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..everybody seems to be on a bit of a downer, but my days been pretty good.

Got up at what I thought was 3pm, had a bit of a clear up, found a bottle of wine, did some washing up and then realised it was only 2.30pm and I must have gained a few hours from somewhere.

I've also just realised I've accidentally not had a cigarette since Saturday. I know the first one of the day is going to be a bit horrible now, but I don't really want to quit so I know I've got to face it down.

Anybody got any suggestions?

rip the butt off it and toke it hard!

I've had a great day. found out i've got a conditional offer for loughborough  :beers:  stfc can go fuck emselves, im too chuffed for them to get me down

I've had a fucking shit day.

I was expecting the cigarette to be a bit shit and make me feel rubbish. But it turned out amazing! To think that I was considering quitting for a min, Madness!

Right I'm going back to derailing boardroom threads. If people keep starting new ones then I'm resorting to manatees.

Shit day, shit week, shitest year ever. FACT

but nearly 2008  :beers:

I concur young man

its all about 2008, fresh stars etc

I agree.

2008, great another year older  :(

Ben, quit smoking, you will feel better for it. 7 Months and counting.

Shut up Ralphy.

Ralphy, quit patronising, you will feel better for it. 7 Months and counting.

i've had a shite day. yay

Not wanting to piss on your fireworks or owt, but im sure you said the same when we were out new years eve last year!

I'm alot of things Si but I never patronise anyone.

You're the resident cunt, not me.

Ralphy, quit using the c word, you will feel better for it. 7 minutes and counting

Si, quit acting the know it all internet cunt, your feel better for it. 7 pints and counting.

Ralphy are you upset?

Ralph, are you back on that crate of Stella from Friday?

Indeed I did

could care less what year it is. Always the same old shit all that happens is that my memory gets a little worse each month. This morning I woke up I couldn't remmber how old I was. I spent all my jounrey into work trying to remmber and I couldn't. I'm not joking I really couldn't I had to get in the office and use a calaculotor to work it out (1984-2007) I was well upset cos I though I was 22, in fact I was, I am 23 now that is depressing and worrying at the same time!

Bollocks you are!

Your the same age as me and Ash easily.

no I am 23. I worked it out this morning. I have also applied for a copy of my birth cert just to makesure.

Hes 24 in February but I aint going to his borthday, id rather book a holiday with a few teachers

i forgive you I promise never to bring up either again. unless you really annoy me or i am pissed.

I quit for in August and felt exactly the same. To be unbiased i decided i had to start again (about 3 weeks ago) and study whether it then made me feel worse.

In my accurate experiments, my discoveries were alarming.

I concluded as below:

In not smoking my health felt the same as when i smoked.
In re-starting smoking it didn't make me feel worse, it infact me me feel better, also agreeing with above.
Smoking makes you feel better.
Quitting makes you feel worse.

To close the matter. Smoking makes you feel better, and in quitting you actually feel worse for it. It's all a conspiracy so people don't know how great smoking is.

To feel really great, regularly, i suggest giving up for one day several times a month, then starting again, making up for lost time. In this manner, you constantly get happier. It should be on prescription "happiness is smoking".

Starting smoking, in hind sight, is probably one of the best brightest things i've ever done. I think it should be actively encouraged and we should receive tax relief on our earnings for bringing happiness to all we share our smoke with.

Disclaimer: I know there's a lot of short fuses today, so please, it's not a real experiment and smoking is harmful etc etc etc. But i still actively encourage you to start if you haven't.

The mucus you cough up when you stop is ace  :D

I've just been out for a fag. Getting some fresh air out of the office can only be a good thing.

I'm having a shit time both at work and at home at the moment and having a fag is all I have to look forward to was going to give up but I can't now  :(

Cheer up Birdy  :(

I'm beyond cheerin up Ralphy I haven't the energy  :(

Not even going dogging will cheer me up  :o

Not even a strap on chin vibrator?
come on... you dont have to use it, just make someone put it on thier face for comedy value!

Filth

funny... i had you in mind when i typed that... i recon if you were drunk enough i could get you to do it for pictures then sell them as comedy xmas cards!

Of course I would, im a clown after all

Maura came in the flag on Sat and Lauro had his shirt off dancing and I was running around being a chicken - we drank too much

Oh dear i'll miss you lot! But at least you remember what you were up to!

I've had an ace day. My man flu is slowly disappearing, I got a decent pay rise and I found out I get Christmas Eve off, which means my last day before Christmas is my birthday - a half day + xmas meal paid for by the company.

I think its to balance the bad STFC karma

Todays been mixed, had a carvery just now and Ifil was there with family - seems a genuinely nice family guy sorted out kids etc.  Then my nephew became a little shit playing up and gave me a headache.  Off to gym later as ina bad mood over club stuff

Todays been mixed, had a carvery just now and Ifil was there with family - seems a genuinely nice family guy sorted out kids etc.  Then my nephew became a little shit playing up and gave me a headache.  Off to gym later as ina bad mood over club stuff