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Title: Nightmare Post by: yeo on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 01:23:22 The old dear seems to have split up with her husband .Jeeez you'd think they would both be old enough to know better.
She wants to stay in my Spare room :shock: Soooo.... How do I get out that? There is a temptation to let her and say "while you are in my house you will live by my rules" but I can see the joy of that wearing off after a week or so... Im thinking Ill set out the house Rules when she moves in. Monday -3 Bottles of Wine Wednesday- Speed and or Coke Thursday- Pills and Heroin. Friday-Sun-Acid and Speed Balls Oh my.... Title: Nightmare Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 01:25:30 Your mum can move into my house and I will stay in your spare room. Speed ball Sundays sound ace.
Title: Nightmare Post by: yeo on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 01:30:07 :mrgreen:
Title: Nightmare Post by: axs on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 01:31:02 is that as in your mum has to provide or has to join in?
Title: Nightmare Post by: axs on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 01:31:47 i'll have a room to let soon, is she minted?
Title: Nightmare Post by: axs on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 01:35:36 on a different note how long has Barry Scott been admin? i thought i knew all of you.
Title: Nightmare Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 01:36:20 ace
Title: Nightmare Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 01:37:09 Quote from: "axs" on a different note how long has Barry Scott been admin? i thought i knew all of you. week or so, he's looking at sorting some of the problems we've been havingTitle: Nightmare Post by: axs on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 01:37:20 which post?
Title: Nightmare Post by: axs on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 01:38:19 Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "axs" on a different note how long has Barry Scott been admin? i thought i knew all of you. week or so, he's looking at sorting some of the problems we've been havingah, good luck bazza! reminds me i should donate something again, it's been a while. Title: Nightmare Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 08:41:14 Sorry to hear this Yeovil, I know your making a joke of it but its shit what your going through
Title: Nightmare Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 12:23:51 give her bushey's number I'm sure he'll help her he likes the MILF or he could rent her a house and i mean house in the loses possible term.
Title: Nightmare Post by: red macca on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 12:24:28 What if your mum likes those house rules and that is the reason they have split up
Title: Nightmare Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 12:39:30 why no just turn off your phone lock the door etc and pretend you have gone away on holiday for a few weeks
Title: Nightmare Post by: yeo on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 12:48:25 :mrgreen:
Sounds like a plan. On the plus side if she does move in for a bit she might decorate,she'll deffinitly clean so a week or so could be usefull. Title: Nightmare Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 12:55:07 Quote from: "Oevil red" :mrgreen: Sounds like a plan. On the plus side if she does move in for a bit she might decorate,she'll deffinitly clean so a week or so could be usefull. make sure you charge her rent and what ever you do do not accept payment of rent in "kindness" that would be wrong. Title: Nightmare Post by: yeo on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 12:57:24 Please stop saying things like that
Title: Nightmare Post by: Lumps on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 13:21:08 Can't you use the dogs as an excuse?
A couple of big staffies being upset by changes to their home routine might get a bit agressive and scarey for an old lady..... that kind of thing..... Unless they're just big soft boys who your mum loves, in which case that won't work at all. Title: Nightmare Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, November 29, 2007, 13:29:45 Say you're courting a lady at the moment and she comes round most nights.
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