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Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 19:25:26
Right chaps

Could anyone point me in the direction of a reliable "Man with a Van" to help me move on 4th January

Many thanks in advance


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 19:47:11
Call me tomorrow mate, I have a bloke who likes cash and has a transit, an ox as well and will help move you

Hes sound


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 19:51:29
coolio

cheers mate


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 19:59:16
Or you can hire a luton from m&s in cheney manor. I'll drive and help out.


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 20:02:36
are you moving yourself?

can't help with a van, we rented ours from target. a horse crashed into it

when you move, give me a shout and i'll help you out you big eppy


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: redbullzeye on Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 20:03:08
Fred - don't know anyone with a van but if you need a hand carting stuff, just give me a shout


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 20:07:33
and me.


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 20:36:49
i don't do lifting but i will offer my managmnet skills and generally movtivate the team to reach there goals. :D

ps if anyone breaks anything i can pursue a claim just wrapped one up some twaty mover dropped a pot which had a rare plant in it got the onwer a few grand for the plant, the cost of a new one and a grand for the ditress :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 20:39:07
Quote from: "Gazza's Fat Mate"
i don't do lifting but i will offer my managmnet skills and generally movtivate the team to reach there goals. :D

ps if anyone breaks anything i can pursue a claim just wrapped one up some twaty mover dropped a pot which had a rare plant in it got the onwer a few grand for the plant, the cost of a new one and a grand for the ditress :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Could somebody please translate?


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 20:50:59
I don't do lifting (I will not pick up move heavy objects) I will offer my managment skills and generally motoviate the team to reach their goals (I will shout buzz words and catchy managment jargon at the people working whilst doing fuck all but claim all the gorly when the job is done well)
 
ps if anyone breaks anthing I can pursue a claim (I deal in civil litigation for a living) I just wrapped one up (I just settled a claim) some twaty mover (a fat stuipd man who gets paid to mover things) dropped a pot which had a rare plant in it (I think that bit is explains it's self) I got the owner a few grand for the plant, the cost of a new plant and a grand for the disstress (I pursued a civil action for the owner of the plant and due to my work he was awared compensation which I made sure was over and above what he actully lost)

get it know?


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 21:29:04
Thank you ever so much everyone....................this is a massive help


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, December 19, 2007, 21:33:34
happy to give a hand for a few hours dependant on work fella.


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, December 28, 2007, 12:35:28
*BUMP*

For those of you that have offered to help on the 4th Jan, you have my eternal thanks, not to mention me owing you copious amounts of alcohol.

If you can still manage to give me a hand PM me and ill let you have the address etc

Cheers everyone


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, December 28, 2007, 14:28:16
I'm working, but I'll come round and help you drink copious amounts of cider if that's any consolation?


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, December 28, 2007, 14:34:47
Thats cool mate


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: STFCDude2 on Friday, December 28, 2007, 16:41:07
Quote from: "Gazza's Fat Mate"
I don't do lifting (I will not pick up move heavy objects) I will offer my managment skills and generally motoviate the team to reach their goals (I will shout buzz words and catchy managment jargon at the people working whilst doing fuck all but claim all the gorly when the job is done well)
 
ps if anyone breaks anthing I can pursue a claim (I deal in civil litigation for a living) I just wrapped one up (I just settled a claim) some twaty mover (a fat stuipd man who gets paid to mover things) dropped a pot which had a rare plant in it (I think that bit is explains it's self) I got the owner a few grand for the plant, the cost of a new plant and a grand for the disstress (I pursued a civil action for the owner of the plant and due to my work he was awared compensation which I made sure was over and above what he actully lost)

get it know?


Think I may actually pursue a claim against you for such terrible use of the english language!  The spelling is terrible, not to mention the grammar!


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, January 2, 2008, 10:37:00
Can someone give us a lift to pick up the luton?


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, January 2, 2008, 11:06:45
You picking it up Thursday or Friday?


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, January 2, 2008, 11:09:07
Ask the boss.


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, January 2, 2008, 11:11:48
Just waiting for confirmation we can pick it up tomorrow night


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, January 2, 2008, 11:39:27
If it's tomorrow night then I can give you a lift, just let me know what time.


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, January 3, 2008, 22:34:47
Still need help tomorrow? I'm not doing anything.


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, January 3, 2008, 22:36:35
Call me in day Andy - depends on work as having a bit of a busy perios at present but will try


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, January 3, 2008, 22:37:44
Don't think he'll be online Benjiamin, I popped round there earlier and everything was packed up. His TV was still on though, so knowing Fred the PC might still be up and running.


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, January 3, 2008, 22:38:33
I'll send him a text.


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: yeo on Thursday, January 3, 2008, 22:39:28
From what I can gather he has a few strapping chaps helping.Im giving him a hand and I have the strength of 5 men,im not sure if Im carrrying his Cider or his Porn.


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, January 3, 2008, 22:39:30
yeah i've got the day free. are we still going out later? i've run out of cash


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, January 3, 2008, 22:46:32
Fred's not out tomorrow night, he's got Jenna from 5pm.

I won't be out because I'm officially skint until next Friday.


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, January 3, 2008, 22:49:02
booooo.

nice of him to tell me anyway


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, January 3, 2008, 22:50:07
I would've been out, but Nickie neglected to hand her timesheet in at work last week, ergo she's not getting paid tomorrow  :x


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Sippo on Saturday, January 5, 2008, 13:34:20
That was eventful. I'll leave the details to fred, but all i'll say is boys lay off the beers!!  :mrgreen: Bastards.  :x


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, January 7, 2008, 19:04:42
Big up to Sippo, Bullzeye and Yeovil.

What can I say ?

I owe you all massively.

Thankyou for your patience, not only with the situation but also with a very stressed out yours truly.

You are all true freinds

Thankyou !!!!!


(oh and kids..................never try to deal with Estate Agents and Solicitors when you are pissed !!!)


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, January 7, 2008, 19:47:39
what happened?

apologies for my absence but i didn't hear from you so assumed i wasn't required :)


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Sippo on Monday, January 7, 2008, 19:55:36
He didn't get the keys til half past 3. Sat in the pub from 12.

As Yeovil said, I jinxed it.  8)


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: redbullzeye on Monday, January 7, 2008, 20:25:58
Quote from: "Malkmus"
what happened?



Some bellend of a solicitor somewhere down the cocking chain was being a complete dick and not getting the knobbing monies transferred quickly enough, the complete penis.

Hope you got your table in out of the rain Fred


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: Sippo on Monday, January 7, 2008, 20:27:53
Ha ha...yeovil fell on his arse carrying that down the alleyway!


Title: Man and a Van
Post by: redbullzeye on Monday, January 7, 2008, 20:41:39
Quote from: "Sippo"
Ha ha...yeovil fell on his arse carrying that down the alleyway!


... and then stamped crap all over Fred's carpet!!  Respect to the fella!