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is that better? ego fed?

so what are you doing for Christmas Oevil and what's on your list?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/robus1971/me.jpg

are these your special years?

when a double glazing saleman comes round do you get excited about the licking capacity available?

Crikey, that's a smooth clean up job.

(I've missed the point again, I know it)

whats a clean up job?

:shrug:

I thought this thread went to two pages and a mod had deleted some posts.

er, no. i created it and there have been 7 posts.

Sorry Andrew, I got confused.  :D

Go to bed Paul !!!!!!!!!!!

oh ...................... and stop taking drugs

Balls to that, I've got a film to watch.

don't call me that! you are not my father and you wouldn't want to be! Andy Andy Andy!!!!

rant over.

And I don't take drugs Mr Tuck.

Why not ?

What the fuck is up with you ????

Fucking lightweight

Did the sick way it was intended get lost on you?  :D

i don't take drugs either, don't interest me. i don't preach to those that do but i just don't like them.

evidently!

Nor me.

I would,but I never go out anymore 8)

you drink and smoke. i do neither.

i'm cool 8)







who am i kidding  :emo:

i don't care if i'm uncool, i have fun a lot of the time  8)

I take drugs

am I uncool ?

Drugs can be fun at times, in moderation.

we're over 21, we're all uncool.

Never a truer word said, its when you hit 27 your really old!!

i'm not over 21!

Fuck that reminds me that i'm 23 soon

how do you know my age?!

:D I didnt, fuck me you look about 12!

Fuck that

I'm 44 and I tell myself I'm cool every time I have an involuntary muscle spasm !!!!

happened on the train on the way home last week, I was really tired and had had a shit day.

Ive had a couple of beers on the way home and all of a sudden my right arm just twitches and flicks out straight and I aint got no control over it.

Im sat next to a bloke at the time but the lady across the aisle notices and says " are you ok ?"

I smiles and says "it's ok I do it all the time, I can be a bit or a retard sometimes"

She says "why whats up ?"

I says " Im 35, and just been diagnosed with epilepsy, I may joke about it but I'm gutted really"

She says "Oh god, how awful for you how are you coping ?"

I says "it's hard hun, I am on my own, work really long hours and really find it difficult to share what is going on with me at the moment"

she says "would you like to talk ?"

I says "that would be ace................fancy a drink ?"







et voila

How old was she Fred?

28

i swear you are some kind of unsubtle genius.

thank you, most people think i'm in my 30's.

35 then.

Still fair play, getting more than any of us it would seem.

you're forgetting the rule of three.

I told her I was 35

she was late 20's

If I woulds have said I am 44 she would have said

"fuck off you old perve"      to which I would have replied...............

"yeah..............fair shout love"

i think you can be cool until about 23. but 24/25 sounds like adulthood. adults cannot be cool. then it's about being smart and sophisticated. thankfully i've still got a couple of years of coolness.

the most important thing is to understand that if you are male and over the age of 23 you are not cool. you may be many things to many people, but cool won't be one of them.

Ive never really been very cool and im deffinitly not smart or sophisticated.

I was watching telly the other day and they had one of those adverts for over 50's life insurance and I has a serious moment of reckoning when I realsied im closer to 50 than I am 20.Frightening stuff.

Some things can only come with age. You're obviously a long way behind in this department Boeta. Not having a dig, but that's a very blinkered view on life.

seasick steve is the coolest man i know of and he's about 100.

get that in your mouth.

Is that the guy who was on the Jules Holland show last new year?

yes.

seasick steve (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNoPNC3ebYQ)

You've just completely destroyed the small amount of soul I had left this week.

Yes I saw this. You're right he is cool, and about a hundred.

  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

tom waits is cool as fuck.

morrissey is cool as fuck.

thurston moore is cool as fuck.


stuff that in your pipe and smoke it!

Big up on the waits love Sonic.

Yeah he's cool, thus blowing Boeta's theory completely out the water.

boeta is wrong anyway.
how many cool blokes are there over the age he stated?
fuck me where do you start.
jack nicholson is cool as fuck and is fucking old.the list is endless

Wow Boeta, you're the coolest.

Can you teach me how to be cool please?

 I know the feeling being closer to 50 than 20.....I've never been cool. nor smart and sophisticated.

:fishing:

wow that worked quite well.

Backtracking rules.

haha if it makes you feel better sussex

well, being a bit of a cunt and 36 i couldnt give a fuck whats cool. but i bet im getting more women and better looking women than you. you black-hating cunt.

Buying a pair of trainers,deciding you dont like them,giving them to a German Big Issue seller then buying another pair is pretty cool in my book!

Fucking right on

Morrissey is not cool. He is a self obsessed camp mouthy twat with a racist streak a foot wide. I'll grant you that in his time he has produced some works of genius, but then so did TS Elliot. It didn't stop him being a nazi sympathising dick.

I know as one of his acolytes you're going to argue the whole thing is a stitch up, but this is about the third time comments of this type have been attributed to the man, and each time he's threatened to sue, and he never has.

Why would that be do you think? The articles always give direct quotes. Do you think those quotes might be on tape somewhere? I do. I can't see IPC magazines being prepared to print them otherwise.

classic comments mex and fred - top work boys.

Tom Waits... "The Piano has been drinking". Same guy? If so then  8)  8)  8)

you're in with them aren't you?  :x  :x

probably need to explain this seeing as it looks like i need an interpreter on this board...

i'm continually staggered about how seriously people take themselves on here