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Title: Bob Holt
Post by: red macca on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 14:06:18
Mentioned today that he has received a few joke job applications as per usual.

I was not fucking joking Bob :twisted:


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 14:14:52
I've applied. I used to be great at FM, so would clearly be qualified to take us to the champions league.

My only condition is that they allow me to sell everyone so i can buy Freddy Guarin and a shed load of cheap Greek, Polish and Brazilian talent. I'd have us profitable in no time.


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: thepeoplesgame on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 14:18:14
Quote from: "Barry Scott"
My only condition is that they allow me to sell everyone


Can't see our board standing in your way there!


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 14:18:43
I see Fatbury's applied..

Quote
There are ones from people saying they have managed an under 14s team and things like that.


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: red macca on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 14:22:20
That was me  :D


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 14:51:17
wasnt me .. my application had from Under 9s to Under 16s on it

I ALWAYS apply  - well you never know!


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: Colin Todd on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 14:52:03
Quote from: "fatbury"
wasnt me .. my application had from Under 9s to Under 16s on it

I ALWAYS apply  - well you never know!


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  you twat  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 15:07:53
Bob probably thinks applications from the likes of Nijholt are a joke and would probably employ Fatbury or DV. Wouldn't surprise me  :mrgreen:


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 15:10:14
It'd be good if we had a chairman like Steve Gibson who'd actually see the funny side of it and play along. These cunts'll just throw them in the bin though.


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: DV on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 18:39:30
Quote from: "Iffy's Onion Bhaji"
Bob probably thinks applications from the likes of Nijholt are a joke and would probably employ Fatbury or DV. Wouldn't surprise me  :mrgreen:


at least i wouldnt fuck off after a year for more money!!


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 18:44:12
Quote from: "fatbury"
wasnt me .. my application had from Under 9s to Under 16s on it

I ALWAYS apply  - well you never know!


Imagine fatbury on the touchline! soapy tit wank


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 18:45:37
Quote from: "DV"
Quote from: "Iffy's Onion Bhaji"
Bob probably thinks applications from the likes of Nijholt are a joke and would probably employ Fatbury or DV. Wouldn't surprise me  :mrgreen:


at least i wouldnt fuck off after a year for more money!!


What qualifications do you have?


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 18:56:36
Quote from: "fatbury"
wasnt me .. my application had from Under 9s to Under 16s on it

I ALWAYS apply  - well you never know!


Please tell me you are taking the piss.....

Did you mention Rhys Evans?


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 19:03:17
Quote from: "Iffy's Onion Bhaji"
Quote from: "DV"
Quote from: "Iffy's Onion Bhaji"
Bob probably thinks applications from the likes of Nijholt are a joke and would probably employ Fatbury or DV. Wouldn't surprise me  :mrgreen:


at least i wouldnt fuck off after a year for more money!!


What qualifications do you have?


he manages blueprint chiseldon  :D


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: ronnie21 on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 20:35:02
Bob Holt - STFC's version of Comical Ali!!  We will fight these infidels!!


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: DV on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 20:46:51
Quote from: "Iffy's Onion Bhaji"
Quote from: "DV"
Quote from: "Iffy's Onion Bhaji"
Bob probably thinks applications from the likes of Nijholt are a joke and would probably employ Fatbury or DV. Wouldn't surprise me  :mrgreen:


at least i wouldnt fuck off after a year for more money!!


What qualifications do you have?


Level 1 qualified and assistant manager of blueprint chiseldon  :oops: coach of an under 10s team but also had have involvment with under 9s, under 7s, under 11s and under 15s.


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 20:49:39
Quote from: "DV"
Me and Bob love each other loooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnng-time


 :shock:

You sick bastard!


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: DV on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 20:50:32
in the football coaching of....

twat head, delete that post now....


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 21:32:33
I'm guessing sam posted...
Quote from: "DV"

but also had have involvment with under 9s, under 7s, under 11s and under 15s.


You shouldn't pussy out Sam you big sexy tiger.


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: DV on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 21:49:30
lets be honest, whilst the jokes got old a whole 3 days into the job....if the wrong person reads it and takes it even semi seriously I'm out of a job, Im out of living, I've got a law suite on my hands and so has the franchise....

big ifs....but not totally impossible I would have thought


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 21:52:08
Do you really think that? I think you're being massively over sensitive. If someone posted "DV likes playing with little boy's willies" out of the blue then maybe. But when the original context is only a few posts up?


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: DV on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 21:55:54
probably a little over sensitive I agree......but......the thought is in the back of my mind.

Esp after all the shit mex got for internet postings. I know its pretty different....but meh!


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: Tails on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 22:06:34
DV my nephew plays for them.. Under 11's. The err (whats the PC way of saying this nowadays?) mixed race tall left footed one who's better than everyone else in the team.


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 22:26:15
The PC term is Half-Cast.

I didn't ever notice you were black tails.


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: DV on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 22:29:10
Quote from: "flammableBen"
The PC term is Half-Cast.

I didn't ever notice you were black tails.


I think you're getting a bit confused. Dex is the black one.....

He must have had Tails sister I guess


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 22:53:07
Quote from: "flammableBen"
The PC term is Half-Cast.


It isn't. I remember watching some bloke read a poem about getting all arsey because people called him half-caste and he didn't like it. Or something. Ill try and find it somewhere


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 22:58:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eJSEfA63_k&feature=related

thats the one, crazy fool. Anyway, back on topic...


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 22:59:42
I hope the pair or at least one of you is on the wind up there Ben and Dave  :o


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 23:02:55
i was being deadly serious. Back to the bob holt/dv paedophillia posts...








legal disclamier: i dont think dv is an actual paedophile


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 23:04:08
I definately was, I'm hoping me and Dave are forming our own comedy duo, so I'm presuming that he got it and went on an awesome double bluff.


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 23:08:01
Err yep, thats what i did


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 23:13:00
ace  8)


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: Tails on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 23:14:18
Quote from: "flammableBen"
The PC term is Half-Cast.

I didn't ever notice you were black tails.


I hide it well.


Title: Bob Holt
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 23:15:58
You must spend a fortune on foundation.