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Every time I drink loads of beer i sleep walk. The funny thing is it happened all last summer and stopped in the winter. Now summer is starting up again it seems to be returning. Who knows why? Do you?

I always wake up in the early hours in another room of the house. Its usually the spare room.

Last night I got boshed and I met asher and we had a long condersation about how gay you all are. Or maybe we didnt speak at all. Ask him.

So anyway, I come home with a pie and chips and go to sleep in my bed. Then I woke up in the study! I've never done that before because its all the way down stairs and has no bed in it. We have family over at the moment so I think I must have known this and not bothered to try the guest room.... .Or perhaps I did try buy Uncle and Auntie kicked me out of bed. I havent seen anyone yet because Im hiding.

If I ever go outside it will be the end of me. Sleeping outside sucks so much.

It's quite exciting isnt it.

unlucky, my problem is worse, i dont know what to get for my birthday.

I've only sleep-walked once, though it was in a hostel in Newquay. Having returned from a night out I went to sleep in the correct bed, but then woke up in an empty room upstairs wearing only a pair of pants. When we got to the hostel they told us that all the other rooms were taken, so really there should have been somebody in it.... Also, all the rooms are locked at night... and yet in my pants I managed to navigate a hostel stairway, go through 2 firedoors and open a room that was empty to sleep for a couple of hours. :?


But it's only happened the once. You're just a freak.

Last year I went into my sisters room and woke her up. Then I had a go at her for being in my bedroom. Then I woke up and went back to bed.

You'll have to handcuff yourself to bed to stop you from going anywhere

sounds like one of my nights out, you never know where your gonna end up! bit mental though! i'd go with the handcuffing to.

yeah but sometimes I sleep walk to the toilet so hand cuffs would be bad

get a bucket by the bed, covers you if your sick or need a piss!

Was going o say are you urinating. Most drunken sleep walkers tend to piss.

Apparently you inherit it and its all about inner conflicts that you are not able to verbalize.

i dont piss that i know of. Although I have idea. Im drunk and asleep so its hard to say.

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kill kill kil

Onion Jimbo you were wrecked last night son, even tried hugging me in ponana! I was scared!

i dont remember. doesnt sound like me

Buy your Dad a lock fruit cake.

One day Jim will flip. beware  :shock:

usually happens to me if i drink in the afternoon. once, my mum asked me what i wanted for dinner and made it, but i was actually asleep when i was speaking to her so i cant remember this. bless her, she thought i was drunk   :wink:

haha  :soapy tit wank:

I have a mate who used to sleepwalk a lot, in fact both him and his brother.

One night when my mate, JP, was staying the night at my house he left his room, wearing just boxer shorts, went into my parents room, turned the light on, and looked out of the window.  All this to my parents obvious horror.

His brother is quite the sleepwalker too, one occasion he was staying at his girlfriend's house, when her parents found him naked in the wardrobe of their bedroom.

Sleepwalking is dangerous - fact.

You got with my mate aswell. i introduced u to asher so you did meet him.

James, just realised that you should know Kat (who you got with) has mumps...im not sure if youve had all your vaccinations or not...but thought you should know! :oops:

She has more than mumps james.....

See the thing is...  I have vague memories of a girl, but who it is I dont know?

I almost went home sick today so you have made me paranoid.

Mate, its probably best you dont remember what she looks like......

check with your mum if youve had your injections. I have but im feeling dead rough as well. shes had her injections too i THINK. Her names kathryn she welsh though!

RIP

You shut it u, shes lovely.

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Mumps takes a few weeks incubation before any symptoms.

My mate had mumps the other day. I have a sore throwt and a headache but i think thats from drinking ten hundred beers with a load of fags (I also smoked a lot)

Shes had the two weeks incubation and so i am goin through it now if i have it... jim, you would have just started it.

I think this is the time to use my free sleep walking murder. how could someone do this to me!?

At New College today....they've had an emergency immunisation program.....because of an epidemic  of mumps.

"Mumps is an infection that can damage a man's testicles"

I'd go preg a girl Jim before your balls swell up and you turn infertile.

yeah my mate had to go to the doctors to get his testicles poked today. I REALLY dont this disease thanks Jesus

we have it tomorrow as well but ive already had both my jabs so dont need to  :)

balls, it can affect your privates? Right im off to the clinic, im on first name terms down there now days.....

Mother says I had mumps as a child so probably wont get it again

I just called mine in london, she confirmed I had it when very young, get in!

so does that mean you definately cant get it now?

I dont know, will make another call......

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shes making enquiries with teh doctor in the morning said I should get to teh clinic, I said mum its not an STD bless her

maybe i should be more conservative with my hugs next time out

Ha ha it was funny think you were more wrecked than me and that is saying something as by teh end I was wrecked!

just saw jim at work he didn't look too ill!

it was all paranoia. Im feeling normal now.