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Deep in the old County Ground,
Sat a man who was ugly and round,
Said "I know things look bleak,
but I'll be gone in a week,
with about 1.3 million pound".

what do we get for our trouble and pain?
just a rented room in Whalley Range

Ummm....I'm afraid I have nothing to offer you, but maybe a few minutes of not pressing F5?

There was once a Knight called Wills.
Who didn't know how to do deals.
So he said to his friend Mike.
Have a go if you like.
And so Mike ran off with the Bills*.

(*Money wouldn't rhyme)

i knew a young man from kent. his tool was extremely bent. to save himself trouble. he stuck it in double. so intead of comming. he went.

When Fitton does really arrive,
and the club will be sure to survive,
that fat fucking cunt,
thanks to a marvellous stunt,
can start to resurface his drive.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  Ace!!!

Just out of interest, what is this Diamandis driveway business about?

Into the depths of the criminal world
I followed her ...

Rumour has it that after the 3 amendments being put to Fitton on Saturday night, a message was put on his driveway with a road markings writer. The message was supposedly "Fuck off Diamandis".

Fucking fat Greek fucking cunt.
Cunting fat fucking Greej cunt.
Fat fucking fuck.
Fat cunting cunt.
Greek fucking fat fucking cunt.

There once was an old man called Bob,
Who thought he was great at his job,
said he should get an award,
for his work on the board,
not abused by a furious mob.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

There was a old woman called sandy
At accounting she was rather handy
She worked for a twat
Who bought shares for a laugh
Sadly she forgot the VAT

 :?

Since when did twat and laugh rhyme?!

or sandy and VAT?

And pretty girls make graves...

There was an old women called sandy,
whose maths weren't very handy,
I know it's not right,
but in a certain light,
shes worth a quick hand shandy.

(yes I'm fucking joking)

The takeover was due yesterday,
but the lawyers are being a bit gay,
if it isn't done soon,
I'm going to rip the fat controllers head off and shit down his throat.

(technically that doesn't rhyme and isn't a limerick either).

There was a man named Ady
Who happened to piss of Lady
He went out in Old Town
And acted a clown
He'll probably be back there on payday

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

:shock:

i knew a young lady from leicester
old mikey did try to molest her
he got quite a shock
when he pulled out his cock
and saw it had began to fester.

Its a freestyle limeric. I dont need to conform to your petty expectations of a limeric rhyming. I'm the free thinking maverick of poetry

Or maybe it was just shit.

I know of a cunt who's a greek,
He's fucking people off as I speak,
We thought he would go,
He won't though you know,
He'll still be here next week...............

And the week after....................

And the week after..................

And the week after................................

Inspired  8)  8)  8)

The once was a cunt called Sir Seton
Who was in for one hell of a beating (bear with me here...)
Along with his mate
The Greek we all hate
For fucking up our club and basically being a pair of theives who i would wish nothing less than Aids (the bad kind) on, and their families as well.

Erm, i kinda lost my train of thought...

Fuck Off Diamandis
Or you'll soon have found
What your
House will look like
When it's
Burnt to the ground...

Not quite a limerick, but a nice take on a classic nonetheless.

There is a gay mod called S.Y.
who's rather too fond of Si Pie
He also likes Mex
(who's obsessed with sex)
and Bushey - he's 3 feet high

I once new a lovely young hooker
She was more than a bit of a looker
S.T.F.C got me mad
So I took it out on her bad
And I buried her mangled corpse in the woods.