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Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, November 30, 2007, 01:13:59
I'm not talking about the obvious ones which are likely to happen, I'm going for the random ones which will almost definately not happen but would be ace.

I'm going for our friend Mr. Stefani Miglioranzi. He's the last town player who I've seen being comfortable with playing any position, which shows he has a proper understanding of the game.

Downside is that his contacts in America wouldn't mean much. I think that their draft system means everybody has a fee.


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: yeo on Friday, November 30, 2007, 01:17:44
Anna Friel would be good.


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: yeo on Friday, November 30, 2007, 01:19:06
Or Brucie


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, November 30, 2007, 08:52:39
Gordon Ramsey you fucking waste of space cunt

 :mrgreen:


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Friday, November 30, 2007, 08:55:23
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Gordon Ramsey you fucking waste of space cunt

 :mrgreen:
Played for Rangers youths as well :mrgreen:


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Friday, November 30, 2007, 08:56:27
Plus ... the half-time pies would improve!


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: janaage on Friday, November 30, 2007, 09:04:37
Let's bring Jossy out of retirement from class 80's kids tv programme "Jossy's Giants".  Would be good to have a pink away kit, they managed to turn over the Italians whilst wearing that kit.

"There go Jossy's Giants, football's just a branch of science...."


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Sippo on Friday, November 30, 2007, 09:08:00
Big Bird


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Friday, November 30, 2007, 09:08:20
think we shoudl get the guy from the "Renford Rejects" also stars in some newspapers adverts about their great sports section :|


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, November 30, 2007, 09:09:45
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Gordon Ramsey you fucking waste of space cunt

 :mrgreen:


i'd second that.

be great tv for a fly on the wall documentry.


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, November 30, 2007, 09:11:54
Vinny Jones from Mean Machine as player manager.


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: The Therapist on Friday, November 30, 2007, 09:27:09
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Vinny Jones from Mean Machine as player manager.
that would be class but i reckon Gordon Ramsey as well! would be brilliant! i would love to here him rip the team apart at half time!


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: janaage on Friday, November 30, 2007, 09:33:58
Nice to see the vast majority support the appointment of another Scot, even if he is 'gers hun!


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, November 30, 2007, 09:43:10
Jean-Luc Picard.


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, November 30, 2007, 09:44:17
Chewbacca.


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Luci on Friday, November 30, 2007, 09:45:23
Zippee from Rainbow.


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Miles Mayhem on Friday, November 30, 2007, 11:41:40
Ming the Merciless


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: McLovin on Friday, November 30, 2007, 12:18:14
Barry Bulsara


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: tans on Friday, November 30, 2007, 12:55:54
Lewis Tully from Ghostbusters  8)


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, November 30, 2007, 12:56:39
Charlie Chaplin


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Dazzza on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:12:26
Carlos Valderama


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Foggy on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:28:30
Basil Brush


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:30:59
The Stig from TopGear :mrgreen:


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Sussex on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:32:35
Dog the bounty hunter.


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: fatbury on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:33:16
Dr Who


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: STFC4LIFE on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:35:48
Keith Chegwin


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:39:02
duncan banatyne


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: lebowski on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:40:00
http://www.hotmoviequotes.com/images/gallery/walters-piece_250x187.jpg

walter sobchak.

a disciplinarian who once served in 'nam.

i would love to see him pull his piece out on the touchline.

only problem is he doesn't do anything on shabbas.


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Tails on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:41:09
Jonathan Ross


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Power to people on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:43:28
Abi Titmuss


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: janaage on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:43:54
Bring back Barry Hunter, if we can't afford Jossy.  I miss his perm!


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Batch on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:45:15
Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy"
The Stig from TopGear :mrgreen:


 :dead:


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Peter Venkman on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:49:45
Cheri Lunghi ... she did a great job getting a poor second division team up to the top division, I know shes been out of football for 17 yearsI think she could do a great job  :soapy tit wank:

http://www.tv.com/the-manageress/show/8075/summary.html


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:50:28
Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry

Do you feel lucky? PUNK!?


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: cib on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:52:42
Chuck Norris


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:56:54
Christopher Biggins


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:57:09
Prince Harry.

Think of the publicity guys!


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: redbullzeye on Friday, November 30, 2007, 13:59:33
Bob from Emmerdale :wink:


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, November 30, 2007, 14:00:40
Quote from: "redbullzeye"
Bob from Emmerdale :wink:


Yeay!  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Foggy on Friday, November 30, 2007, 14:13:03
Girls aloud


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, November 30, 2007, 14:43:46
Captain Planet


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: janaage on Friday, November 30, 2007, 14:48:59
I would have thought that our resident german friend would have suggested Maximillian I or Charles V.


