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I got a date tonight with someone I met on the train this morning

WOOT WOOT !!!!

Going to take her to the Mad Bishop at Paddington

Classy eh ?

how did you do that you dirty dog?!

I thought you were taking me out tonight? How could you do this to me? I'd got a new dress and everything.

remmber ro strap up! :old:

Have you touched her up yet Fred?

Did you ask her out? If you did thats cool - Boys never ask girls out any more

bit of good old fashioned romance never hurt anyone!

If i know Fred like i do, it's not romance he's after :grin:

Sorry to be a bit obtuse Fred but I thought you were married?

nope

she asked me what train I was getting back and when I told her she asked if I could delay it as she would love to have a drink together

 8)

YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Have a lovely time Fred!

How old roughly do you reckon? Good looking? Married?

not any more mate

I see. In that case slap it up the dirtbox me old mate.

Euggh old people sex  :wink:

32

separated

fucking gorgeous

only disadvantage is she is a sweaty

Have you no standards man?  :fatbury:  :wink:

I wouldnt do it up the Gary Glitter on the first date

Im a gentleman

Ha Ha I know what that means!

sweaty sock = Jock - Sam Parkin learned me that!  :D

Scottish NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Only joking, I love the accent.

You're a right name dropper aren't you.  :D

at least come on her tits then

accents dont come into it mate

she wont be able to talk mith my cock shoved down her throat will she

 :wink:

Good lad! We await the stories.

I suppose I have mentioned his name twice in two days now!

I do apologise Ralphy  :P  your such a bum face!

Oh just don't show her your dance moves just yet.... :wink:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

A bum face?!

Not really- it's only Sam Parkin over and over again  :D

Fred how big are the toilets in that pub youre going to??

The disabled ones are massive, I fancy shagging on the train though

Shag her in the disabled toilets on the train.

Not getting too ahead of yourself or anything?  :mrgreen:

Im going to get her lashed

 :mrgreen:

Meh!

She's probably a spy hired by our new friend MLone to track you down and pump you for the secrets of the TEF.

You can let her pump you if you like just keep your mouth shut!  :D

*thrust*

we're gonna raid the boardroom UUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH




no, can't see it  :|

I've never had sex on a train.

Thanks for listening.

Thats a positive! If only my missus had a scottish accent!!! :thumbs:

2 in 5 days?!?!

You, Fred Elliot, are a slut!

:mrgreen:

It's like being 21 again !!

i wish i could get 2 in 5 days when i was 21.

I don't think i got 2 in 5 years when i was 21...

Is this years of age or stone?

2 in 5 hours is a record I once heard of, good luck Fred you deserve some luck

Fair play Fred.....I wouldn't mention this place though, because if she registers out of idle curiosity, her notions of a romantic date with an old skool gent are likely to be shattered.

Outrageous. You should be concentrating on protesting rather than getting your end away. Cunt.

Some people lack the passion............................

Remember Fred, If it dont fit, Don't force it ! :wink:

But also remember, it'll stretch a mile before it'll tear an inch !

Fred not back? Smoooth Criminal

Dirty dog more like....

Dirty Criminal Dog. He's as bad as Gypsies and Asylum Seekers. I'm writing to the Daily Mail.

He probably locked in a train toilet somewhere having a wank

Locked in a train toilet on a locked train in a depot in Bristol after he missed his stop.

coz he was having a wank?  :D

He's an old man, it probably takes a while.

 Fred's a spring chicken......I was surprised that Milan Mandaric is 69

Have I missed something Reg? Has Milan Mandaric been involved in some crazy sex scandals? It's gone over my head I have to say.

Otherwise, it's not like you to make completely random comments. Does MM look like Fred?

 Nah.....football corruption and false accounting, allegedly.

Are you claiming that Fred's been stealing money from the trust? We really don't want to go there again.

I don't normally put disclaimers on my posts, and I'm not going to this time. But that's only because I live on the edge but like the balance of a possible disclaimer edging the right way.

How else is he plying this tart with enough booze to get his end away??

I wonder if he'll put a picture of her tits on his happy wall?

 Think it was Jimmy claimed PaulD had been nicking money from the Trust....and rightly ended up in the legal doo doos.  So changed his name to Dachauer.

Aye Reg. I was a lurker back in the days of the old thisis forum. I was a lurker back in the days when you selected posts down some frame going down on the left. Sometimes anyway.

Happy days

The tef started and all the people I liked reading started posting on it so I stopped lurking and decided I should get involved.

 People are still a bit harsh to newbies on here though. I think some of the old school forget how difficult it is to start posting from scratch on an internet forum where all you've got going for personality is your avatar.

I think we should be nicer to new people. And let us not have a Toni incident again. She was only looking for attention and if you'd all ignored her she could have become a good member. Lady and Birdy did manage to prove the stereotypical girly bitchiness which was quite satisfying.

What Ben said.

I'm back

got stood up

I am a stupid cunt for not asking for her number and she did not ask for mine

Ah well


need to be in Daggers for 7.30 so a 5.30 train for me

night all


Oh ........................ and the house move has gone to ratshit as well

ill tell all tomorrow

i got dragged in by means of his late night threads. its all his fault.

Boo, I was going to offer to help you move. Not only as a mate, but for £100.

Sorry to hear that Fred. You never know, you might see her again if you're on the same train often enough!