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My G/F wants me to write a christmas list but I don't know what i want any ideas?

already treated myself to an lcd and a ps3.i'll settle for loads of sex and some nice food

thats a good start but my missus is poor so think cheaper!

treat yourself and treat the mrs.you will be well rewarded :wink:

may I suggest singing lessons?  :wink:

Get her to give you shag vouchers.

She then has to put out everytime you produce a voucher.

i want an HD DVD player.

I thought you were packing your girlfriend in anyway?

A guitar amp that doesn't sound like it cost 50p to make, which it probably did.

I want a Bang & Olufsen sound system.

ponce.

Are you getting that for christmas then Ralph?

B&O are horribly over-priced.

I wish! I'm getting an LCD TV.

One day I will own a B & O.

i have found out one of my presents.

came back to my GF's house yesterday to find a package from STFC on the doorstep  8)  Thats my black Swindon top i'm guessing  8)

i told her i didn't see where it was from though  :soapy tit wank:

I hope it's a Christmas limited edition "Sandy Gray Shit" - the look on your face as you open the box would be great on Christmas morning.

My old man asked me what I wanted but I cant even think of anything

i want a Acoustic Guitar

Do you already play? Or looking to learn?

I'm treating myself to a new tv.

And I wouldn't mind an electric guitar either, but don't think I'll get one  :(

i want a big drum kit, and somewhere to play on it

A fair wage for that work you've recently done for him?

i havent known what i have wanted for ages, since i started wokring full time i buy what i want when i wanted, as opposed to when i didint work where i had to wait till xmas/bdays.

a ps3 would be nice tho

Exactly. Id rather my parents spent their hard earned money on themselves

My Dad asked what I want...and asked what my brother could get me that would be "useful". He's only 16 so anything useful is bound to be out of his price range!

I would like a Peter Petrelli calender if such a thing is available

I want some new slippers  :old:

im hopefully getting a rich girlfriend for christmas  :wink:

dream on

i want peace on earth

As well as the new girls aloud album?

Happy christmas yoof


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My missus is getting me a sat nav.

My son will get me a CD (He always does).

My mum will get me a book token (She always does).

I will have to endure yet another Christmas day at my in-laws (I always do).

Roll on Boxing day....................

Sussex is buying me a ring  :D

Cock?

I'm leaving the country on December 24th.

Christmas is a pain in the arse. I rarely want anything and spend most of Christmas miserable as people still buy me stuff. I tell them not to, only to then feel awful and guilty that they've wasted their money on gifts i will never use/wear/appreciate.  :(

I'm trying to aid this problem by not spending any money on myself between October to Christmas, then writing a list. Hopefully Christmas will not give me weeks of guilt this year. Saying that, i'm just about to get myself a new music pc built, maybe everyone i know can club together and buy that monster?

Either way, Christmas is a sad time for a sensitive sentimental old dickhead like me.

Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio

It's all a plot so Chubbs can take over  :mrgreen:

I want a new tv aswell. Might wait til the Jan sales.

But ive been such a good boy this year  :wink:

I will wake up in a fat crone this xmas morning  :(

I'm buying myself a new pc for Christmas.

This is my third year of doing that, my advice is go stay at your parents

Looking to learn Si. Mate from work might help.

Im fucking off out of it mate

Where you going?

Dont now mate

abroad somewhere

God you lot are a bunch of whining cunts aren't you. At least with the Christmas season you get time off work.

If you hate shopping (especially at xmas) do it all online. Or figure out what you're going to buy before you get to the shops, that way you save time and effort.

When it comes to Christmas day you'll all be bleating on about how great your dinners were  :wink:

Not everyone, especially police and fire and hospital etc

My mrs has to work nights from 21st to 24th. then back at work on boxing day.

Si was talking about us doing a TEF secret santa,he wants someone to buy him new jeans :soapy tit wank: And for some reason he thinks i can knit,would that i could Simon :(

Some slippers[not silly animal death trap ones though!] and an ironing board.I'm very easy to please.

am i? news to me! christ the things I come out with when i am pissed and surrounded by nice looking ladies! whenever I get pissed in town or where there is ladies I decided to fisnish with my g/f so i can shag aforementioned ladies, but I never do and in the morning i wake up and remmber how much i love her arrrrrrrrr

as for my xmas pressie i have asked for the following:

elecetric scewdriver
electric sander
some books
simpions movie
transformers dvd
football manager 2008
subsrtcions to nuts or zoo
r/c hellicoptuer

I'd forgotten about this ace idea.

And you can knit, I can tell. You're a very poor fibber  :wink:

I hope it wasn't larwood that knitted the pearly queen hat you were all taking it in turns to wear saturday  :wink:  :D

Time off work? I get xmas day and boxing day.

An Apple iPhone 8)

Dont fucking lend it to Tails

There's a spare room going in middle-of-fucking-nowhere Ohio until the end of January  :soapy tit wank:

(That assumes I don't do anything that warrants my use of said spare room).

A Canon EOS 40D and a couple of fuck-off expensive lenses. Oh, and a new pair of Oakley's to replace the ones I broke on the golf course when pissed....

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: My folks will never let me live that down

2 days is better than nothing. Same as most people I think Ralphy.

Join the fucking Club.

Don't do it Village! the camera quality on it is shite.

