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Title: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: DMR on Wednesday, December 26, 2007, 18:51:02 :shock:
Thats a bad way to go at this time of year, mauled to death by a tiger. Apparantly it's enclosure has a massive moat and a 5m fence.. odds on some dozy fucker leaving the gate open? Title: Re: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: jim on Wednesday, December 26, 2007, 19:07:33 Quote from: "DMR" :shock: Thats a bad way to go at this time of year, mauled to death by a tiger. Apparantly it's enclosure has a massive moat and a 5m fence.. odds on some dozy fucker leaving the gate open? Probably not a graduate, eh DMR :roll: Title: Re: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, December 26, 2007, 21:00:47 Quote from: "DMR" :shock: Thats a bad way to go at this time of year, mauled to death by a tiger. Apparantly it's enclosure has a massive moat and a 5m fence.. odds on some dozy fucker leaving the gate open? Yep, if only it had been April it wouldn't have been half as bad. Title: Re: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Wednesday, December 26, 2007, 21:11:08 Quote from: "OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR" Quote from: "DMR" :shock: Thats a bad way to go at this time of year, mauled to death by a tiger. Apparantly it's enclosure has a massive moat and a 5m fence.. odds on some dozy fucker leaving the gate open? Yep, if only it had been April it wouldn't have been half as bad. was thinking the same thing Title: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: Whits on Wednesday, December 26, 2007, 21:33:56 http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/12/26/tiger.attack/
fooking ell, its got history to, it attacked a keeper a few months back to! Title: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, December 26, 2007, 21:36:46 It ate my arm.
Title: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: neville w on Thursday, December 27, 2007, 12:50:51 Quote from: "Samdy Gray" It ate my arm. Arms - they're Grreeaatt!! Title: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, December 27, 2007, 12:53:38 Even though I've seen this on the news, for some reason every time I see this thread I think about Tiger Woods and imagine him living in a zoo.
Title: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Thursday, December 27, 2007, 16:44:47 poor tiger eating all those fat yanks won't do it's heart much good all that fat can't be heathly!!!!
although to be fair lets look at it from the tiger point of view if you had to spend all day being stared at by yanks wouldn't you wanna try and murder a few! from the tigers eyes all those yanks look like jumbo sized burgers hmmmmmmmmmm human Title: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, December 27, 2007, 17:07:37 Quote from: "Gazza's Fat Mate" poor tiger eating all those fat yanks won't do it's heart much good all that fat can't be heathly!!!! although to be fair lets look at it from the tiger point of view if you had to spend all day being stared at by yanks wouldn't you wanna try and murder a few! from the tigers eyes all those yanks look like jumbo sized burgers hmmmmmmmmmm human It sure wasn't healthy for the tiger, some cunt shot the poor thing.....typical yanks, shoot first ask questions later..... I've always wanted a pet tiger and a pet penguin. Somehow, I don't think thats an ideal combination in the 'lets all get along and live peacefully' stakes. Title: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: axs on Thursday, December 27, 2007, 17:11:12 female penguins have a very strong mothering nature and will adopt anything they can find so it might work with a tiger cub and an adult female penguin.
hope that helps. Title: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, December 27, 2007, 17:19:03 My mate always wanted a Siamese Fighting Fish for his tropical fish tank. He bought one and after a while it was the only fish left.
Title: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, December 27, 2007, 17:36:09 what about Marlborough penguins?
Title: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: axs on Thursday, December 27, 2007, 17:47:17 no, we get eaten by tiger(sharks)s.
Title: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, December 27, 2007, 21:06:09 Quote from: "axs" female penguins have a very strong mothering nature and will adopt anything they can find so it might work with a tiger cub and an adult female penguin. hope that helps. this is my new year's resolution. Title: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: neville w on Thursday, December 27, 2007, 21:07:57 Quote from: "pumbaa" Quote from: "Gazza's Fat Mate" poor tiger eating all those fat yanks won't do it's heart much good all that fat can't be heathly!!!! although to be fair lets look at it from the tiger point of view if you had to spend all day being stared at by yanks wouldn't you wanna try and murder a few! from the tigers eyes all those yanks look like jumbo sized burgers hmmmmmmmmmm human It sure wasn't healthy for the tiger, some cunt shot the poor thing.....typical yanks, shoot first ask questions later..... I've always wanted a pet tiger and a pet penguin. Somehow, I don't think thats an ideal combination in the 'lets all get along and live peacefully' stakes. What questions would you ask in that situation ? I'd think you'd be ok with the tiger/penguin combo, tigers don't eat penguins (they can't get the wrappers off) Title: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, December 27, 2007, 21:38:05 Quote from: "santa youth" Quote from: "axs" female penguins have a very strong mothering nature and will adopt anything they can find so it might work with a tiger cub and an adult female penguin. hope that helps. this is my new year's resolution. This is the next Disney/Pixar 3D animated cinema super blockbuster. Title: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, December 27, 2007, 23:45:24 Quote from: "neville w" Quote from: "pumbaa" Quote from: "Gazza's Fat Mate" poor tiger eating all those fat yanks won't do it's heart much good all that fat can't be heathly!!!! although to be fair lets look at it from the tiger point of view if you had to spend all day being stared at by yanks wouldn't you wanna try and murder a few! from the tigers eyes all those yanks look like jumbo sized burgers hmmmmmmmmmm human It sure wasn't healthy for the tiger, some cunt shot the poor thing.....typical yanks, shoot first ask questions later..... I've always wanted a pet tiger and a pet penguin. Somehow, I don't think thats an ideal combination in the 'lets all get along and live peacefully' stakes. What questions would you ask in that situation ? I'd think you'd be ok with the tiger/penguin combo, tigers don't eat penguins (they can't get the wrappers off) :groan1: So you reckon I'd be good to go then Nev????? Title: Tiger escapes from US zoo Post by: axs on Friday, December 28, 2007, 00:19:23 Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "santa youth" Quote from: "axs" female penguins have a very strong mothering nature and will adopt anything they can find so it might work with a tiger cub and an adult female penguin. hope that helps. this is my new year's resolution. This is the next Disney/Pixar 3D animated cinema super blockbuster. i want commission. |