and was it? :D yes and fisting. Title: Tescos Post by: JPC82 on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 19:32:26 fair play :D
Title: Tescos Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 19:35:44 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "SY" i remember a couple buying vaseline and condoms once. they might have gone to buy a cucumber afterwards, i'm not sure. We bought toblerone instead of cucumber Title: Tescos Post by: Sussex on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 19:51:02 I'm a bit sore :(
Title: Tescos Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 21:42:51 Very noble of you tans.
I often help old folk out when on my round. We're all be old one day and need help. God this post is sounding serious. Title: Tescos Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, January 6, 2008, 23:42:42 Thank goodness you only deliver letters and don't write them Ralphy! :wink:
Title: Tescos Post by: Sippo on Monday, January 7, 2008, 08:21:25 Tesco's are selling easter eggs already. :-))(
Title: Tescos Post by: Lumps on Monday, January 7, 2008, 10:12:23 Quote from: "Malkmus" i remember a couple buying vaseline and condoms once. they might have gone to buy a cucumber afterwards, i'm not sure. You should have told them not to use them together (oil based lubricants will weaken latex and cause it to burst) and direct them towards the KY (water based and condom safe) instead. Title: Tescos Post by: red macca on Monday, January 7, 2008, 12:19:49 so why did your missus help and not you eh ?
fuck off tans Title: Tescos Post by: tans on Monday, January 7, 2008, 12:24:37 i was emptying the trolley macca.
fuck off :wink: Title: Tescos Post by: red macca on Monday, January 7, 2008, 12:27:05 You make me sick
Title: Tescos Post by: otanswell on Monday, January 7, 2008, 21:57:30 hes made me sick for 24 years of my life :mrgreen:
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