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Tell your most randomist facts here....

mine is....A ripe cranberry will bounce.

Meth-amphetamines, commonly known in Thailand as Yabba. Was originally developed by Hitler during WWII to make his troops perform better, and therefore is also called "Nazi speed" in America.

OK more cranberry related randomness.

Did you know cranberry's generally aren't picked, but are grown in fields that are surrounded by dams. When the fruit is ripe the fields are flooded and they float to the surface of the water where they're scooped up.

Seems a mad way to go about things but that's Americans for you. You'd have thought they'd have enough cheap migrant labour in the states to pick the things by hand.

When you look at your fuel gauge in your car, the way the handle points on the picture of a fuel pump is the side of the car you fill up!

You got that email as well then  :D

Is Yabba still a big problem out there fella?

 :shock: I'll have to check that out..

I have fuel caps on both sides of my car!!!! :mrgreen:

Thats wrong. My point is on the left and points left, yet my fuel cap is on the right.

Not about cranberries but Brian Clough - scored 267 goals in 296 club appearances - that's bloody amazing :shock:

It is cheap and readilly available, so no problem whatsoever  :wink:  :wink:  :wink: .

Seriously though, yes it is a problem. It is also shit and highly overated and I refuse the stuff even if offered to me for nothing.

When young and impoverished, Pablo Picasso kept warm by burning his own paintings

WD-40 got its name because there were forty attempts needed before its successful creation. The WD in WD-40 stands for Water Displacer

late autumn is the best time to dig a shallow grave

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

So would an Odontophobist be afraid of their own teeth?

In Arkansas a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month!

Thats shocking, why only the once :D

You raise a good point!

A coward was originally a boy who took care of cows

England is smaller than New England

The average woman’s thighs are 1.5 times larger in circumference than the average man’s.

36th american president lydon b. johnson was nicknamed "bull nuts", due to him having enormous testicles.

i'm going to a wedding in arkansas.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the medical term for a fear of long words.

Now that truly is ironic!

Super Glue was originally invented to stick broken soldiers back together again (Vietnam war)

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Grow A Penis is an anagram of Spiro Agnew

 :o  One of my ex boyfriends lives in Little Rock... now i know why he wants me to go there!

It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises, the stupidest law ever!

A piece of string is twice as long as half a piece.

If you are totally shit at your job, but happen to be the manager of the England football team, you can get millions of pounds for fucking up!

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FUCK ALL - RETARD!

My left testicle hangs lower than my right testicle!

that's where the wedding i'm going to is. i hope i'm not going to your ex's wedding  :shock:

i'm the other way round.

I wonder what Busheys are like?

How many more goals are required to spare his blushes?

 :D  i did wonder... I know a few people there actually... not someone called Sarra is it?

He's got 6 so far. 11 to go hahahaha, no chance.

I too am a lefty hanger!  :D

and me

I also heard that he never got called an asshole. Confirm?

Have you ever met anybody that called Picasso an arsehole?

:D

Not in New York