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This is my chance at the most pointless post of the day.....

Im sat with laptop on coffee table watching MOTD, I have always thought of OST posting in an attic hiding from his mrs

in my living room.

I rarely send mail but when I do I normally use the postbox at the end of Maidstone Road, the one on the corner with Hythe road, next to that odd looking old building which is apparently flats. Does anybody know what it was before flats?

i know the one you mean, i've posted stuff there before.

It's a good post box. I'd rate it 8/10.

not much capacity though, i'd mark it down for that.

The one on Vic Hill is great, a 9/10 for the pure reason you always pass the office workers (fit women) while posting

Asda is collected at 12.30 on a sunday, thats top marks

I did mark it down for that. It's why it only got 8.

I've never seen it overly full, and it's much nicer than the post box on bath road, the one near the corer with the top of eastcott road/hill. I'd only give that one a 5.

yes, the paints a bit flaky.

to the original question.lounge

the downstairs toilet

I often do an email while having a shit, is that what you mean?

Am also posting from my living room, watching MOTD. Just heard Trevor Benjamin 's left foot described as "cultured" :|

same as.and brez was too far off his line

   That used to be the Frome Hotel a pub....shame it got lost and turned into flats.....I did  know a bird who had one of those on the top floor quite nice for a single person....still got the scars from that one.

He was. And nobody closed the player down. oops.

Oh well done now, we weren't good enough for the win all over the pitch.

are there any women left in old town you haven't slept with?

  I know its  :oops: , but when peeps post up stuff....it reminds me.  

  Being a bit ancient,  there's been quite a bit of time spent pursuing birds.

you're aren't embarrased and nor should you be, i'm sure you and them all had fun.

  Fun is good .....unfortunately things don't always work out that way.

thanks for the praise.it means so much.
i hadn't noted the other mistakes that led to the goal.or the fact that we didn't deserve to win. so thanks pointing that out to me.i thought we had played great and dominated the game entirely.and thought it was made very difficult for the player to get the shot in,in the first place.my eyes must have deceived me.

i think si missed a comma out. :-))(

Reg is ac, I like his stories, I reckon its 30 + women at least but he is 50

that could be a new thread. how many women have you shagged in your life?
would get alot of liars i reckon

Does that feel better arriba?

 :mrgreen:

i have no idea, thats shocking

  Defuinitely the worst thing in the world...is when you find out you apparently have, but were so out of the head have no recall.

one cheap shot deserves another.
 :wink:

I had no idea what you were on about until I read axs' post below.

  Have you ever been unable to sleep, so tried counting sheep?   Try counting birds much more fun and works.

do people have sexual encounters and have no recolection of them afterwards?
i have had numerous pissed up regretfull incidents but unfortunatley i have remebered them.

I recall many women but woukd have to sit down and really think

like 'tenerife, pube in mouth next day, name unkown'

Its fucking wrong

 Alcohol is fine....i

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
scratched arse then sucked thumb like baby?

This is so wrong..... but kind of funny

 Yeah but pube in mouth is recall....even if you never got round to name.

  Try going for a picture of bird....I'm sure its in your head somewhere.

how many different discussions is that in one thread now? we could be on for a record!

I like ham lettuce and onion baguettes? is that anothet one SY?

but what dressing bushey?

yeah that sounds a little bland, needs something extra. i'd settle for mayo or salad cream.

did you know salad cream sales are down due to the increased popularity of mayo?
it is i tell thee

they have womens darts now.

what a world!

and football.whatever next, they may even get to vote.thats if there is a party worth voting for

the mind boggles.

No dressing, maybe a little bit of salt but hat will be it.  You need to try it, it rocks

33, bedroom and blt I think. Complicated thread  :?

33? you tart.

my middle name is carlito. whats yours?

everyone knows mine.

what like cheers in boston?

Maurice.

yes, thats why i like to come here.

One for every year. It's the rules.

only if you started when you were 1!

 :shock:

I have my own room but it's not in the attic :) It's on the ground floor at the front of the house. It's got lots of STFC/football/general memorabillia/junk in it. It's just a bit of a chill out room really.

Sussex is really 46, he just moistourises.

I'm currently at work :D

It's great, I don't have to share the office, I do fuck all for three hours, (Apart from send a couple of emails to my boss, so he knows I'm here) and then I get to finish early during the week :D

Doesn't Bushey sleep in his attic?  :o

Normally pass out in teh front room, its a fucking house si!

oh Mex its Thomas

I'm just bitter because I'm still living at home. Why oh why did I pass the opportunity to live with someone for reasonably cheap and is hardly ever there. Crazy stuff, although the fact that it was a girl did put me off a bit.

why you could of sniffed her knickers and drunkely tried it on

They don't like that, I learnt my lesson at uni.

You can go to sleep with a light on.......

why is my skanky boyfriend the only one that has posted how many bints he shagged?

well i havent a fucking clue

If only you were at the Vic on the 27th of December

me neither.

Know anyone who needs an IT assistant Mexi Poo?

I wasn't and I don't do whores, sorry Si pie  :mrgreen:

dunno.

my answer to the bint question is cant remember anyway probably 25 odd or something stupid, had far too many one nighters in the past  :oops:

its funny when they text you the day after you dont know who they are or you give them 2 quid to get the bus home the morning after  8)

 :D

try the argus, it has many subsidaries. one of them is the source brightons very own time out. i think they might be looking.

No Bennett didn't screw anyone inside the establishment (well not that I know of).

I was simply implying that we'd done the whole 'how many' game back then.

I think STFCLady won by a country mile.

that conversation also lead to a new subtitle for yours truly.

Cheers Mex, I'll have a look



Caravan shagging is for wimps  :wink:

i know you prefer in the great outdoors! :D

i'm having a`shit.

you saving it for space docking later?

I'll just lie in future. Would you rather have it that way? Spaz.

what?

i nearly broke my laptop when it came to wiping

no, just not plastered on a forum you know I read a long with some of my friends. Skank.

www.urbandictionary.com  :mrgreen:

thats fucking horrid!

wrong o so wrong

Blame Mex, he started it.

Lady won si  :shock:

what? the shitting in the vagina?

I could have made that bit up

I was gonna say she will kill you

why on earth would anyone want to shit in a vagina? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :shock:
or have their vagina shit in? :?

In my spare bedroom.

is that where u post or where u shit into vaginas?

Where I post i'm afraid.

Can't remember the last time i had any fanny in my flat. :soapy tit wank:  :(

just lure them with a promise that u will shit in their fanny, WOW im getting obsesses with this, i mite try it

was i the first to bring a bit of space docking to the attention of this forum?

aceness. at last something to tell the grandchildren.

To have grand children you first need to commit to a lady, then reproduce, sadly your commitment issues prevent this  :D

i dont have commitment issues. i dont commit.

:D

Or take a piss in a vagina?

To be fair Wolfbagging's far better anyway.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/jehst/desk100108.jpg

s'where i post from. mostly.

Fucking hell, that's tidy.

that's untidy by my standards.

you mentalist.

your curtains are horrible.

nice rug though.