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: fatbury on Friday, November 30, 2007, 14:51:31
just thought of another .. Dev from the Corner Shop in Corrie


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: dell boy on Friday, November 30, 2007, 14:53:00
Suetonius


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Gelbfüßler on Friday, November 30, 2007, 15:01:20
Adam and Duncan Jones

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42544000/jpg/_42544035_jones_props203.jpg


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: janaage on Friday, November 30, 2007, 15:16:54
Quote from: "fatbury"
just thought of another .. Dev from the Corner Shop in Corrie


For the first time ever

  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Good one Fatbury.  Dev being manager would be class.


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Power to people on Friday, November 30, 2007, 15:20:47
Ant & Dec


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: bashful01 on Friday, November 30, 2007, 15:22:55
Hinge & Bracket


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Friday, November 30, 2007, 15:28:10
http://www.afiwi.com/images/gallery/nbeaton.gif

Norman Beaton, or Desmond. He could bring Matthew, Pork Pie and Lee in as his backroom staff.


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, November 30, 2007, 15:30:06
Quote from: "jayohaitchenn"
Jean-Luc Picard.


of the U.S.S. Enterprise (http://picard.ytmnd.com/).


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Friday, November 30, 2007, 16:54:52
Quote from: "ibelieveinmrreeves"
http://www.afiwi.com/images/gallery/nbeaton.gif

Norman Beaton, or Desmond. He could bring Matthew, Pork Pie and Lee in as his backroom staff.
:thumbs:


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: jimbob on Friday, November 30, 2007, 18:18:10
arthur fowler


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, November 30, 2007, 18:27:12
Quote from: "jimbob"
arthur fowler


Jimbob you fucking idiot! Arthur Fowler is dead!


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: jimbob on Friday, November 30, 2007, 18:28:32
silly old me eh  :wink:


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, November 30, 2007, 22:48:10
Tim Henman


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: lebowski on Friday, November 30, 2007, 22:48:53
how about reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeves?


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: magic8ball on Friday, November 30, 2007, 22:48:59
Eric Bristow


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: yeo on Friday, November 30, 2007, 23:24:44
The best thing about this thread is Flammable was originally all  "Football/Boardroom"  yet the replies have been very "General Discussion"

The TEF has out Benned Ben 8)


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Saturday, December 1, 2007, 10:40:00
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Tim Henman
No way!!! he is a scummer! Plus we will end up just bottling it ust as we are poised to win!!!


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: tans on Saturday, December 1, 2007, 11:15:52
Hacksaw Jim Duggan - could smack the fuckers with that bit of 2x4.

HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: lebowski on Saturday, December 1, 2007, 11:49:52
the hacksaw would be a superb appointment

usa usa usa


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Saturday, December 1, 2007, 12:07:01
Currently The Undertaker would be more suited?


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: adje on Saturday, December 1, 2007, 19:16:53
Tom Waits


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: sonic youth on Saturday, December 1, 2007, 20:30:40
that would make for some interesting post match interviews.

"so then tom, you've picked up an important three points away at carlisle tonight - what are your thoughts?"

"mumble grumble incoherent nonsense"


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: adje on Saturday, December 1, 2007, 20:58:03
"the piano has been drinking ,not me"


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, December 1, 2007, 21:03:40
gandalf would get us in the prem!


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: sonic youth on Saturday, December 1, 2007, 21:06:22
The piano has been drinking
My defence is asleep
The loanee went back to Man U
The keeper has to take a leak
the pitch needs a haircut
And the set pieces look just like a prison break
And the boardroom's out of caviar
As usual the directors on the make
And the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Lumps on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 10:56:34
Quote from: "ibelieveinmrreeves"
http://www.afiwi.com/images/gallery/nbeaton.gif

Norman Beaton, or Desmond. He could bring Matthew, Pork Pie and Lee in as his backroom staff.


Are we allowed dead people?


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Lumps on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 10:58:05
Quote from: "sonic youth"
that would make for some interesting post match interviews.

"so then tom, you've picked up an important three points away at carlisle tonight - what are your thoughts?"

"mumble grumble incoherent nonsense"



back to the days of andy king


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 2, 2007, 10:58:10
The crazy old guy in the blue shirt that danced a lot in the GW Bar.

He can throw some serious shapes. I bet he can get the best out of Blair Sturrock.


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: neville w on Monday, December 3, 2007, 10:19:01
Quote from: "Dazzza"
Carlos Valderama


Too busy on Countdown.


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, December 3, 2007, 10:29:16
Ricky Shakes - Player/manager.


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, December 3, 2007, 10:30:12
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Quote from: "jayohaitchenn"
Jean-Luc Picard.


of the U.S.S. Enterprise (http://picard.ytmnd.com/).


There's a full blown animation of that 'song'.

It's like the Badger, Badger, Badger tune. It has charm, in a "i've got loads of time on my hands and laughed all the way through the making of this" way.

Animation (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/179616)

Original (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4327822273611416271)


Title: Best random manager we could have...
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, December 3, 2007, 11:24:00
kuze from the ektos sound system