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just got in

been on the UG all fucking day it seems, and cant be arsed to read everything

can someone give me an update please

things probably going well, just read the adver article, nothing else has really happened. lots of rumours about tomorrow being the day.

http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=25736&highlight=

Fitton might be in charge from tomorrow.

Did I just say that. (Note to self, optimism may lead to huge dissapointment)

A good possibility that Fitton will sign tomorrow
New cheif exec being shown around the CC yesterday
Brentford chief exec resigned - 2+2 = 5 ???
Whispers that Ling will be appointed manager
Unlikely to sell our 'star' kids if the deal goes thru

Think thats the main points    :scribe:

Thanks lads

ahem ... and lasses   :soapy tit wank:

don't say that, now Fatbury will be after you.

sorry Red Army

didnt realise

 :oops:

Not if he saw me he wouldnt !

Hey Fred - No worries - Girls just arent into footi eh ?!?? :beers:

well post a picture and lets see what his reaction is.

  Easily done....somehow red army conjures up an image of goosestepping troops in Red Square parading past the apparently, pickled in formaldehyde, party apparatchiks stood outside the Kremlin wearing Fred style hats.

  Followed by a vast array of penis substitute, rocketry, tanks and other military hardwear.  Not a handbag or a bit of lippy in sight.

I think not axs  :D   !!

Let just continue with me being one of the lads  :beers:

Red Army.................DONT

AXS ....................look what happened last time !!!

Gotta hand it to ya Fred, youv'e got the gift!

yes, thats exactly what sprang to mind.

it entertained us for days! and her mum!

I think a lot of the ladies on here might dissagree with you on that point hun

Reg - WOT the ????      I have trouble understanding it let alone commenting !!

One thing I can assure you is that there is definately no handbag (at football anyway !) and definately no lippy ...

For the purposes of this forum, I'll be one of the lads  :wink:

it was a reference to the russian army. everyone knows that, jeesh :-))(

good for you mate

its toni!!!!

DOH !!  Shud 'ave know that !!

Back to footi, anything new - someone must know something surely ?!? :?

can we get fB to do one of his name change things so whenever toni is typed is comes up as something else?

I have to say that I think toni has left the building

does not even use her ST anymore

If you're thinking I'm Toni - You're way off .....

you know her then ?

Banbury on thisis seems positive, if that's anything to go by.

No.  Just thought I would clear that up ......  
But as you've asked, sort of, who is she??   Or dont I want to know ??

you dont want to know

Fair enough.

I'm signing off lads

Have a good evening and lets hope we will be talking about the takeover actually having happened tomorrow

 :D

Fucking hell, some random chick (No offence Red Army), turns up from out of the blue and all of a sudden the entire future / demise of STFC is no longer top of the agenda!!!

TUT TUT TUT

red_army,  Are you carly of thisis?

No, sorry.

i wonder if she killed herself.

i also have it on good authority that should the takeover be completed, diamandis' corpse will be strung upside down from the roof of the town end.

uggh. that'd block my view. can't you do it from the Arkells?

random place to post this but has the TEFs registered users just gone down by about a thousand? i'm sure it used to be over 2000 a few days ago, it's at 1200 now?

i found a very useful tool to mass delete accounts, so i purged all the spambots.

so no more amusing porn site members with interests as 'gardening and boxing' then?

CORRECTION, GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS

Corrn: My wife points out that she always wears lippy under her flash burn face mask and her tank has one of those hook things to hang her handbag on whilst she is driving.

Good news: Her friend's sister in Satellite Surveillance & Line Tapping just overheard a conference call stating that the Fitton Black Ray outfit is ready to fire and will remove the existing leadership. Complete takeover of the reds is scheduled for 13.00 tomorrow.

Bad news: Due to a misunderstanding of the above and the current state of political high tension, a pre-emptive strike has been ordered launching all available ICBM's towards the west.

You have four minutes. Enjoy.

  Oohh birds in tanks......got to be some Russian  :porn:  where Svetlana gets up to no good with a T 34 gear stick.

  I'm off to wrap myself in aluminium foil and sit under the table.