Its all about the Xbox 360 ! Get 1 there awsome  :D

I've already got a nice TV, gonna treat myself to a PS3.

Can't wait to play those Blu Ray movies.

I'm buying my sister tickets for the gym cos thats what she asked for  :D

Not sure what i'll buy mum and dad though.

Had one, sold it, now got a ps3.

Transformers on Blu-Ray  8)

Spud, have you got a HD DVD player as well?

I've heard Blu Ray is better.

In Comet they tried to charge me £99.99 for a 10gb HDMI cable made by Monster!

A £20 HDMI cable gives just the same picture quality.

No i haven't got a HD DVD player aswell, my name isn't Ralphy.

£99 for a HDMI cable!  :shock:  i bought mine for £14.99 and the picture quality is ace.

What do you mean your name isn't Ralphy you cheeky cunt?!

Yeah apparently Monster make the best cables in the world and their used in Hollywood.

£100 though jesus.

I mean as in im not rich like you.

I should hope so for £99.99!!

 :shock:  bloody hell Village, with your track record of phones?

Rich?! I'm hardly rich.

I saved hard when i lived at home with the parents and worked alot of overtime thanks to Royal Mail :wink:

I'm also single and have no mortage anymore.

I earn the same as you Spud plus overtime.

My night shift falls on the 23rd-26th of December, so i win! I love working B/H anyway, quiet as anything, double time, with days of in lieu (sp) 8)

My track record????!!!! That's Tails bloody fault, not mine :D

Thought you lost your phone quite often  :wink:

All I want for Christmas is...

http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/3508410/-/Product.html?searchstring=nirvana+unplugged&searchsource=0

Oh, and pigs in bacon.

your cooking xmas dinner so you can have what you want  :P

I want tickets to see Kylie at the o2 arena, they go on pre sale Saturday

I'm going to the Ock Mill in Abingdon for Christmas dinner. Tag along if you want.

Did you just google pubs in Abingdon to get that?

Fucking nephew, I've got one more Christmas present to buy this year. It's not as if he's going to appreciate, the only thing the little bastard's done so far is stick his tongue out at me. Go motor skills.

They don't get interesting til they are 2 Ben.

Gay. I had a new picture of him but I think I just accidently deleted them all. Oh well have an old one...

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Despite everything not being able to do much, he's still pretty ace.

I did some Niece Christmas shopping yesterday.I was quite suprised how much I enjoyed buying clothes for a baby girl :oops:  (thanks to JFW for pointing me in ethe right direction)

awww bless, you'll make me broody

No. It's the one just over the bridge where you turn left and get the Eastern European chaps to clean your car while you have a fryup in Tesco.

No offence Chubbs.

I am getting married for xmas.

December 9th fly to Bangkok, 5 nights there then transfer to Khao Lak, 5 nights there including wedding ceremony, then Cambodia for 3 days to visit Angkor Wat and finally back to Thailand to Koh Chang for 7 nights returning home NYE.


 :beers:  :beers:  :beers:  :D

If you are paying I'd rather go to the Fox at Boars hill.  Thanks xx

Shock Yeovil, you're gayer than me. And I'm probably heading towards a 2 on the Kinsey Scale. Nasty Girls.

Congrats Bo  :beers:

Aww but..

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Have we said Congrats already?

If not ..Congrats! :D

Cheers Oevil, Birdy!

Can't wait... :D

Awww... She's got lovely big eyes. Like a Bee, or a Gnome.

But still yeovil. Calm yourself down. Unless you want to go in for some gay adoption with me. You can go to work and I'll look after it. Works perfectly. You get the fun attention seeking "daddy told be off today daddy", but I'll know it loves me more.

Oh and congrats bo if I haven't said it already. Like yeovil I lose track of random congratulations threads. Did I start one became an uncle? I better have done. Otherwise I'm due some extra tef attention.

I wanna be a stay at home Dad :x

You go to work!

How much benefit would a gay unemployed adopting couple get? We might have to get more than one. Because fuck going to work. I want to be a house husband.

actually monster cables are bit shit, try nordost and about 20 other companies who make better stuff.

congrats bo 8)

i'm getting a lump of coal for christmas.

Congratulations bo, sounds like a great trip planned out.

Yeah will be our last "big" hol as we want kids straight away, we're both 32 so the clocks ticking!!

I'll post a random wedding pic while I'm away  8)

well i didn't get the shirt for xmas i got it today for my birthday.

have to say it's the best shirt i've ever had from STFC

I'm not really a present person, but I will be laid on Koh Samet Beach, probably having a lobster meal for christmas dinner.  8)  8)  8)

I have bought myself a cool hotwater bottle with a big fluffy cow cover for my son to give me but i think i want that sooner than christmas. So he can give it to me for my birthday.
Im gonna get More Brain Training for him to give me for xmas i think!

Guitar Hero 3! Aceness...

No way, it's not that nice!

I picked mine up on saturday.

colonic irrigation  :shock:

Getting the ps2 version for my birthday, bought it today as I just happened to stumble upon it at work - didn't realise they did it for ps2! £40. Nice.

I have to work xmas day day, boxing day day, 27th night and 28th night  :evil:

We just got back from christmas shopping. Into Crawley, 3 x vouchers in Virgin, 2 x box of chocs in Thorntons. Out of Crawley, job done.

I'll get dad some posh wine nearer the time.

BOARD OUT! ROAR!  :D